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   (*checks tattoo on her forehead*) Yep, that's the one, officer. That's the one who keeps watching me in the shower

30 Apr 2012 12:20 PM   |   34774 clicks   |   The Smoking Gun
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farkingismybusiness    [TotalFark]  
Blasphemy.
static7.businessinsider.com
Everyone knows Drake is the one true God.

30 Apr 2012 02:07 PM
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clyph     
meathome: /I'm sure she's just misunderstood...

The batshiat insane often are.

The don't-stick-your-dick-in-crazy rule definitely applies to this (otherwise hittable) one.

30 Apr 2012 02:11 PM
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MaudlinMutantMollusk    [TotalFark]  
farkingismybusiness: Blasphemy.
[static7.businessinsider.com image 500x500]
Everyone knows Drake is the one true God.


Now if that said Duke...

30 Apr 2012 02:11 PM
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numbone     
biatch either has a really high opinion of herself or a very low opinion of God.

30 Apr 2012 02:15 PM
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buckeyebrain     
clyph: meathome: /I'm sure she's just misunderstood...

The batshiat insane often are.

The don't-stick-your-dick-tongue-in-cr azy rule definitely applies to this (otherwise hittable) one.


FTFY

30 Apr 2012 02:15 PM
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clyph     
buckeyebrain: The don't-stick-your-dick-tongue-in-crazy rule definitely applies to this (otherwise hittable) one.

FTFY


Many lesbians have dicks... they're just store-bought instead of home-grown.

30 Apr 2012 02:17 PM
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Spirit Hammer     
How odd.
Those tattoos on her neck would suggest some sort of gang affiliation.
Who'd of thought she would instead choose the path of religion?

30 Apr 2012 02:25 PM
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scottyvr6     
Spirit Hammer: How odd.
Those tattoos on her neck would suggest some sort of gang affiliation.
Who'd of thought she would instead choose the path of religion?


They're one in the same.

30 Apr 2012 02:31 PM
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stevarooni    [TotalFark]  
mccallcl: Weird how willin y'all are to make a joke out of someone willing to do something so tragic to themselves.

Weird? You haven't been here long, have you? Wait...2002?!? How can you find making fun of this individual in any way unusual? :o

30 Apr 2012 02:35 PM
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Because People in power are Stupid    [TotalFark]  
stevarooni: mccallcl: Weird how willin y'all are to make a joke out of someone willing to do something so tragic to themselves.

Weird? You haven't been here long, have you? Wait...2002?!? How can you find making fun of this individual in any way unusual? :o


I guess we found her fark handle.

30 Apr 2012 02:51 PM
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kevinfra     
I'm not one of those anti-tattoo people. I don't have one, but if you want one, by all means feel free.

But if one feels he or she may be engaging in a lifestyle that may ential contact with the law enforcement community, why make it easy to ID yourself with stupid facial tattoos.

30 Apr 2012 02:55 PM
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Abe Vigoda's Ghost    [TotalFark]  
i49.tinypic.com

Last one

30 Apr 2012 02:59 PM
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HopScotchNSoda     
SuperNinjaToad: Not to be pedantic or anything but isn't the inverse of god .... boq instead of dog?

www.freewebs.com

30 Apr 2012 03:05 PM
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Jument     
Forehead tats: when you absolutely, positively need to let everyone know at a glance that you are an irredeemable farktard.

30 Apr 2012 03:07 PM
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hogans     
www.dogthebountyhunter.com

What's not to love?

30 Apr 2012 03:20 PM
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eas81     
My GOD Michelle Rodriguez has really had a rough go since doing fast and the furious and getting kicked off lost.

i49.tinypic.comwww.gossipboulevard.com

30 Apr 2012 03:21 PM
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OldManDownDRoad     
Is that Goudy Old Style?

At least it's not Comic Sans . . .

30 Apr 2012 03:22 PM
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offmymeds     
That's the one who keeps watching me in the shower

i1136.photobucket.com

30 Apr 2012 03:35 PM
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RobSeace    [TotalFark]  
CrispFlows: That's an interesting lesbian that happens to like god.

I thought she was claiming to be god...

30 Apr 2012 03:50 PM
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Smingleigh     
i49.tinypic.com

30 Apr 2012 03:57 PM
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StrangeQ     
Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i48.tinypic.com image 465x585]

Her head is a mushroom, your argument is invalid

/seriously, look at that thing. I wonder if she really was dropped on her head as a child

30 Apr 2012 03:59 PM
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jdmac     
It is nice when people come with a warning sign.

30 Apr 2012 04:21 PM
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jdmac     
Since no one has done it yet, here is what she would look like without that tat. Not too bad...

farm8.staticflickr.com

30 Apr 2012 04:32 PM
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Because People in power are Stupid    [TotalFark]  
OldManDownDRoad: Is that Goudy Old Style?

At least it's not Comic Sans . . .


img.photobucket.com

What's wrong with Comic Sans?

30 Apr 2012 04:49 PM
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CrispFlows     
Because People in power are Stupid: OldManDownDRoad: Is that Goudy Old Style?

At least it's not Comic Sans . . .

[img.photobucket.com image 465x585]

What's wrong with Comic Sans?


i238.photobucket.com

30 Apr 2012 05:03 PM
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bim1154     
She look like she could be one of Obama's kids. Looks like she even has a hoodie too.

30 Apr 2012 05:04 PM
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jdmac     
bim1154: She look like she could be one of Obama's kids. Looks like she even has a hoodie too.

Yeah, but the important question is, did she have any skittles?

30 Apr 2012 05:27 PM
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bishop turtleneck     
I would not hit that!!*

*unless nobody would never ever find out then maybe with the help of beer I would smite that like the fist of an angry god.

30 Apr 2012 05:28 PM
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Smingleigh     
So it turns out I had more time on my hands than I originally thought. Enough time to put a little more into the 'shop, at least.

Another case of red-eye. Put 'er down.

i48.tinypic.com

The Beast and his armies will rise from the Pit to make war against God.

30 Apr 2012 05:46 PM
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Submitted First With a Better Headline     
busy chillin': 33? whoa. I would card her for smokes.

This. If you look closely, you can see her age, but at a glance, she looks hella young. The dental work doesn't help.

30 Apr 2012 05:48 PM
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LordSunder     
Came for some "Snow Crash"

/left satisfied

30 Apr 2012 06:03 PM
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hufnmouth     
jdmac: Since no one has done it yet, here is what she would look like without that tat. Not too bad...

[farm8.staticflickr.com image 397x500]


She's not bad. Makes poor life choices and probably will get cashed out soon, but if she had a different past, then maybe.

30 Apr 2012 06:09 PM
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Shouting into the wind     
hufnmouth: jdmac: Since no one has done it yet, here is what she would look like without that tat. Not too bad...

[farm8.staticflickr.com image 397x500]

She's not bad. Makes poor life choices and probably will get cashed out soon, but if she had a different past, then maybe.


Except this is in Dayton, Ohio. Drive down North Main street next week and you can meet her personally for only 20 dollars!
\includes bj
\\and STDs

30 Apr 2012 06:24 PM
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HZS9PK     
I think she just wants the President to eat her..

30 Apr 2012 07:03 PM
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jtown     
SirTanon: i.cdn.turner.com

You're a gay fish


Hahahahahahaha! Nice "save" on the misspelling, buddy. How long did he walk around with "Jenius" on his face before he could afford to fix it?

30 Apr 2012 07:03 PM
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jdmac     
Shouting into the wind: hufnmouth: jdmac: Since no one has done it yet, here is what she would look like without that tat. Not too bad...

[farm8.staticflickr.com image 397x500]

She's not bad. Makes poor life choices and probably will get cashed out soon, but if she had a different past, then maybe.

Except this is in Dayton, Ohio. Drive down North Main street next week and you can meet her personally for only 20 dollars!
\includes bj
\\and STDs


I used to live in north Dayton (right off Santa Clara) and I am currently checking with my facebook friends to make sure I did not date her in my younger days. She is right in the age range and I used to host Rocky which is a magnet for LGBTQ people, so I am double checking to make sure cause those days are a bit fuzzy and she seems to be the right level of crazy for my track record.

So yeah, I know all about that area.

CSB time: One night I was laying out in the front yard looking at the stars (I was a bit stony at the time) listening to my headphones. A cop car came by and what they saw was a white guy laying in the grass on a street right off of North Main street, not some hippy looking at the stars. The jumped out of the car and ran up on my like they had found a dead body. Talk about a buzz kill. They were like "Are you OK??!!" To which I could only respond "Well, I was..."

30 Apr 2012 07:22 PM
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shiatsammich     
Oh for the love of...

30 Apr 2012 10:14 PM
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Boris S. Wort     
www.insidesocal.com
Approves... yet doesn't approve.

/conflicted

30 Apr 2012 11:16 PM
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Aye Carumba     
Hittable... with a baseball bat.

01 May 2012 02:33 AM
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