Headline: Actual quote from man held hostage by German Nymphomaniac. He fought back tears to tell them: "I met her on a bus. She invited me back here. It was hell. I can't walk. Please help me get back there"

Run out of room subby?

I wonder what her number is, I am sure if she put it out there she could have guys lined up around the corner. But the fact that he couldn't finish her off completely in 32 hours is just sad.

Humean_Nature: Is there some reason this woman isn't being held for kidnapping and/or rape yet? Or is this just one of those guy-can't-get-raped-cuz-they're-all-ho rny-all-the-time-anyway-guffaw-g uffaw things?

What are you talking about? *She's* the victim here.

I've had bone cruises and dehydration before but it didn't take 36 hours. I'm with Retrograde ... shenanigans.

/no, don't go there

colon_pow: maybe she held a gun on him and made him keep licking.

Quite the cunning linguist.

Vee have vays of making you have der sechs mit me, ja?

make me some tea: Was she hot?

Probably not, considering that he called for help.

"You have got to help me. She is trying to kill me with sex. I cannot get out - and I cannot go on!"

That my friends is priceless.

Nymphomania is a serious problem in Germany.



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Humean_Nature: One is twisting and distortion, and the other is Hilary Clinton Gives Birth to Alien Baby.

I was going to post a pic of Chelsea and say "how is this not believable?", but I did a GIS and see she has aged better than me. Much better than me.

Thisbymaster: I wonder what her number is,


7, 7, 7, 9 and 311.

_/Obscure?

Pick me! Pick me!

Shazam999: Pick me! Pick me!


You haven't seen her picture yet....what if she looks like Frau Blucher?

Doogles4221: More: Followup, German Nymphomaniac, Germans, held hostage, Roy Hodgson, Masters of the Universe, Man Utd, sex addiction, Charles Schulz

How exactly are the keywords for FARK articles chosen? and why was Snoopy sleeping with He-Man???

Now it's accurate:

Thisbymaster: I wonder what her number is

0118 999 881 999 119 725 3?

Cletus C.: Nymphomania is a serious problem in Germany.

propasaurus: Humean_Nature: Is there some reason this woman isn't being held for kidnapping and/or rape yet? Or is this just one of those guy-can't-get-raped-cuz-they're-all-ho rny-all-the-time-anyway-guffaw-g uffaw things?

Because it's a bullshiat made up story?

jaylectricity: The only problem I have with this is that it was a German lady.

way south: Feh, apparently I hang our in all the wrong places.

/where's the nearest sex addiction clinic?

not sure, but once you figure it out might want to move on to figuring out where the nearest pharmacy is.

well since this guy's being called a liar, it's only fair that women who claim they were raped are called liars as well, you know gender equality and all, so no more complaining ladies.

turns out all she wanted was some more sausage and sauerkraut

Gives a whole new meaning to the term "fark me to tears".

Paris1127: The woman met her latest victim, a 31-year-old African man, on her way home from a sex addiction clinic in Munich.

Good to know she's fully recovered.

The 13th step.

cman: Where can a man come upon meeting such a lass?

THIS

The_Sponge: Shazam999: Pick me! Pick me!


You haven't seen her picture yet....what if she looks like Frau Blucher?

*horse whinnys*

Sounds like she took his clothes, wallet, & keys and wouldn't give them back until he satisfied her. Damn shame. I was imagining that she was 300 pounds and he couldn't get out until she rolled off of him.

An interesting if somewhat sick question for the ladies:

Suppose that while you were walking to your car in an unfamiar part of town, a man grabbed you and dragged you into his apartment. He then forcibly removed your clothing, purse, cell, etc., and locked them in a closet. He then tells you that you have two choices- you can run out the door naked and with nothing, or you can have sex with him, at which point he'll unlock the closet and give you your stuff back.

Which would you do?

To imply that a man with an erection is not enjoying himself is not practical. In order for a man to maintain an erection he must be feeling pleasure and therefore enjoying himself hence he is willing ... it is impossible to rape the willing ...

It is all cause and effect...

He has an erection therefore he is feeling pleasure and he is willing...



Now if you must excuse me... I drank too much wine, therefore I must go take a peess, cause and effect...

I've had weekend flings with marathon style sex, and yes, walking hurt, but I never complained nor cried.

The_Sponge: Shazam999: Pick me! Pick me! You haven't seen her picture yet....what if she looks like Frau Blucher?

propasaurus: Humean_Nature: Is there some reason this woman isn't being held for kidnapping and/or rape yet? Or is this just one of those guy-can't-get-raped-cuz-they're-all-ho rny-all-the-time-anyway-guffaw-g uffaw things?

Because it's a bullshiat made up story?

maybe he's of much smaller stature and she is much stronger and bigger.

eraser8: Came for the snu-snu references.

Leaving satisfied.

Just because *you're* satisfied doesn't mean it's going to stop.

Sounds like she needs to hook up with the guy from the BMW 20 month erection link...

Can I get her number?

Meh. This is just 'regret,' not rape. He willingly went back with her.

Not really, but why is it when there's a similar story with a woman there's a dozen Farkers saying this, but when the gender is reversed they get all sensitive about it?

falcon176: well since this guy's being called a liar, it's only fair that women who claim they were raped are called liars as well, you know gender equality and all, so no more complaining ladies.

Fark that. Guys can be raped, and women can be rapists. It's not as common a situation, but it does happen, and it is NOT okay to deride and dismiss guys because "LOL they wanted it". Not okay with women, not okay with men.

squrrelco3: To imply that a man with an erection is not enjoying himself is not practical. In order for a man to maintain an erection he must be feeling pleasure and therefore enjoying himself hence he is willing ... it is impossible to rape the willing ...

That's inane. Men and women alike are not always able to control when their body chooses to exhibit a sexual response. Having an orgasm during a rape despite the fact that you don't want it and are in pain only adds to the farked-up aftereffects.

Soonish?


What a conundrum.

*dusts off German passport*

Hmmm, still good for another 8 years...

The_Sponge: Shazam999: Pick me! Pick me!


You haven't seen her picture yet....what if she looks like Frau Blucher?

I'm not that picky.

Thisbymaster: I wonder what her number is,



867-5309

Ask for Jennie

i remember clint eastwood got raped in one of the dirty harry movies.

by a woman i should add.

a woman he hated.

Shazam999: The_Sponge: Shazam999: Pick me! Pick me!


You haven't seen her picture yet....what if she looks like Frau Blucher?

I'm not that picky.


Thanks to Google, I found her picture:

Inchoate: falcon176: well since this guy's being called a liar, it's only fair that women who claim they were raped are called liars as well, you know gender equality and all, so no more complaining ladies.

Fark that. Guys can be raped, and women can be rapists. It's not as common a situation, but it does happen, and it is NOT okay to deride and dismiss guys because "LOL they wanted it". Not okay with women, not okay with men.

squrrelco3: To imply that a man with an erection is not enjoying himself is not practical. In order for a man to maintain an erection he must be feeling pleasure and therefore enjoying himself hence he is willing ... it is impossible to rape the willing ...

That's inane. Men and women alike are not always able to control when their body chooses to exhibit a sexual response. Having an orgasm during a rape despite the fact that you don't want it and are in pain only adds to the farked-up aftereffects.



The whole story is BS anyway...

Inchoate: falcon176: well since this guy's being called a liar, it's only fair that women who claim they were raped are called liars as well, you know gender equality and all, so no more complaining ladies.

Fark that. Guys can be raped, and women can be rapists. It's not as common a situation, but it does happen, and it is NOT okay to deride and dismiss guys because "LOL they wanted it". Not okay with women, not okay with men.

squrrelco3: To imply that a man with an erection is not enjoying himself is not practical. In order for a man to maintain an erection he must be feeling pleasure and therefore enjoying himself hence he is willing ... it is impossible to rape the willing ...

That's inane. Men and women alike are not always able to control when their body chooses to exhibit a sexual response. Having an orgasm during a rape despite the fact that you don't want it and are in pain only adds to the farked-up aftereffects.

And don't forget about

I remember not being able to walk b/c of hot sex...

*sigh*

wtf is this guy whining about?

Wuss.

;)

squrrelco3: hostinga.imagecross.com

The whole story is BS anyway...

Considering the source, very likely. ;) Derision for female-on-male rape victims is just a pet peeve of mine.

CruiserTwelve: German lady and African man?

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"No, thank you. Fifteen is my limit on schnitzengruben."

True story:

Mel Brooks cut one line from 'Blazing Saddles' in the interests of good taste.

The scene where the screen goes black and you hear the "Teutonic Titwillow say, "Is it twue what they say about you black men?" ...."It's Twue, It's Twue,"
Sheriff: "I hate to disappoint you ma'am but you are sucking on my elbow,"