Oh, I hope they get married.

Well Mrs. Kazmierczak, I see where Lucy gets her tits...and I see where they're going to end up.

CSB: Mrs. Kaz, as we called her, was my 5th grade teacher. I remember her looking decent, but decidedly average, although she was pregnant for much of the school year.

I'm learning my school was more dysfuctional than I knew. Before this, I discovered this about one of my classmates.

A plague on both your trailers!

Note to self: never, never, never tell mother-in-law she looks nice.

U know if you just masturbated you wouldn't have the desire to do anything. you wouldn't even need to have sex

FTA:

a fifth-grade science at Columbia Middle School

Now word

/news for dumbasses, about dumbasses, written by dumbasses

Anyone else have trouble following this story? It was like a fill-in-th-blank word problem from the SAT test.

... daughter of Michelle Kazmierczak, 46, a fifth-grade science at Columbia Middle School

...in a bra to the boy...topless pictures

disseminating matter harmful to juveniles

So, his girlfriend's mother sent the lad pictures of herself in a BRA? Isn't that like a swimsuit?

/The dad's an asshat. I got that part.

Mercurtio:Thy stupidity is very bitter sweeting; it is a most sharp sauce.
Romeo:And is it not served well in to a sweet goose?

/can't make anything work

No, sir, I do not bite my thumbstick at you, sir, but I bite my thumbstick, sir.

/hammy

Derfroberts: CSB: Mrs. Kaz, as we called her, was my 5th grade teacher. I remember her looking decent, but decidedly average, although she was pregnant for much of the school year.

I'm learning my school was more dysfuctional than I knew. Before this, I discovered this about one of my classmates.

So make with the yearbook pics of Mrs. Kaz already, so the rest of us can judge...

They Fight.

RibbyK: Anyone else have trouble following this story? It was like a fill-in-th-blank word problem from the SAT test.

... daughter of Michelle Kazmierczak, 46, a fifth-grade science at Columbia Middle School

...in a bra to the boy...topless pictures

disseminating matter harmful to juveniles

So, his girlfriend's mother sent the lad pictures of herself in a BRA? Isn't that like a swimsuit?

/The dad's an asshat. I got that part.

I think you need to finish reading sentences.

send a picture of herself in a bra to the boy, 14,--who attends a different school--and then later a topless picture.

Uisce Beatha: So make with the yearbook pics of Mrs. Kaz already, so the rest of us can judge...

That was 5th grade. Don't even think we had yearbooks. Maybe my mother could scrounge up a class photo, but I don't have them.

They started out like Romeo and Juliet but it ended in tragedy.

conjecture and hearsay: They started out like Romeo and Juliet but it ended in tragedy.

No died, but a few wished they did.

+1 subby

Derfroberts: CSB: Mrs. Kaz, as we called her, was my 5th grade teacher. I remember her looking decent, but decidedly average, although she was pregnant for much of the school year.

I'm learning my school was more dysfuctional than I knew. Before this, I discovered this about one of my classmates.


"Tom would 'sometimes stand on my stomach so it wouldn't protrude forward'"

Jebus, that's farked up.

scottydoesntknow: Dear people who think Romeo and Juliet is a romantic love-story:

Dude, you forgot the part about it resulting in yet another lame movie by Leonardo DeCrappio.

So the father already has his Xbox. Once he's in prison he'll have a red ring of death of his own as well.

What a surprise, this wasn't the first time that Tyrone Price has been in trouble with the law ...

conjecture and hearsay: like Romeo and Juliet

Time and time, I'm gonna make you mine.

/what comes around goes around

So when it is an out of court settlement with lawyers involved it is not extortion (read: Michael Jackson buying the silence of that kid and his family) but when someone decides to try it themselves without the courts and lawyers it is extortion.

romeo and juliet was not a perfect love story.

unless your idea of perfect love is a 14 year old girl and a 17 year old boy, which results in 6 deaths.

deplorable: romeo and juliet was not a perfect love story.

unless your idea of perfect love is a 14 year old girl and a 17 year old boy, which results in 6 deaths.

No, that's my idea of a typical Thursday night in our neighborhood.

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Sounds legit