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01 May 2012 10:20 AM   |   13040 clicks   |   TC Palm
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junkmetal    [TotalFark]  
Probably not so much about the pron as much as it was the 400 dollar cable bill for the said porn.

/dude, it's all over the internet

01 May 2012 10:09 AM
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knightofargh     
I can't blame the guy, I'd need porn too if I were with that hambeast.

It's free and all over the interwebs. Of course the better shiat is sometimes behind relatively solid paywalls.

01 May 2012 10:23 AM
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Bondith    [TotalFark]  
People still pay for porn?

Hell, people pay *$400* for porn?

/granted, if my girlfriend looked like that...

01 May 2012 10:23 AM
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Jake Havechek     
The beast!

01 May 2012 10:24 AM
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AverageAmericanGuy     
Not an attractive woman.

01 May 2012 10:24 AM
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Savage Bacon     
junkmetal: Probably not so much about the pron as much as it was the 400 dollar cable bill for the said porn.

/dude, it's all over the internet


Maybe they didn't have a computer and the guy still relies on cable TV and jizz-encrusted magazines to get his rocks off.

/memories

01 May 2012 10:25 AM
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BeerBear     
400 for porn? guess he never heard of the internet

01 May 2012 10:25 AM
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your average maint. man     
she'a actually a nice woman that lives across the path in the blue and tan trailer.

01 May 2012 10:25 AM
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hillary     
One look at her across the room and I'd be ordering up porn, too.

And eyebleach. And a lot of whiskey.

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That's a man, baby, and not a good lookin' one, either.

01 May 2012 10:25 AM
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namegoeshere     
+1

01 May 2012 10:25 AM
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Andrew Wiggin     
hmmm. how many posts will state 'he must have never heard of the internet'?

01 May 2012 10:26 AM
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grokca    [TotalFark]  
Looks like it would take $400 worth of porn to send a pokey into that woman.

01 May 2012 10:27 AM
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Cheron     
AverageAmericanGuy: Not an attractive woman.

People pay $400 for crappy cable porn.

This is why I always encourage people to read. Once you develop a good imagination you can always avoid over priced, poor quality porn in a pinch. (unless a pinch is what you are into.)

01 May 2012 10:27 AM
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bim1154     
Must not have ever heard of the internet.

/:)

01 May 2012 10:28 AM
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JWideman     
I call shenanigans. Nobody pays $400 for softcore cable "porn".

01 May 2012 10:30 AM
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Jake Havechek     
I'm beginning to think Andrea Dworkin got the way she was because she was farking ugly as all hell.

01 May 2012 10:31 AM
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dj_spanmaster    [TotalFark]  
Jake Havechek: The breast!

01 May 2012 10:31 AM
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kagemaru026     
the safe word was "beat me like a rented red-headed stepchild" lol

01 May 2012 10:34 AM
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ShamanGator     
Can you blame the guy, even the worst looking porn actresses are eye bleach for that thing.

01 May 2012 10:39 AM
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JohnCarter     
How do you pay for porn on cable these days? Is that even possible?

01 May 2012 10:39 AM
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heavymetal     
Bondith: People still pay for porn?

Hell, people pay *$400* for porn?

/granted, if my girlfriend looked like that...


I hadn't spent a penny on porn since I got my high speed intertube connection. Although if dude had no computer and has that heinous beast as a girlfriend, it could be understandable. I'll bet the $400 of cable porn didn't come close to erasing the memory of banging that.

01 May 2012 10:40 AM
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maliklockett     
JohnCarter: How do you pay for porn on cable these days? Is that even possible?

There is usually porn in the "Pay-Per-View" selections most cable companies offer
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Or so I've heard

01 May 2012 10:42 AM
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Andrew Wiggin     
maliklockett: JohnCarter: How do you pay for porn on cable these days? Is that even possible?

There is usually porn in the "Pay-Per-View" selections most cable companies offer
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Or so I've heard


yeah but i've...also heard...that it's all scinemax softcore crap. sorry, it's not porn unless there's penetration. even if it's with a fist.

01 May 2012 10:44 AM
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Whatthefark     
Neither the genre of porn nor the names of the actor(s)/actress(es)/model(s) contained therein were listed.


Paging Randal Graves. Randal Graves to the white courtesy phone...

01 May 2012 10:52 AM
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kvinesknows    [TotalFark]  
I am happy to see that the correct person was arrested. cases like this they tend to arrest the man even when the woman attacks first

01 May 2012 10:56 AM
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loonatic112358    [TotalFark]  
GAAAAHHHHHHHH

I clicked on the article

01 May 2012 10:58 AM
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CrispFlows     
I dunno, I'd be royally pissed if I got a $400 porn bill.

It's like being charged for walking.

01 May 2012 10:59 AM
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dj_spanmaster    [TotalFark]  
heavymetal: I hadn't spent a penny on porn since I got my high speed intertube connection. Although if dude had no computer and has that heinous beast as a girlfriend, it could be understandable. I'll bet the $400 of cable porn didn't come close to erasing the memory of banging that.

If that dude had no computer, $400 would have gone a long way to getting him lifetime free porn.

01 May 2012 11:00 AM
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groppet     
Shiat Id need at least $400 of porn to bang that swamp donkey. And not just some normal stuf. Im talking some beastiality snuff porn.

01 May 2012 11:00 AM
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jmr61     
Hilarious how the article made a point to say that they had no information about the titles, actors or actresses involved with said porn. WTH would they bother mentioning that?

01 May 2012 11:01 AM
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Jake Havechek     
swamp donkey

01 May 2012 11:09 AM
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Sillygoth     
jmr61: Hilarious how the article made a point to say that they had no information about the titles, actors or actresses involved with said porn. WTH would they bother mentioning that?

Because it's Will Greenlee. He pads his articles with what he considers to be humor.

Either that, or he's paid by the word.

01 May 2012 11:10 AM
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The Voice of Doom    [TotalFark]  
Bondith
People still pay for porn?

Hell, people pay *$400* for porn?


Apparently they don't..

01 May 2012 11:12 AM
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dj_spanmaster    [TotalFark]  
SWAMP DONKEY

01 May 2012 11:15 AM
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HZS9PK     
Yikes Subby! How about a little warning about that pic next time!

01 May 2012 11:20 AM
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Cthulhu_is_my_homeboy     
Jesus H. tapdancing Christ, how lonely do you have to be, to be in a relationship with that nasty lardbeast? I mean it's not like they're married; the guy must be staying of his own volition. She must be a mean cook.

01 May 2012 11:22 AM
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orange whip     
JWideman: I call shenanigans. Nobody pays $400 for softcore cable "porn".

Could be direct tv pron which is more hardcore than cable....from what I've been told.

01 May 2012 11:27 AM
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StoPPeRmobile     
Cthulhu_is_my_homeboy: Jesus H. tapdancing Christ, how lonely do you have to be, to be in a relationship with that nasty lardbeast? I mean it's not like they're married; the guy must be staying of his own volition. She must be a mean cook.

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01 May 2012 11:28 AM
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SirEattonHogg     
He does deserve to get his ass beat for paying for pron. And $400? Seriously? Are people really that stupid?

01 May 2012 11:36 AM
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ez-reader     
I'd be upset over a $400 internet bill...oh, what? It was the cable bill. Yeah, I'd be upset over have such a stupid boyfriend too.

But seriously, why was she arrested? For spitting on the guy. Isn't a little spit what he was looking for in the first place?

01 May 2012 11:38 AM
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chaosweaver     
I thought, that if yesterday's threads taught us anything, it's that men can't be the victims of domestic violence.

/kidding
//would hit
///with a hammer
//not inflatable, either.
/slashies

01 May 2012 11:49 AM
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FatesWebb     
My favorite part of the article is the line that reads... "Neither the genre of porn nor the names of the actor(s)/actress(es)/model(s) contained therein were listed." Which would be a LONG list lol...

01 May 2012 12:18 PM
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RobSeace    [TotalFark]  
Andrew Wiggin: maliklockett: JohnCarter: How do you pay for porn on cable these days? Is that even possible?

There is usually porn in the "Pay-Per-View" selections most cable companies offer
.
.
.
.
.
Or so I've heard

yeah but i've...also heard...that it's all scinemax softcore crap. sorry, it's not porn unless there's penetration. even if it's with a fist.


Nah, at some point they realized they needed to start allowing real hard-core if they were going to actually try to compete with DVDs and the Internet... You can find real penetration on cable PPV porn now... But, last I looked (many years ago, so they may have lost this final inhibition by now too), they still absolutely refused to show semen at all... Not sure why that's such a big taboo...

01 May 2012 04:31 PM
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kvinesknows    [TotalFark]  
RobSeace: Andrew Wiggin: maliklockett: JohnCarter: How do you pay for porn on cable these days? Is that even possible?

There is usually porn in the "Pay-Per-View" selections most cable companies offer
.
.
.
.
.
Or so I've heard

yeah but i've...also heard...that it's all scinemax softcore crap. sorry, it's not porn unless there's penetration. even if it's with a fist.

Nah, at some point they realized they needed to start allowing real hard-core if they were going to actually try to compete with DVDs and the Internet... You can find real penetration on cable PPV porn now... But, last I looked (many years ago, so they may have lost this final inhibition by now too), they still absolutely refused to show semen at all... Not sure why that's such a big taboo...


the cable porn in my area is pretty much unlmited

01 May 2012 06:25 PM
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Ed 'Too Tall' Jones     
JWideman: I call shenanigans. Nobody pays $400 for softcore cable "porn".

Heh. Having worked in billing for the cable company, I can tell you that you'd be amazed at how much some folks would spend on that stuff.

01 May 2012 06:33 PM
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Richard Johnson     
Man. Steve Perry really let himself go.

01 May 2012 07:20 PM
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