The game is afoot!

FTA: "Hoped he socked away some money to foot his legal expenses."

Oh reporter, the ending of your two paragraph story is so amusing.

/I'm not sure how this is illegal though, honestly.

I was kind of hoping the headline was one of those humorously deceptive ones.

Nope.

Can we start judging people for their kinks now?

Life stinks sucks socks

bdub77: FTA: "Hoped he socked away some money to foot his legal expenses."

Oh reporter, the ending of your two paragraph story is so amusing.

/I'm not sure how this is illegal though, honestly.

Getting any kind of jollies from anything tangentially related to children is probably a crime.

It helps that statutes are "broadly worded."

Broadly worded like that 13 year olds...>***CARRIER LOST***

Can you blame him?

Sock it to me

Dead for Tax Reasons: Sock it to me

My socks are ribbed for MY pleasure, I'll have you know!"

Maybe if he just masturbated he wouldn't want to bang 13 year olds.

So it's grass stains and the smell of dirt and deposit made on the ground that excite this guy. Or it's just another day of the week.

dv-ous: Getting any kind of jollies from anything tangentially related to children is probably a crime.

Which is disappointing. I don't want to end my fetish in which I hire 13 year old girls to mow my lawn, and afterwards I rub the freshly mown grass clippings in my crotch while listening to music by Hanson.

You dirty filthy socks, you will have to be punished.

Farking pedos...Wait till girls turn 18 and you can play around with their actual feet and be perfectly legal.

Jon iz teh kewl: Maybe if he just masturbated he wouldn't want to bang 13 year olds.



yeah, that'll do it.

i upped my meds-up yours: Wait till girls turn 18 and you can play around with their actual feet

VINCENT: You don't be givin' Marsellus Wallace's new bride a foot massage.
JULES: You don't think he overreacted?
VINCENT: Antwan probably didn't expect Marsellus to react like he did, but he had to expect a reaction.
JULES: It was a foot massage, a foot massage is nothing, I give my mother a foot massage.
VINCENT: It's laying hands on Marsellus Wallace's new wife in a familiar way. Is it as bad as eatin' her out? no, but you're in the same farkin' ballpark.
JULES: Whoa... whoa... whoa... stop right there. Eatin' a biatch out, and givin' a biatch a foot massage ain't even the same farkin' thing.

Well that stinks. Not 'Sure' what the legal charge would be.

Cops say Robert Mark Van Wagner, a 33-year-old Jensen Beach High School media specialist, reportedly offered socks to girls in their early teens, then asked them to wear them while running around a sports field before returning the socks back to him, reports TCPalm in Stuart.

Amateur.

I've heard there are some women with a similar fetish ...



/From a documentary film made some years ago

Wilcutt: Well that stinks. Not 'Sure' what the legal charge would be.

It's warped but I'm trying to figure out what's illegal about it.

I know that this is super creepy, but I am just wondering what the charges were that they arrested him on...

FatesWebb: I know that this is super creepy, but I am just wondering what the charges were that they arrested him on...

Robert Mark Van Wagner, of the 1800 block of Southeast Vesthaven Court, was charged with felony lewd or lascivious exhibition committed on, or in the presence of, persons less than 16. He also was charged with a misdemeanor count of loitering or prowling.

/from main article link to TCPalm.

was charged with felony lewd or lascivious exhibition committed on, or in the presence of, persons less than 16. He also was charged with a misdemeanor count of loitering or prowling.

According to the arrest report, three girls ages 12 and 13 were approached by a man later identified as Van Wagner. The girls told officers a man had parked a beige pickup truck and approached them with two bags of socks and a request that they put them on their feet. They refused and the man left the socks on a nearby bench.

I honestly hope a judge tosses the case. Those are made up charges because the cops have nothing to work with. How the fark can they even get him on loitering if they stopped him in his truck?

HotWingConspiracy: was charged with felony lewd or lascivious exhibition committed on, or in the presence of, persons less than 16. He also was charged with a misdemeanor count of loitering or prowling.

According to the arrest report, three girls ages 12 and 13 were approached by a man later identified as Van Wagner. The girls told officers a man had parked a beige pickup truck and approached them with two bags of socks and a request that they put them on their feet. They refused and the man left the socks on a nearby bench.

I honestly hope a judge tosses the case. Those are made up charges because the cops have nothing to work with. How the fark can they even get him on loitering if they stopped him in his truck?

We have another TOR user here...

HotWingConspiracy: was charged with felony lewd or lascivious exhibition committed on, or in the presence of, persons less than 16. He also was charged with a misdemeanor count of loitering or prowling.

According to the arrest report, three girls ages 12 and 13 were approached by a man later identified as Van Wagner. The girls told officers a man had parked a beige pickup truck and approached them with two bags of socks and a request that they put them on their feet. They refused and the man left the socks on a nearby bench.

I honestly hope a judge tosses the case. Those are made up charges because the cops have nothing to work with. How the fark can they even get him on loitering if they stopped him in his truck?

I hope it gets tossed too, and not just the stinky socks... He admitted he was doing it for a fetish, which is why they arrested him, not because of what he did... Like someone else said, he was doing it to get his jollies, and kids were involved = arrested with a felony.

It won't matter if the charges ever get dropped, his name will always come up with that arrest now, screwing over his employment forever... Good Jorb cops! Way to go making another person into a welfare recipient...

Oh, and this is yet 1 more reason to NEVER TALK TO A COP!!!!11!!!1!! ONE!

This is kind of stretching the boundaries of what we get outraged over, sex-wise. "Here's some socks." "YOU MONSTER!"

If a person had a fetish for saying "hello" to the neighbors, would that drive us into a frenzy, too? If you found out that the guy who'd been cutting your hair for the past 20 years always needs to toss one off after a cut, would that offend your sensibilities?

gshepnyc: If a person had a fetish for saying "hello" to the neighbors, would that drive us into a frenzy, too? If you found out that the guy who'd been cutting your hair for the past 20 years always needs to toss one off after a cut, would that offend your sensibilities?

It would explain why his extra firm hair gel works so well.

KidneyStone: Wilcutt: Well that stinks. Not 'Sure' what the legal charge would be.

It's warped but I'm trying to figure out what's illegal about it.

It is creepy beyond belief but yeah not seeing anything really illegal. He's probably going to get paid off this if he gets a good lawyer.

nylon feet > cotton feet

ya is any of that illegal? um just curious.

Oh dear God...

I think a quick whiff of my 16 year old daughter's stank feet after soccer practice would change his mind.

Windows will only roll down so far and so fast.

I love her to death, but her ladylike toes can smell like Bigfoot's ass.

The horse you rode in on: Oh dear God...

I think a quick whiff of my 16 year old daughter's stank feet after soccer practice would change his mind.

Windows will only roll down so far and so fast.

I love her to death, but her ladylike toes can smell like Bigfoot's ass.

Buy her a new pair of shoes. Tell her to put foot powder in them every single time before putting them on and she will never have that problem again. Ever.

Alien Robot: The horse you rode in on: Oh dear God...

I think a quick whiff of my 16 year old daughter's stank feet after soccer practice would change his mind.

Windows will only roll down so far and so fast.

I love her to death, but her ladylike toes can smell like Bigfoot's ass.

Buy her a new pair of shoes. Tell her to put foot powder in them every single time before putting them on and she will never have that problem again. Ever.

Besides, you're her dad. If you liked smelling her toes I'd be really worried.

2BuckChuck: I've heard there are some women with a similar fetish ...

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/From a documentary film made some years ago

I was going to be very disappointed in Fark if I did not find a Kin Cattrell pic here.