I don't get the idea of making an effort to be a stereotype.

Rapmaster2000: I don't get the idea of making an effort to be a stereotype.

Externalized identities.

Rapmaster2000: I don't get the idea of making an effort to be a stereotype.

Rednecks are the first people in history to use mud for ceremony, and they are very proud of that distinction.

Hope she's as dirty in the bedroom as she was on the alter. Sounded like a fun time.

Cracker pleasw

idk a monster truck for your precession ride would be kind of fun.

Also not entirely certain if I'd fark it. Possible.

Rapmaster2000: I don't get the idea of making an effort to be a stereotype.

It works for pop culture and music. So why not? I will say this I have seen an explosion in redneck themed tourist junk in gift shops. Everything from hats, shot glasses and shirts to inflatable-punchable hillbillies. I don't get it, but it sells.

florida?

last place i think of when i think rednecks

Hmmm... Wedding at a mud race... Free admission if you bring gear....

I think these people are going to be redneck aristocracy. The people who actually make a legal living doing redneck activities.

loonatic112358: florida?

last place i think of when i think rednecks

The further North you go The further South you are.

kd8our: I don't get it, but it sells.

This is good news for my investment portfolio of collectible NASCAR beer cans.

Great, now we can look forward to a whole new flock of cud chewing bacco spitting hank williams playing, boot stomping, beer swilling, "girlfriends name tattooed on the neck" wearing, wife beater shirt sporting, shotgun toting, illiterate, bug eyed, banjo playing, cow tippin, harley riding, jacked up 4x4 driving, rebel flag waving, slack jawed knuckle dragging, jail residing, corn shucking, filthy crotch spawn...gasp...thud.

Rapmaster2000: I don't get the idea of making an effort to be a stereotype.

What's retarded is that these people aren't even rednecks. Not that being a redneck is anything to aspire to, but these are upper muddle class people who live in suburbia and think that driving a $60k truck in a mud pit makes them some kind of honorary hillbilly or something.

My gf's friends are like this... They're all well-to-do transplants and all live in mcmansions, but for whatever reason they have camo steering wheel covers and love to proclaim "Im such a redneck!" because they sing along to Taylor Swift on the radio.

The crotch-grab in the wedding poster was a nice touch.

Rapmaster2000: I don't get the idea of making an effort to be a stereotype.

They think it's funny.

No, really; that's pretty much it.

Millennium: Rapmaster2000: I don't get the idea of making an effort to be a stereotype.

They think it's funny.

No, really; that's pretty much it.

So they're hipsters?

ZzeusS:

shiat, I live in no man's land.

No mans land... me too

I thought Kodie grasping Carina's crotch with both hands was a sweet touch. I wonder if he's finger-blasting her, as her smile suggests.

Current Resident: loonatic112358: florida?

last place i think of when i think rednecks

The further North you go The further South you are.

Very much ^ that!

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Spaaaaaacce

At least I'm on the East Coast of No Man's Land, LOL!

Is it occurring this Sunday, Sunday, Sundaaayyy?

xebeche_tzu: Rapmaster2000: I don't get the idea of making an effort to be a stereotype.

Rednecks are the first people in history to use mud for ceremony, and they are very proud of that distinction.

ORLY?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asaro_Mu dmen

I would have figured the would have gone to WalMart for the ceremony, or maybe a Dollar Store so folks wouldn't have to get dressed up.

Current Resident: loonatic112358: florida?

last place i think of when i think rednecks

The further North you go The further South you are.

Sounds like you have paid a visit to Jim Creek, Alaska.

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Rapmaster2000: I don't get the idea of making an effort to be a stereotype.

What's retarded is that these people aren't even rednecks. Not that being a redneck is anything to aspire to, but these are upper muddle class people who live in suburbia and think that driving a $60k truck in a mud pit makes them some kind of honorary hillbilly or something.

My gf's friends are like this... They're all well-to-do transplants and all live in mcmansions, but for whatever reason they have camo steering wheel covers and love to proclaim "Im such a redneck!" because they sing along to Taylor Swift on the radio.

What if you're born redneck and manage to make upper middle class money, but you still like to have the simple pleasures of a rustic lifestyle? Still a redneck or a poseur?

cgraves67: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Rapmaster2000: I don't get the idea of making an effort to be a stereotype.

What's retarded is that these people aren't even rednecks. Not that being a redneck is anything to aspire to, but these are upper muddle class people who live in suburbia and think that driving a $60k truck in a mud pit makes them some kind of honorary hillbilly or something.

My gf's friends are like this... They're all well-to-do transplants and all live in mcmansions, but for whatever reason they have camo steering wheel covers and love to proclaim "Im such a redneck!" because they sing along to Taylor Swift on the radio.

What if you're born redneck and manage to make upper middle class money, but you still like to have the simple pleasures of a rustic lifestyle? Still a redneck or a poseur?

I say still redneck at heart.

How do you know you're at a potluck reception for a redneck wedding?
There are no less than four green bean casseroles.

/not made up
//Yes, I was there, and I live in Florida

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: because they sing along to Taylor Swift on the radio

Hell, that ain't country music! No sir! Hank Williams did not drink himself to death so that Betty Cooper could sing songs out of her unicorn notebook of eighth grade poems. (NSFW, FF to 3:00)

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That is so damn true.

/beaches and biatches son.

cgraves67: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Rapmaster2000: I don't get the idea of making an effort to be a stereotype.

What's retarded is that these people aren't even rednecks. Not that being a redneck is anything to aspire to, but these are upper muddle class people who live in suburbia and think that driving a $60k truck in a mud pit makes them some kind of honorary hillbilly or something.

My gf's friends are like this... They're all well-to-do transplants and all live in mcmansions, but for whatever reason they have camo steering wheel covers and love to proclaim "Im such a redneck!" because they sing along to Taylor Swift on the radio.

What if you're born redneck and manage to make upper middle class money, but you still like to have the simple pleasures of a rustic lifestyle? Still a redneck or a poseur?

In my mind, the "simple pleasures of a rustic lifestyle" brings up Kerouac taking a gig as a fire lookout more than it does getting shiatfaced in a mud pit.

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I feel like you should modify Tampa to say "Midwesterners and Canadians".

loonatic112358: florida?

last place i think of when i think rednecks

Have you never been to Florida? It's the absolutely most redneck state in the union. The northern states export their rednecks to Florida to live with their own special breed of them. The map that ZzeusS posted is about right. That no-mans land section of the state has some of the most ignorant, scary, inbred people I've ever run across. Believe me, it's worse than Alabama, Mississippi, and West Virginia combined.

Dayem! I'm a hick ... just north of "Space".



Neighbors

Was this the cake? This was the cake wasn't it?

loonatic112358: florida?

last place i think of when i think rednecks

Maybe you forgot that in Florida the further north you go the further south you get.

I'm really enjoying the Traci Batcher story on the right.

Traci Batcher alledgedly drank a few drinks at the Thirsty Turtle Bar in Sarasota, then entered the mens' room before deciding to come out of her shell by shedding her clothes and returned to the bar stark naked.



/hot
//hot?

Lived in both Alabama and Florida and Florida has more Rednecks by far.

Alabama is positively cosmopolitan by comparison.

cgraves67: What if you're born redneck and manage to make upper middle class money, but you still like to have the simple pleasures of a rustic lifestyle

Having chickens in your yard and growing your own veggies despite being able to afford to shop at Whole Foods would qualify as enjoying the simple pleasures of a rustic lifestyle.

Riding around drinking beer and slinging mud everywhere in a jacked up truck that costs more than every residence in the trailer park where their mommas live is simply proving the adage that you can take the trash out of the trailer park, but you can't take the trailer park out of the trash.

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I hate mossy oak.

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Rapmaster2000: I don't get the idea of making an effort to be a stereotype.

What's retarded is that these people aren't even rednecks. Not that being a redneck is anything to aspire to, but these are upper muddle class people who live in suburbia and think that driving a $60k truck in a mud pit makes them some kind of honorary hillbilly or something.

My gf's friends are like this... They're all well-to-do transplants and all live in mcmansions, but for whatever reason they have camo steering wheel covers and love to proclaim "Im such a redneck!" because they sing along to Taylor Swift on the radio.

It's part of the willful ignorance chic, the return of the know-nothings, the "I'm a moron, not an elite". It happens as a psychological reaction to the self-esteem movement.

"You can do anything" = feelings of failure when you haven't accomplished everything. It's a natural tendency to divert those feeling by deluding yourself into thinking your an aw-shucks, barefoot, good old boy who doesn't care about that high-falutin book learnin.

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: ZzeusS:

shiat, I live in no man's land.


Beaches and biatches, here. Sorry!

mc6809e: Alabama is positively cosmopolitan by comparison.

That is SAD.

Gosh durn, I love my Florida Redneck Weddings.

"Baby, I'd never get rid of you -- you're like dog shiat on my shoes."

dj_spanmaster: I'm really enjoying the Traci Batcher story on the right.

Traci Batcher alledgedly drank a few drinks at the Thirsty Turtle Bar in Sarasota, then entered the mens' room before deciding to come out of her shell by shedding her clothes and returned to the bar stark naked.

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/hot
//hot?

Nice soul patch she's got there.

Rapmaster2000: I don't get the idea of making an effort to be a stereotype.

And I bet they make fun of black kids for wearing their pants low and emulating rappers.