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01 May 2012 03:23 PM   |   11981 clicks   |   Gainesville Sun
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Jake Havechek     
A disproportionately angry reaction from a young Indian guy? Gee, that never happens.

01 May 2012 12:22 PM
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I_Am_Weasel    [TotalFark]  
Taco Bell locations make thousands of dollars an hour?

I did not know that.

01 May 2012 12:41 PM
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2wolves    [TotalFark]  
"POOR IMPULSE CONTROL" tattoo soon to find a new home.

01 May 2012 01:11 PM
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Evenbiggerknickers    [TotalFark]  
Because of the arrest, Chapman also was charged with violating his probation on a 2011 child abuse case, according to the arrest report

Sounds like a great guy.

01 May 2012 01:28 PM
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notmtwain    [TotalFark]  
Jake Havechek: A disproportionately angry reaction from a young Indian guy? Gee, that never happens.

florida.arrests.org

30 year old Suresh A. Chapman of Gainesville

// Jump to conclusions much?

01 May 2012 01:34 PM
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Jake Havechek     
notmtwain: Jake Havechek: A disproportionately angry reaction from a young Indian guy? Gee, that never happens.

[florida.arrests.org image 384x480]

30 year old Suresh A. Chapman of Gainesville

// Jump to conclusions much?


Constantly.

01 May 2012 02:02 PM
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Snarcoleptic_Hoosier    [TotalFark]  
But subby! Taco Bell has bragged about how they serve 100% meat.

/Which is technically correct
//The best kind of correct

01 May 2012 02:09 PM
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The My Little Pony Killer     
I approve of people being arrested and charged with felonies after throwing hissy fits over a $5 meal. Too bad there's that whole "having to do $5000 in damage" to equipment first.

01 May 2012 02:12 PM
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MaudlinMutantMollusk    [TotalFark]  
Don't forget the wilted lettuce and the petroleum based synthetic cheese-like substance

01 May 2012 02:36 PM
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Shostie    [TotalFark]  
notmtwain: Jake Havechek: A disproportionately angry reaction from a young Indian guy? Gee, that never happens.

[florida.arrests.org image 384x480]

30 year old Suresh A. Chapman of Gainesville

// Jump to conclusions much?


i29.photobucket.com

01 May 2012 02:54 PM
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Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom     
Why would you go to Taco Bell in Gainesville when you can go to Boca Fiesta instead?

01 May 2012 03:27 PM
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moops     
Sub-human-grade beef you say?

deadhomersociety.files.wordpress.com

01 May 2012 03:27 PM
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cowgirl toffee    [TotalFark]  
I wonder if he will complain about the quality of prison food.

01 May 2012 03:27 PM
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Talula Does the Hula From Hawaii    [TotalFark]  
FTFA, "...a 30-year-old man is accused of throwing his soda on a cash register at a Taco Bell in Gainesville on Sunday night, shutting down the restaurant's computer network for several hours." I'm not an IT person but it seems bad that the whole network can be taken down just by throwing soda on one register.

01 May 2012 03:28 PM
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CrispFlows     
The My Little Pony Killer: I approve of people being arrested and charged with felonies after throwing hissy fits over a $5 meal. Too bad there's that whole "having to do $5000 in damage" to equipment first.

It's as if this person have no idea what courtesy really does for hom - does he see it as a weakness?

"Hey, A polite canuck - that means he's weak! Damage all the things!"

01 May 2012 03:30 PM
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Sticky Hands    [TotalFark]  
I_Am_Weasel: Taco Bell locations make thousands of dollars an hour?

I did not know that.


Yep, but not in twos, never ever in twos.

01 May 2012 03:30 PM
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Cheesus     
I did not know beef was made from humans. No wonder there's so much fat.

01 May 2012 03:30 PM
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CrispFlows     
CrispFlows: hom

him.

typo.

01 May 2012 03:30 PM
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Kanemano     
Talula Does the Hula From Hawaii: FTFA, "...a 30-year-old man is accused of throwing his soda on a cash register at a Taco Bell in Gainesville on Sunday night, shutting down the restaurant's computer network for several hours." I'm not an IT person but it seems bad that the whole network can be taken down just by throwing soda on one register.

Little known fact, the Pentagon's computer system does the same thing

01 May 2012 03:31 PM
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loonatic112358    [TotalFark]  
Cheesus: I did not know beef was made from humans. No wonder there's so much fat.

you pay extra to not get the kuru

01 May 2012 03:31 PM
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cowgirl toffee    [TotalFark]  
Talula Does the Hula From Hawaii: FTFA, "...a 30-year-old man is accused of throwing his soda on a cash register at a Taco Bell in Gainesville on Sunday night, shutting down the restaurant's computer network for several hours." I'm not an IT person but it seems bad that the whole network can be taken down just by throwing soda on one register.

You know, it is Taco Bell.... you get a little bit in... and it flushes the whole system out.

01 May 2012 03:32 PM
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elev8meL8r     
cowgirl toffee: I wonder if he will complain about the quality of prison food.

He was voluntarily eating Taco Bell. He'll probably submit pics of his prison food to Southern Living.

01 May 2012 03:33 PM
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Manfred J. Hattan     
Talula Does the Hula From Hawaii: FTFA, "...a 30-year-old man is accused of throwing his soda on a cash register at a Taco Bell in Gainesville on Sunday night, shutting down the restaurant's computer network for several hours." I'm not an IT person but it seems bad that the whole network can be taken down just by throwing soda on one register.

I have to agree with this. Screw the guy and whatever happens to him happens but does the business not have a backup pad system? Are the registers, which stand between customer and server, not designed to have even a single one of those drinks tip over? Taco Bell is an awfully big chain not to have some sort of best practices and backup manual for franchisees.

01 May 2012 03:33 PM
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Snarfangel     
notmtwain: Jake Havechek: A disproportionately angry reaction from a young Indian guy? Gee, that never happens.

[florida.arrests.org image 384x480]

30 year old Suresh A. Chapman of Gainesville

// Jump to conclusions much?


He looks like an untouchable.

01 May 2012 03:33 PM
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buckler     
loonatic112358: Cheesus: I did not know beef was made from humans. No wonder there's so much fat.

you pay extra to not get the kuru


Are you kidding me? I always get the kuru Fresca Supreme! With green sauce.

01 May 2012 03:34 PM
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Talula Does the Hula From Hawaii    [TotalFark]  
Kanemano: Talula Does the Hula From Hawaii: FTFA, "...a 30-year-old man is accused of throwing his soda on a cash register at a Taco Bell in Gainesville on Sunday night, shutting down the restaurant's computer network for several hours." I'm not an IT person but it seems bad that the whole network can be taken down just by throwing soda on one register.

Little known fact, the Pentagon's computer system does the same thing


So what you're saying is our Pentagon's computer systems are run off a Taco Bell cash register? Surely you jest!

01 May 2012 03:35 PM
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loonatic112358    [TotalFark]  
buckler: Are you kidding me? I always get the kuru Fresca Supreme! With green sauce.

it's the prions that make it so damn tasty

01 May 2012 03:36 PM
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See My Az Go     
Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Why would you go to Taco Bell in Gainesville when you can go to Boca Fiesta instead?

Too many hipsters at Boca Fiesta, perhaps?

/Just kidding....I really like that place.

01 May 2012 03:37 PM
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here to help     
OH NOEZ!! TEH CUMPUTORBZ IZ DOWNZ!!! WE KANTZ DO NUTHINS!!!

Cripes. Pull out a ledger and GBTW!

01 May 2012 03:38 PM
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Current Resident    [TotalFark]  
Jake Havechek: notmtwain: Jake Havechek: A disproportionately angry reaction from a young Indian guy? Gee, that never happens.

[florida.arrests.org image 384x480]

30 year old Suresh A. Chapman of Gainesville

// Jump to conclusions much?

Constantly.


You should get the floor mat, then.

01 May 2012 03:39 PM
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cowgirl toffee    [TotalFark]  
elev8meL8r: cowgirl toffee: I wonder if he will complain about the quality of prison food.

He was voluntarily eating Taco Bell. He'll probably submit pics of his prison food to Southern Living.


Thank god he was eating Taco Bell. Now his colon can handle the riggers of prison.
He might submit photos of that to "Dear Penthouse..." :P

01 May 2012 03:39 PM
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Current Resident    [TotalFark]  
Sticky Hands: I_Am_Weasel: Taco Bell locations make thousands of dollars an hour?

I did not know that.

Yep, but not in twos, never ever in twos.


*snerk*

01 May 2012 03:40 PM
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UseLessHuman     
Just because you serve drinks at your establishment doesn't mean you pay the extra for water proof computers [do they even make those?] and peripherals. That's just dumb. My guess is if taco bell is making the claim their legal department knows how to prove the damage is legitimate.

01 May 2012 03:40 PM
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paygun     
Well there's one less vote for Obama.

01 May 2012 03:41 PM
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Cheesus     
here to help: OH NOEZ!! TEH CUMPUTORBZ IZ DOWNZ!!! WE KANTZ DO NUTHINS!!!

Cripes. Pull out a ledger and GBTW!


Go find a Taco Bell employee what can do math. I'll wait.

01 May 2012 03:42 PM
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Current Resident    [TotalFark]  
cowgirl toffee: Talula Does the Hula From Hawaii: FTFA, "...a 30-year-old man is accused of throwing his soda on a cash register at a Taco Bell in Gainesville on Sunday night, shutting down the restaurant's computer network for several hours." I'm not an IT person but it seems bad that the whole network can be taken down just by throwing soda on one register.

You know, it is Taco Bell.... you get a little bit in... and it flushes the whole system out.


*must....resist...trading....scatolog ical...quips...with...CT*

01 May 2012 03:43 PM
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UberNeuman     
home.comcast.net
wants it in the shape of a taco

01 May 2012 03:45 PM
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here to help     
cowgirl toffee: Now his colon can handle the riggers of prison.

badattitudes.com

01 May 2012 03:45 PM
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cowgirl toffee    [TotalFark]  
Current Resident: cowgirl toffee: Talula Does the Hula From Hawaii: ...

*must....resist...trading....scatolog ical...quips...with...CT*


You know you want to.

01 May 2012 03:46 PM
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That Guy in the Dos Equis Commercials     

01 May 2012 03:46 PM
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chookbillion     
Did this just get submitted? I see these things but don't submit them because I never get a link approved. I actually came here the day this was reported to see which headline would make it. Anyway, enough of the butthurt, that's just life. I actually wanted to say that the employees of this taco bell report drunk drivers at the drive-through somewhat regularly, so be careful there late at night (or early afternoon, as the case may be).

01 May 2012 03:49 PM
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Fish in a Barrel     
Talula Does the Hula From Hawaii: I'm not an IT person but it seems bad that the whole network can be taken down just by throwing soda on one register.

Haven't you ever seen an action movie? If smashing a monitor is enough to bring down a whole office network, I'm surprised this didn't take down the whole Internet!

01 May 2012 03:50 PM
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InfrasonicTom     
Who you calling sub human?

01 May 2012 03:51 PM
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That Guy in the Dos Equis Commercials     
cowgirl toffee: Thank god he was eating Taco Bell. Now his colon can handle the riggers of prison.

Rigger please. Besides, this is the new south. We call them "regroes" now.

01 May 2012 03:52 PM
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que.guero    [TotalFark]  
florida.arrests.org

You gonna get served.

01 May 2012 03:52 PM
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here to help     
Cheesus: Go find a Taco Bell employee what can do math. I'll wait.

Well you'd figure the managers would at least be able to.

01 May 2012 03:52 PM
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Hector Remarkable     
Oh don't even try to get that place to make you a chupacabra. They won't do it, no matter how many times you ask.

01 May 2012 03:53 PM
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Current Resident    [TotalFark]  
Talula Does the Hula From Hawaii: FTFA, "...a 30-year-old man is accused of throwing his soda on a cash register at a Taco Bell in Gainesville on Sunday night, shutting down the restaurant's computer network for several hours." I'm not an IT person but it seems bad that the whole network can be taken down just by throwing soda on one register.

In all of my experience, I cannot think of anything that would cause one computer to take out an entire network if it were damaged as described in TFA.

However, I've seen a lot of sketchy set ups done by people that have had no clue. I've seen servers in unventilated closets, chains of power strips (up to 5 one time) effectively placing 10+ devices on one outlet, wireless routers placed on top of microwaves, and on and on.

That said, the store could be a franchise without a dedicated IT staff to properly install and set up equipment. For all anyone knows the store's router could have been sitting next to the register and got soaked, as well.

01 May 2012 03:53 PM
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lumiere    [TotalFark]  
Cheesus: here to help: OH NOEZ!! TEH CUMPUTORBZ IZ DOWNZ!!! WE KANTZ DO NUTHINS!!!

Cripes. Pull out a ledger and GBTW!

Go find a Taco Bell employee what can do math. I'll wait.


Even if the Taco Bell employees could do math, do you think Taco Bell would trust them to honestly keep track of what is being sold to the customers and what is being consumed on site by staff?

01 May 2012 03:53 PM
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Fano     
here to help: Cheesus: Go find a Taco Bell employee what can do math. I'll wait.

Well you'd figure the managers would at least be able to.


Yeah, but they saw him with a two dollar bill...

01 May 2012 03:56 PM
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