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   Three grandmas talk about the Kardashians and watch Kim and Ray-J's sex tape. Choice quotes include "why is it so purple?" and "it looks like a snake" (with not safe for work language)

01 May 2012 05:47 PM   |   5059 clicks   |   YouTube
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doczoidberg     
So, uh....
Anyone know where I, too, can watch this tape?

01 May 2012 02:58 PM
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MaudlinMutantMollusk    [TotalFark]  
♫ Oh, dear, it's past imaginin'
Three old ladies watching Kardashian
They were there for all of the passionin'
And then they gouged out their eyes ♫

01 May 2012 03:04 PM
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Mugato    [TotalFark]  
Ew. Do you bake cookies with that mouth?

/wait that doesn't work

01 May 2012 03:08 PM
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Shostie    [TotalFark]  
doczoidberg: So, uh....
Anyone know where I, too, can watch this tape?


The, uh, internet...?

01 May 2012 03:34 PM
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Mugato    [TotalFark]  
Shostie: doczoidberg: So, uh....
Anyone know where I, too, can watch this tape?

The, uh, internet...?


On the computer?

01 May 2012 03:46 PM
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Cagey B     
LOL old people

01 May 2012 04:07 PM
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Bathia_Mapes    [TotalFark]  
I want a grandma like that.

01 May 2012 05:34 PM
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DeltaPunch     
doczoidberg: So, uh....
Anyone know where I, too, can watch this tape?


Dude, if three old grandmas can find it on the internet...

01 May 2012 05:58 PM
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Flt209er     
Mugato: Ew. Do you bake cookies with that mouth?

www.thenewsburner.com

01 May 2012 06:05 PM
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vudukungfu     
Observations from TFV:
They "SORE" it on the internet.
Granny on the left is working her tongue and lips a bit too much.

01 May 2012 06:12 PM
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Ed Finnerty     
doczoidberg: So, uh....
Anyone know where I, too, can watch this tape?


Apparently on the internet. I would post a link but I don't have internet.

01 May 2012 06:19 PM
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Bag of Hammers     
"What's wrong with her, she's just layin' there."

Tell me about it sister.

01 May 2012 06:27 PM
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Bathia_Mapes    [TotalFark]  
doczoidberg: So, uh....
Anyone know where I, too, can watch this tape?


Google it with safe search off. It's there, but ignore the youtube link.

01 May 2012 06:28 PM
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Serpoltas     
Is this a Golden Girls reboot?

01 May 2012 06:29 PM
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Rincewind53    [TotalFark]  
"That's what the Greeks do, from the back"

Hahahahahahaha.

01 May 2012 06:39 PM
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Flappyhead     
CLY-toris

01 May 2012 06:47 PM
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MisterLoki     
I assume no one has been able get a green on Kate Upton- Cat Daddy because YouTube keeps pulling it?

01 May 2012 06:53 PM
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RoyBatty     
Flappyhead: CLY-toris

Always thought it rhymed with delores, but now I understand why none of the BBWs on Craigslist are responding to my emails.

01 May 2012 06:54 PM
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Flappyhead     
MisterLoki: I assume no one has been able get a green on Kate Upton- Cat Daddy because YouTube keeps pulling it?

Sweet merciful Jesus.....

01 May 2012 07:04 PM
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Bf+     
MisterLoki: I assume no one has been able get a green on Kate Upton- Cat Daddy because YouTube keeps pulling it?

cdn.overclock.net

01 May 2012 07:12 PM
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Serial     
MisterLoki: I assume no one has been able get a green on Kate Upton- Cat Daddy because YouTube keeps pulling it?

I just saw Kate in the same room as Terry Richardson. That man has the ability to make any woman take off their clothes in front of his camera. This is good news.

And I'll say it again, why hasn't Hef thrown a truckload of money at this woman yet?

01 May 2012 07:17 PM
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treecologist     
MisterLoki: I assume no one has been able get a green on Kate Upton- Cat Daddy because YouTube keeps pulling it?

Is it possible to get an erection and spooge at the exact same time?

I think it is.

01 May 2012 07:40 PM
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mr lawson     
Kate-upton/cat daddy

/you are welcomed

01 May 2012 07:49 PM
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CrispFlows     
MisterLoki: I assume no one has been able get a green on Kate Upton- Cat Daddy because YouTube keeps pulling it?

01 May 2012 07:50 PM
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CrispFlows     
CrispFlows: MisterLoki: I assume no one has been able get a green on Kate Upton- Cat Daddy because YouTube keeps pulling it?

i238.photobucket.com

01 May 2012 07:54 PM
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RoyBatty     
mr lawson: Kate-upton/cat daddy

/you are welcomed


Really? That's it?

I've seen far "worse" on YouTube.

01 May 2012 07:57 PM
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vudukungfu     
OK, just for giggles I watched it on Pr0ntube.
*gag*
she did.
I have a very conservative co-worker who is getting an anon email about now who happens to be a Kim K fan. I'll know if he got it if I see him yawning tomorrow.
He'll fap till he drops.

01 May 2012 09:16 PM
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Fish in a Barrel     
MisterLoki: I assume no one has been able get a green on Kate Upton- Cat Daddy because YouTube keeps pulling it?

You, sir, are a gentleman and a scholar!

01 May 2012 09:20 PM
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Mawson of the Antarctic     
i732.photobucket.com

Preach it sister!

01 May 2012 10:02 PM
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Sylvia_Bandersnatch     
Those are some cool grandmas.

01 May 2012 10:27 PM
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mat catastrophe     
RoyBatty: mr lawson: Kate-upton/cat daddy

/you are welcomed

Really? That's it?

I've seen far "worse" on YouTube.


It's probably being pulled for the audio, not the video.

Also, that was the least sexy "sexy" dance I think I have ever seen.

01 May 2012 10:37 PM
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jeanwearinfool     
doczoidberg: So, uh....
Anyone know where I, too, can watch this tape?


So what you're saying is, these grandmothers found it (on the internet, as they proclaim, no less) and you're baffled as to where you can find it? Interesting.

01 May 2012 10:50 PM
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jeanwearinfool     
DeltaPunch: doczoidberg: So, uh....
Anyone know where I, too, can watch this tape?

Dude, if three old grandmas can find it on the internet...


Or, what he said.

01 May 2012 10:51 PM
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Chariset    [TotalFark]  
"Two hands with space in the middle!"

01 May 2012 10:52 PM
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toyotaboy     
how an olympic athlete like him went from taking home the gold, to marrying a gold-digger is beyond me
eatrunswag.files.wordpress.com

01 May 2012 11:33 PM
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skinink     
img571.imageshack.us

01 May 2012 11:43 PM
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Mark Ratner     
No reference to "Grandma's boy", the movie, yet? Classic cult film.

02 May 2012 12:53 AM
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Mark Ratner     
^some painfully bad/awkward moments^ watch it with low expectations

02 May 2012 12:55 AM
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khyberkitsune     
doczoidberg: So, uh....
Anyone know where I, too, can watch this tape?



Your local Romantix has it, guaranteed.

That's a popular porno video right now.

ditto the Lindsay Lohan Playboy issue released the beginning of the year.

02 May 2012 01:57 AM
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The Shatner Incident     
That video really tickled the hell out of me. I can only hope to be a cool gran like that one day.

02 May 2012 02:10 AM
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Kittypie070     
All right I have been avoiding this thing like the plague all frikkin day and finally I'm being a complete sucker.

02 May 2012 02:58 AM
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Kittypie070     
*blink*

OK......pretty cool grannies.

I still feel like a sucker though.

02 May 2012 03:01 AM
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TheMega     
Wish my mother would be 'happy' about ANYTHING or could laugh in her old age.. she's so viciously cruel and nosy about everyone's business it isn't funny....

/of course she's never been one to ever laugh, so it just got worse down the line lol

02 May 2012 06:04 AM
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ModernLuddite     
OBLIGATORY

//Obscure?

02 May 2012 07:13 AM
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Icetech3     
I must be the only guy that finds that video boring as hell... who likes a fat chick that just lays there?

02 May 2012 08:40 AM
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Bag of Hammers     
Icetech3: I must be the only guy that finds that video boring as hell... who likes a fat chick that just lays there?

This, she's not fat, but it is the most boring sex tape ever.

02 May 2012 11:15 AM
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hazeleyedwolff     
Icetech3: I must be the only guy that finds that video boring as hell... who likes a fat chick that just lays there?

Agreed. That's why I don't get why she's famous. Girls that are famous for being slutty are selling us on the illusion that we could have sex with them. We've seen her have sex, and it looks boring as hell.

02 May 2012 05:06 PM
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Max Awesome     
That was hilarious.

Now I might finally have to track this video down and see if it's as purple as these ladies say it is.

02 May 2012 07:55 PM
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Mildot     
The hell with where can I find that video, anyone know where I can find those 3 old ladies? GILF Alert!!!

assets.diylol.com

03 May 2012 12:01 AM
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