"Clewd, turn into a squeeer shaped clewd" is going to stick in my head worse than the Beatles' "number nine, number nine, number nine..." Thanks a million.

This ability may come from Neanderthal Man, recently it has been found that people of European origin have some Neanderthal genes.

That makes perfect sense. It must be true.

I'd like to know how many fools end up give this guy money.

For some reason I kept picturing this guy:

The Clood Dood and the Double Rainbow Lady should never, ever meet.

/and we all thought things went crazy when the gatekeep and keymaster got together

Is the bad Nicholas Cage impression an essential part of the technique?

That was hilarious! I'm never going to get that guy's voice out of my head

THAT'S THE BEST THING I EVER SAW!

WTF

/approves

He sounds fat.

/srsly... he's doing some 'Breathing Method' thing toward the end...

calbert: [content.internetvideoarchive.com image 320x240]

/approves

That was such a weird movie. It was good, but damn it was weird too.

This video has made me realize how many people on YouTube really want to show off their psychic abilities.
I know what i'm doin' for the next couple hours...

/and it's not talking to clouds

cgalant: This video has made me realize how many people on YouTube really want to show off their psychic abilities.
I know what i'm doin' for the next couple hours...

/and it's not talking to clouds

But that's what gets you in the newspapers!

I remember that cloud. I was across town at the same time convincing the cloud to become mushroom shaped. Obviously, it listened to me.

/sorry about the simulpsych dude.

The narrator sounds like he has downs syndrome..

Woo, he has a website

Could the CERN LHC be the key to the bottomless pit, letting the volcanoes and earthquakes occur, the bottomless pit being the core of the earth? And a few days later the Gulf Oil Spill occurred, another occurrence of Revelation 9:2 since large fires were burning the oil off, and the oil well is very deep, in the Gulf near where an asteroid hit 60 million years that wiped out the dinosaurs. Also note that Wisconsin, where the meteor was seen, is at 91 degrees West (as in Revelation 9:1). Also note what the initials of "Bottomless Pit" are.

/President Obama and Aliens in the Bible
//the rest of my day is shot

bump: He sounds fat.

/srsly... he's doing some 'Breathing Method' thing toward the end...

I dutifully followed subby's advice and turned on the CC. It interpreted this breathing as the word "the."

Yuri Futanari: Woo, he has a website

Could the CERN LHC be the key to the bottomless pit, letting the volcanoes and earthquakes occur, the bottomless pit being the core of the earth? And a few days later the Gulf Oil Spill occurred, another occurrence of Revelation 9:2 since large fires were burning the oil off, and the oil well is very deep, in the Gulf near where an asteroid hit 60 million years that wiped out the dinosaurs. Also note that Wisconsin, where the meteor was seen, is at 91 degrees West (as in Revelation 9:1). Also note what the initials of "Bottomless Pit" are.

/President Obama and Aliens in the Bible
//the rest of my day is shot

I was just going through his stuff... That's more crazy than you can reasonably expect to get through in an evening. Matter of fact, this is a whole tanker full of weapons grade crazy.

Okay guys, this has given me the courage to show you my superior psychic cloud-control skill: I can generate and control tornadoes at will.

Oh sure, you might laugh, but I can produce VIDEO PROOF.

(Just mute the sound and imagine that I have added a voiceover that up to 1:40 or so repeats "Clewd, make a tornado, clewd! Excellent tornado, clewd!" and then after that point repeats "Clewd, dissipate the tornado, clewd! Dissipate the tornado, clewd! Good boy, clewd!")

McClooood!

Clewd, turn into a fluffy undefined clewd. Clewd, turn into a fluffy undefined clewd. Clewd, turn into a fluffy undefined clewd. Clewd, turn into a fluffy undefined clewd. Clewd, turn into a fluffy undefined clewd. Clewd, turn into a fluffy undefined clewd.

SEE!?

Monkeyfark Ridiculous: Okay guys, this has given me the courage to show you my superior psychic cloud-control skill: I can generate and control tornadoes at will.

Oh sure, you might laugh, but I can produce VIDEO PROOF.

(Just mute the sound and imagine that I have added a voiceover that up to 1:40 or so repeats "Clewd, make a tornado, clewd! Excellent tornado, clewd!" and then after that point repeats "Clewd, dissipate the tornado, clewd! Dissipate the tornado, clewd! Good boy, clewd!")

Only use that power for good, no becoming a supervillian, mmmkay?

Yuri Futanari: Woo, he has a website

Could the CERN LHC be the key to the bottomless pit, letting the volcanoes and earthquakes occur, the bottomless pit being the core of the earth? And a few days later the Gulf Oil Spill occurred, another occurrence of Revelation 9:2 since large fires were burning the oil off, and the oil well is very deep, in the Gulf near where an asteroid hit 60 million years that wiped out the dinosaurs. Also note that Wisconsin, where the meteor was seen, is at 91 degrees West (as in Revelation 9:1). Also note what the initials of "Bottomless Pit" are.

/President Obama and Aliens in the Bible
//the rest of my day is shot

Belly-Button Logic Works.

CLOOOD, OPEN YOURSELF, CLOOOOOOOD...

LOL, WUT?

I tend to think of myself as a pacifist, but...

Someone needs to strangle than man!

Cloud sighs in the silly bomb. Psychopath pokes cloud on top of the pigeon. An engaging decay pastes cloud within the unattended characteristic. When will the monarch purple unlock the dinner? When can cloud stretch the loading youth? Why won't cloud moan beside psychopath? When will psychopath establish the unspecified back? A concrete prays cloud on top of the wrap. Cloud tortures the array without a breath. The attribute precedes cloud after a stamp. The blurb triumphs with its indicator. Cloud forecasts psychopath.

Malivon: Cloud sighs in the silly bomb. Psychopath pokes cloud on top of the pigeon. An engaging decay pastes cloud within the unattended characteristic. When will the monarch purple unlock the dinner? When can cloud stretch the loading youth? Why won't cloud moan beside psychopath? When will psychopath establish the unspecified back? A concrete prays cloud on top of the wrap. Cloud tortures the array without a breath. The attribute precedes cloud after a stamp. The blurb triumphs with its indicator. Cloud forecasts psychopath.

That appears to be a word for word translation of what I heard while watching the video.

scottydoesntknow: calbert: [content.internetvideoarchive.com image 320x240]

/approves

That was such a weird movie. It was good, but damn it was weird too.

I never thought Barney the Dinosaur could be made ominous.

BunkyBrewman: The Clood Dood and the Double Rainbow Lady should never, ever meet.

Double Rainbow was a dude, dude.

CLEWD

TUNINTUA SKWEUR SHEP, CLEUD

DeltaPunch: BunkyBrewman: The Clood Dood and the Double Rainbow Lady should never, ever meet.

Double Rainbow was a dude, dude.

Yosemitebear on youtube to be exact

DeltaPunch: BunkyBrewman: The Clood Dood and the Double Rainbow Lady should never, ever meet.

Double Rainbow was a dude, dude.

I think he meant Sprinkler Rainbow Conspiracy Lady.

Treygreen13: CLEWD

This has meme potential.

ndubyaj: DeltaPunch: BunkyBrewman: The Clood Dood and the Double Rainbow Lady should never, ever meet.

Double Rainbow was a dude, dude.

I think he meant Sprinkler Rainbow Conspiracy Lady.



I've got a proposition for Sprinkler Rainbow Conspiracy Lady: before the clip, a crop duster sprayed the cloud with chemicals, so Cloud Squarer is actually just another pawn in the government conspiracy.

Oh my god that was awesome. I had to pause the video I was laughing so hard.

The captioning reminds me of BadLipReading and Rhett and Link's videos.

Yuri Futanari: Woo, he has a website

Could the CERN LHC be the key to the bottomless pit, letting the volcanoes and earthquakes occur, the bottomless pit being the core of the earth? And a few days later the Gulf Oil Spill occurred, another occurrence of Revelation 9:2 since large fires were burning the oil off, and the oil well is very deep, in the Gulf near where an asteroid hit 60 million years that wiped out the dinosaurs. Also note that Wisconsin, where the meteor was seen, is at 91 degrees West (as in Revelation 9:1). Also note what the initials of "Bottomless Pit" are.

/President Obama and Aliens in the Bible
//the rest of my day is shot

wow....just wow
/clewd

Some astronomers I know wanted to hire him for his ability to make Clewd dissapear!

cgalant: This video has made me realize how many people on YouTube really want to show off their psychic abilities.
I know what i'm doin' for the next couple hours...

You've finished all of the giant zit-popping videos?

Man, I hope no clewd telepsychic never thinks of doing a voiceover on a video that he has already watched to the end. That way, he would know what shape the clewd would assume and just pretend that he is influencing it.
A lot of good people could be taken in by that kind of scam, I tell you. A lot of good people.

I am absolutely mesmerized by this guy's voice and now want everything to turn into SQEEER shapes.

I want my damn two minutes back.

0Icky0: You've finished all of the giant zit-popping videos?

unless there are new ones since the last time i got to that part of the internet :-(

I can't watch this while eating lunch! It's making me choke with laughter.

/choking on sandwich
//sandwich is squeer
///clewd