No hugs for you.

Girl (thinking): please don't touch me please don't touch me please don't touch me please don't touch me

Bill Nye the Science Guy is really rebounding from his divorce badly.

"I'm sorry but I'm dyslexic. I thought it said 'Free tugs'."

I'm working this side of the street, sister.

Tell me sister: have you been hugged... by Jesus?

Who is "Hugs" and why was he locked up?

"Sorry, little girly. My breath jus' bleached the purple offa one side o' yer head."

"Get a life morans!"

"Protesters just south of the World's Largest Breast^tm seemed disorganized, with some offering Free Hugs. While Jesus Freaks^tm tried to keep the protest against the Breast on-message, others just stared at it or took pictures with their cell phones."

Occupy My Balls

She said, hey babe, take a walk on the wild side
And the colored girls go,

Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
doo

_{/i really like doo}

Hello Miss.
>Hello sir.
Can I get a free hug?
>The thing is...I can see that Jesus already loves you and I really doubt a hug is much compared with His love.

Girl: The person giving the hugs can be found riiiiight over theeeerrrre. Thank you buh-bye!

Hello Miss.
>Hello sir.
Can I get a free hug?
>The other side says "For people who shower." Sorry.

"So things didn't work out so well for you in Columbia?"

No thanks, I'm trying to cut down.

FREE^♥
HUGS

_{^{♥ "Free" indicates the initial cost of the first hug only. Subsequent hugs, or hugs lasting longer than two (2) seconds, will be charged on an increasing and exponential scale. Offer is not a guarantee of protection against settlements resulting from sexual harassment lawsuits. Void where prohibited by law. Your mileage may vary. Demonstration only. Professional stunt hugger on a closed course, do not attempt.}}

Are you a Boa Constrictor?

"It doesn't say 'From Me'. Steve over there is handling the requests."

*

*Free Hug offer not valid in Tennessee, Kentucky. Free hugs may be substituted with a stand punch to the groin whenever appropriate or whimmed. A Free Hugs will include blocked boob maneuver when appropriate or whimmed. Free Hug is described as follows: Friendly embrace, no ass grab, no side boob slip, no bra feel. Additional fees will apply for any of the aforementioned. Management reserves the right to refuse service to anyone including the smelly, sweaty, ugly, or any combination thereof.

Offer void in Alaska and Hawaii (aka the Freak States)

It's supposed to say "Please Help Me. I'm Blind". What does it say?

I bet you get a free bowl of soup with that haircut.

sign should say "need jugs"