Aw, it's cute when people publicly announce an 'accidental' pregnancy.

white trash in the news again

AbbeySomeone: Aw, it's cute when people publicly announce an 'accidental' pregnancy.

"FORGOT" her birth control pills.
If only there were some way to NOT have sex without BC.
If only there were some kind of barrier birth control.

FFS, you forgot your pills? ok, oral and anal sex it is.

/and palin was the BEST CHOICE for vice president? I would hate to see what was 2nd and 3rd

And oddly he still has more class than all the Palins put together.

At least it's a fairly decent piece. It's not like he's naming her Breeze Lorcin, Breeze Kel-Tec or Breeze Hi-Point. If you're going to go retard with the frist name of Breeze you may as well go full retard and name her after the worst piece of pot-metal junk you can find, right?

Beretta is actually more known for their high-end shotguns than for their pistols, and they've been making guns for almost 500 years. The 92 is made in Maryland. So, yes, it's hillbilly, but it's kind of classy, and not as hillbilly as 'Breeze.'

Meet the twins.

This here's Smith, and this here's Wesson.

So I guess the pattern is weather phenomenon + weapon. So maybe her brother will be Tornado Bazooka?

vpb: So I guess the pattern is weather phenomenon + weapon. So maybe her brother will be Tornado Bazooka?

Hurricane Armalite

Aarontology: vpb: So I guess the pattern is weather phenomenon + weapon. So maybe her brother will be Tornado Bazooka?

Hurricane Armalite

His next kids are going to be twins - Heckler and Koch.

Better than Chiappa.

Endor$ement Ka-CHING!

Do they even have cockatoos in Alaska?

Aarontology: vpb: So I guess the pattern is weather phenomenon + weapon. So maybe her brother will be Tornado Bazooka?

Hurricane Armalite

Sirocco Remington.

Cyclone Savage.

Drizzle Ruger.

Sleet Derringer.

Flurry Kalashnikov

dittybopper: Aarontology: vpb: So I guess the pattern is weather phenomenon + weapon. So maybe her brother will be Tornado Bazooka?

Hurricane Armalite

Sirocco Remington.

Cyclone Savage.

Drizzle Ruger.

Sleet Derringer.

Flurry Kalashnikov

Monsoon Mauser

Derecho Colt.

Squall Longrifle.

Jetstream Garand.

Microburst Springfield.

S'Leet-Enfield.

Trades Browning.

Adolf Oliver Nipples: Monsoon Mauser

Oooh, good one.

Katabatic Arisaka.

Whirlwind Borchardt.

Microburst Webley

Why is this news? I'd be more surprised if he gave her a normal nonweapon-y name.

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First thing I thought of... leaving satisfied.

Adolf Oliver Nipples: dittybopper: Aarontology: vpb: So I guess the pattern is weather phenomenon + weapon. So maybe her brother will be Tornado Bazooka?

Hurricane Armalite

Sirocco Remington.

Cyclone Savage.

Drizzle Ruger.

Sleet Derringer.

Flurry Kalashnikov

Monsoon Mauser

Bob Johnson

/wait

namatad: "FORGOT" her birth control pills.
If only there were some way to NOT have sex without BC.

Dude they were at a hunting lodge, aka the sexiest place known to man. It's impossible not to have sex there.

Ball Lightning Morning Star

Wasillabillies, subby, Wasillabillies.

Why not AK? Gun and Alaska abbreviation

As long as he keeps his eye on the sparrow

THIS is politics ??????? It would seem more appropriate to list this under the ENETRTAINMENT tab................

White trash tend to give white trash names to their children. Names like Travis and Wayne, however, are old school white trahs names.

He and his new girlfriend, Sunny Oglesby, are expecting after Sunny forgot to bring her birth control during a weekend escape to a hunting cabin.

"Don't do the crime if you can't do the time,"

Gonna be hard to raise a family considering he still has child support payments for Bristol.

I think he got nailed pretty hard there.

Don't care enough about these people to google.

/Cue RDJ

Wow, this dude really needs to carry a condom. I mean what the hell, how many accidental kids can a person be responsible for before it becomes a problem.

Dimensio: Adolf Oliver Nipples: dittybopper: Aarontology: vpb: So I guess the pattern is weather phenomenon + weapon. So maybe her brother will be Tornado Bazooka?

Hurricane Armalite

Sirocco Remington.

Cyclone Savage.

Drizzle Ruger.

Sleet Derringer.

Flurry Kalashnikov

Monsoon Mauser

Bob Johnson

Gale Mossburg

Chinook Airsoft

Haboob Daisy

This made me think. It is odd that someone hasn't named a child Bible.

Strik3r: THIS is politics ??????? It would seem more appropriate to list this under the ENETRTAINMENT tab................

No, it would be more appropriate to ignore it entirely, yet here we are.

Glock Galil

Dimensio: Adolf Oliver Nipples: dittybopper: Aarontology: vpb: So I guess the pattern is weather phenomenon + weapon. So maybe her brother will be Tornado Bazooka?

Hurricane Armalite

Sirocco Remington.

Cyclone Savage.

Drizzle Ruger.

Sleet Derringer.

Flurry Kalashnikov

Monsoon Mauser

Bob Johnson

/wait

Haboob Bushmaster

TORG PAUL
RON TORG

Why anyone cares what that dudes doing is a mystery to me.
Knocked up a dame.
Give the kid a name.
Big whoop... not.

vpb: So I guess the pattern is weather phenomenon + weapon. So maybe her brother will be Tornado Bazooka?


If the Media's reporting it, it'll be Global Warming AK-47.

Blizzard Heckler-Koch

Shower Glock

Arid Desert Eagle

dittybopper:

Sirocco Remington.

Cyclone Savage.


Sleet Derringer

These three sound like actual heros from a Harlequin romance or daytime soap opera

Ow! That was my feelings!: Wasillabillies, subby, Wasillabillies.

As we say back home:

There ain't no silly like Wasilly.

White dudes always have multiple mothers to their children.

theorellior: Chinook Airsoft

Haboob Daisy

Damnit!

I guess the DOE is right, only abstinence is 100% effective for preventing pregnancy...

BigNumber12: vpb: So I guess the pattern is weather phenomenon + weapon. So maybe her brother will be Tornado Bazooka?


If the Media's reporting it, it'll be Global Warming AK-47.

That just earned you Total Fark.

Vegemite: Wow, this dude really needs to carry a condom. I mean what the hell, how many accidental kids can a person be responsible for before it becomes a problem.