That and being a world-class diver

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Did he take off his shirt . . . ? No, then yeah, he's a dick.

He's a douchebag. Drives his Lamborghini with his 22-month old son on his lap too.

But none of this matters because the girls and gay guys think he's dreamy.

It'd be ok if he flipped off one of the world cup winners on his team instead?

He was a tool long before this

My last bit of respect for him as a human being came in a match between Man U and Stoke a few years back. Man U had 90% posession but, at Stoke, that really doesn't mean anything as they are perfectly happy defending for 90 minutes. I recall the commentators being surprised and heaving plaudits on him for, get this, passing the ball to Fabio. They said how it showed CR respected the young Fabio. He is such a piece of sh*t that for him, and outstanding gesture of respect means that he will pass the ball to his own teammate.

Later that game, around the 87th minute, he played a give and go, but he didn't look and passed the ball out of bounds without a teammate nearby. Embarrassed, he grabbed his side in faux pain, and limped off the field and down the tunnel. He was frustrated that they weren't breaking through, played a shiat pass,and left the game under the feign of an injury. He never came back to the pitch, and SAF already had a sub lined up for someone else, and had to rework everything and get Nani on for CR. IIRC Vidic scored a game winner in the 94th off a corner.

Yea, CR is human garbage. He also happens to be one of the greatest athletes on the planet.

CitizenTed: But none of this matters because the girls and gay guys think he's dreamy.







What? Are you sure? Why would they think that?

CitizenTed: But none of this matters because the girls and gay guys think he's dreamy

Fail. He's a zit-addled pizza face and the lack of chest hair is a total turnoff.

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/One of those "gay guys"
//Gay gay gay gay gay gay gay

Henry Holland: CitizenT

Liar! If Ronaldo flopped shirtless onto your couch and pulled down his fly, you'd melt like a stick of butter on a Saudi dashboard.

Similarly, I may claim not to care about well-trodden fake-blonde Rebecca Romijn, but if she draped herself on my couch I'd blow a load before I finished untying my shoelaces.

CitizenTed: Liar! If Ronaldo flopped shirtless onto your couch and pulled down his fly, you'd melt like a stick of butter on a Saudi dashboard.

I know it's a difficult concept to grasp, but gay men actually DO have restraint when it comes to sex, we have our different likes, a penis and a pulse aren't enough. I find Ronaldo hideous, the exact opposite of sexy, I'd do Scholes or Ricky Ponting or Giggsy in a heartbeat.

If Ronaldo paid me his salary for a year (roughly $17 million US), I'd give him a pity blow job, sure.

Henry Holland: CitizenTed: But none of this matters because the girls and gay guys think he's dreamy

Fail. He's a zit-addled pizza face and the lack of chest hair is a total turnoff.

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what's Giggs eating there? Donut? chicken wing?

yelmrog: what's Giggs eating there? Donut? chicken wing?

A pretzel? Hard for this Yank to know how popular pretzels are in the North of England, though.

Martinez deserved it:

"Don't celebrate too much, I'm a World Cup champions and you're not, clown."

/allegedly anyway
//not defending Ronaldo but condemming Martinez

Lego_Addict: Martinez deserved it:

"Don't celebrate too much, I'm a World Cup champions and you're not, clown."

/allegedly anyway
//not defending Ronaldo but condemming Martinez

That's it?! That has to be a 2/10 on the trash talking scale, though saying that to someone from Portugal is kind of piling on. Considering the history of Spain's failure in both the World and European Cups while having incredible collections of talent, Martinez might not want to help bring that up.

Henry Holland: Considering the history of Spain's failure in both the World and European Cups

Im sure that history is all erased from their minds since they currently hold both of those titles.

Lego_Addict: Martinez deserved it:

"Don't celebrate too much, I'm a World Cup champions and you're not, clown."

/allegedly anyway
//not defending Ronaldo but condemming Martinez

Yeah Martinez is the douche here. "Hey you just had a spectacular individual and team season, here's some piss for your cornflakes."

/¡Hala Madrid!

when we worry about this, we humans have problems or a void we are trying to fill
CR7 is just a human like us.

Ronaldo might be a dick, but walking up to someone that just beat your team and talking crap is SUPER dickish.

I still like him for hot dogging it against best korea.

Why is he booed everywhere he plays?

because soccer is boring and sucks.

/ducks
//heads out the back door

The Flexecutioner: Why is he booed everywhere he plays?

because soccer is boring and sucks.

/ducks
//heads out the back door

If that were true wouldn't there be no one booing him because no one cared?

I've really enjoyed the way that just when this douchebag was starting to think that he'd become possibly the best player in the world Lionel Messi really came into his prime and blew his ass completely out of the water.

"You're a Soccer Player?"

I can't believe I missed a potential football hotties thread. Oh well.

CRonaldo is too.... shiny. I prefer them dirty or scruffy or furry.

Oh thank you TheKnownUniversefor posting the Boca/Alonso pics.
/I will repay the favor with this:

//can't stand CR7

TheKnownUniverse: CRonaldo is too.... shiny. I prefer them dirty or scruffy or furry.



My internet is blocking the pics that that you posted, so this is what im assuming you meant.

Sorry TKU, I had a picture of Victor Valdes posted.
/but that is funny!

ScouserDuck: TheKnownUniverse: CRonaldo is too.... shiny. I prefer them dirty or scruffy or furry.

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My internet is blocking the pics that that you posted, so this is what im assuming you meant.

Spot on.

squealie: Sorry TKU, I had a picture of Victor Valdes posted.
/but that is funny!

No complaints here! I have a thing for bald footballers.