this will not end well

While I can think of times when an Instant Drunk would be comforting (blind dates, performance reviews, dinner with the family) I think will stick to my Guinness and Jamesons.

namatad: this will not end well for sorority girls.

Is he just vaporizing alcohol to inhale?

If so, wouldn't this have all the same harmful effects that alcohol enemas have, with the same high chance of alcohol poisoning because you can't vomit out what's absorbed directly into your bloodstream?

Did anyone mention they were excited in the article? yes I RTFA

It's wonderfully amazing, it's amazingly wonderful!

Tastes like burning.

I'll stick w/my pre-work half pint of vodak, thank you very much. Also, I doubt that this will replace my post-work pint and a half of vodak. Or my lunch break beer.



/standards

Man, I can't wait for this to become a law enforcement "tool."

Makes some women look instantly hot!

\That is till it wears off after a few seconds

winpioneer: Makes some women look instantly hot!

\That is till it wears off after a few seconds

You need more than a few seconds?

When I want to get a good buzz, I don't mind working for it... Yes it can get expensive, but it also lasts, unlike this lil nipper...

Let me know when they make one that works instantly and lasts for a few hours... Until then, I'll stick to my Jack Daniels and Makers Mark...

Let me know when they have the "instant sober" spray. And that it lasts for more than a few seconds.

Nice hand they got holding it. Bug bite? Paper cut? Gaudy ring? Nahh, you're good, go ahead and do the shoot. Seriously, I just looked at my hand and it's more attractive. Actually it looks like its been bad, and needs to be punished. Oh, yeah, you want it, don't you, hand?

ASlyLittleFox: winpioneer: Makes some women look instantly hot!

\That is till it wears off after a few seconds

You need more than a few seconds?

Good one, I lol'ed

Just breshening my freath officer...

Bacontastesgood: Nice hand they got holding it. Bug bite? Paper cut? Gaudy ring? Nahh, you're good, go ahead and do the shoot. Seriously, I just looked at my hand and it's more attractive. Actually it looks like its been bad, and needs to be punished. Oh, yeah, you want it, don't you, hand?

^This

Do they make one flavored like Glenfiddich and Mt Dew?

The police should use this instead of pepper spray at the next Occupy movement.

Mr Guy: Is he just vaporizing alcohol to inhale?

If so, wouldn't this have all the same harmful effects that alcohol enemas have, with the same high chance of alcohol poisoning because you can't vomit out what's absorbed directly into your bloodstream?

Sounds like a great delivery system for Dioxin.

I first read that as "insanely drunk" and my interest was piqued.

Now, after correctly reading it (and the accompanying article), I realize it's probably just B.S.

Mr Guy: Is he just vaporizing alcohol to inhale?

If so, wouldn't this have all the same harmful effects that alcohol enemas have, with the same high chance of alcohol poisoning because you can't vomit out what's absorbed directly into your bloodstream?


It looks like it, and I suppose it could have the same side effects, but you could limit that by restricting the alcohol volume of the delivery device. If the max it can hold is small enough and refilling it is a big enough pain in the ass to keep you from doing so a dozen times, you'll probably be ok.

Mr Guy: alcohol enemas

Yerg.

Just drink your alcohol, m'kay people? Don't put it up your ass, in your eyeballs, or any of that other crazy horseshiat. Sip, hang out with friends, and enjoy the gradual onset of your buzz.

Jeepers.

"Pointlessly amazing?" "Amazingly pointless?"

Oh, you mean like when a clown dies.

Mr Guy: Is he just vaporizing alcohol to inhale?

If so, wouldn't this have all the same harmful effects that alcohol enemas have, with the same high chance of alcohol poisoning because you can't vomit out what's absorbed directly into your bloodstream?

No. This would be safer. The reason is that its uaing very little alcohol and just hitting the blood heading out of the lungs (to the brain, etc). The overall BAC stays low and the effect on the brain would only last til you stop and a little bit after. Unless you ised it for a long time at once, your real bac would stay low. Theoretically, it would be safer than drinking. If you overused it, you might get too drunk, but then youd drop it and not absorb any more (unlike drinking or enemas).

Psh... kids today.

When I was young and needed an instant, short term buzz, we had to rely on nitrous oxide.

And we liked it!

FormlessOne: Man, I can't wait for this to become a law enforcement "tool."

Ha, that would be insanely awesome:

"Sir, can you breathe into this?"

"Of course, I haven't been drinking."

*PUFF*

"Whaaaa? Whawazz zthat?"

"Oops, sorry, wrong one. Here, this is the breathalyzer."

I want a product that will make me instantly sober.

No thanks. A man has to earn his drunk

Honestly, how long does a shot of tequila take? Kids these days with their damn texting and aerosol booze. No patience.

Mr Guy: Is he just vaporizing alcohol to inhale?

If so, wouldn't this have all the same harmful effects that alcohol enemas have, with the same high chance of alcohol poisoning because you can't vomit out what's absorbed directly into your bloodstream?

...what?

winpioneer: ^This

The thing is, spanking your hand is really just clapping.

Barricaded Gunman: Psh... kids today.

When I was young and needed an instant, short term buzz, we had to rely on nitrous oxide.

And we liked it!

Hippy Crack!

What's wrong with the old-fashioned method?:

ph0rk: Mr Guy: Is he just vaporizing alcohol to inhale?

If so, wouldn't this have all the same harmful effects that alcohol enemas have, with the same high chance of alcohol poisoning because you can't vomit out what's absorbed directly into your bloodstream?

...what?

Most loyal wife evah.

Cue irrational, unreasonable USA legislative response to this "end of civilization-as-we-know-it" event in 3 ... 2 ...

Hawnkee: The police should use this instead of pepper spray at the next Occupy movement.

We want them to go away, not be happy and intoxicated.

GoldDude: Let me know when they have the "instant sober" spray. And that it lasts for more than a few seconds.



Is that you, Patrick Tribett?

/go warriors!

Xcott: FormlessOne: Man, I can't wait for this to become a law enforcement "tool."

Ha, that would be insanely awesome:

"Sir, can you breathe into this?"

"Of course, I haven't been drinking."

*PUFF*

"Whaaaa? Whawazz zthat?"

"Oops, sorry, wrong one. Here, this is the breathalyzer."

The sad thing is, I can picture that actually happening. Arizona cop, thinking, "I'm betting that Hispanic fellow is an illegal immigrant, but I can't stop or detain him unless there's a reason other than that to pull him over... wait! I've got it - I'll just use my InstaDUI!"

I am more interested in the other aspect of this guy's inventions...

FTFA: "He's also invented other sprays which allow you to taste various foods or drinks without actually eating them."

Could this be a new treatment for anorexia? Getting those with this disorder used to LIKING the taste of food again so that they start craving it and returning to good health as a result?

That last picture... not the best hand model. Is the laceration a WAHHing injury?

I seriously doubt that whatever is in that little spray bottle would get you drunk, maybe a little buzzed feeling but not drunk.

But does it come in an Fark size?

Super disappointed in the hand model