Full prediction:

"What? What's that? Honey go see what that noise... OH CRAP OH CRAP OH CRAP how'd they find us here... oh CRAP! AAAAAAAUGH" (thud)

"Oh no! Barry, it's you! You have single handedly tracked me down and now you alone are going to pop a capp in my soory muzz ass! You are indeed the great military genius and a brilliant economist to boot -Forward!"

/As reported by Jay Carney

SHI

"and I would have gotten way with it to, if it wasn't for you meddling SEALs!"

If he was dying, he wouldn't have bothered to write "AAAAAUauuuggh". He'd just say it.

"Hey, is that the pizza? Took you guys long enough!"

"I always secretly loved bacon"

Duke: The lights are growing dim Otto. I know a life of crime has led me to this sorry fate, and yet, I blame society. Society made me what I am.

Otto: That's bullshiat. You're a white suburban punk just like me.

Duke: Yeah, but it still hurts.

Duh.... we all know:

"Terrorists is the CRAAA-ZIEST peoples!!"

Il Douchey: "Oh no! Barry, it's you! You have single handedly tracked me down and now you alone are going to pop a capp in my soory muzz ass! You are indeed the great military genius and a brilliant economist to boot -Forward!"

/As reported by Jay Carney

Yes, as we all know, the WH Press Secretary has said that Obama singlehandedly kiled bin Laden.

Even though that never actually happened.

And President Obama himself has thanked the SEALs and the CIA for their work.

Several times.

I would like to have seen Montana...

"Of course we're still on for brunch this weekend, Dick! Is Rummy joining us? Hang on, one of my wives is at the doo..."

Sock Ruh Tease: If he was dying, he wouldn't have bothered to write "AAAAAUauuuggh". He'd just say it.

Maybe he was just dictating it

"Mother of mercy! Is this the end of Rico?"

Forward.

More like, "you must let me hide behind you my 15th wife, and shield me from the infidel's unholy ammo!! Use your young nubile body to absorb the rounds for ALLAH. They wont shoot you anyway,...BANG...THUD...."Ah fark" BANG BANG ...THUD..BANG.

/PWNT.

"You know, I really do miss Bush."

I thought he was arguing with his wives, and said "I need these nagging wives like I need a shot in my head!"

Rosebud?

"Jesus, doesn't anyone knock anymore? Do you live in a cave or something?"

Sock Ruh Tease: If he was dying, he wouldn't have bothered to write "AAAAAUauuuggh". He'd just say it.

Nope, it's written right there.

"tell....al Zawahiri......that sometimes when he was asleep.....I would put my dick near his mouth and take pictures....."

"Oh Jesus Christ, I've been up and down four times already and now The Mentalist is on -- can't you get the door?"

White House counterterrorism chief John Brennan said in a speech this week that the documents show how bin Laden felt depressed as al-Qaida suffered "disaster after disaster," and even thought about changing the name of the terrorist network.


/yes, because when your scumbag terrorist network is falling apart, and getting owned no matter how many innocent people you kill, the best thing for a quick victory is to change the name. Let me know how that worked out,..oh..you can't...you're dead. Oh well.

I'm no daisy...

The most surprising entry: "Man, those Pakistanis are a surly bunch."

Il Douchey: "Derp"

"Damn you, Cheney, we had a deal"

"Gee, if that's gonna be your attitude, then forget it."

Rosebud.

"Dammit, I should have gotten a BJ this morning!"

With three wives and eleven kids running around, he may have called Seal Team Six on himself.

C...C...C...C...C...C...Wait!...20 more seconds!...C...C...

/from memory

HotWingConspiracy: "Damn you, Cheney, we had a deal"

THIS

I don't think he would have said the "thud" part...

"I can't wait to become political campaign fodder!!!!"

kronicfeld: I would like to have seen Montana...

I would have liked to have seen Hanna Montana...

I think this is hilarious, since the right wingers are in shock /shock!/ that the president would politicize this. Had this been GW, he would have had a national holiday declared by now, and would have played "SEAL dress-up" in front of a huge banner.

Bit'O'Gristle: /yes, because when your scumbag terrorist network is falling apart, and getting owned no matter how many innocent people you kill, the best thing for a quick victory is to change the name


Well maybe he noticed how many times it worked for Blackwater.

White House counterterrorism chief John Brennan said in a speech this week that the documents show how bin Laden felt depressed as al-Qaida suffered "disaster after disaster," and even thought about changing the name of the terrorist network.

I think they should have changed their name to Xfinity

It's been so humble of our glorious leader to refuse to take any credit for this act of selfish courage on his part.

"AHHHH....... Annie Em...Annie Em!"

InfrasonicTom: "I can't wait to become political campaign fodder!!!!"


He must have said this right before he died of diabetes in the mountains during the Bush administration. We're talking about his real death.

cameroncrazy1984: And President Obama himself has thanked the SEALs and the CIA for their work.

Several times.

And then politicized it to the extent current and former Seals want him to STFU.

"I don't deserve this... to die like this... I was building a house..."

intelligent comment below: Bit'O'Gristle: /yes, because when your scumbag terrorist network is falling apart, and getting owned no matter how many innocent people you kill, the best thing for a quick victory is to change the name


Well maybe he noticed how many times it worked for Blackwater.

+1

"I hope that's the doctor at the door, my head is killing me."

BL: Wait! Don't you want to hear my last words?
SEAL: I just did. *Bam*

SharkTrager: cameroncrazy1984: And President Obama himself has thanked the SEALs and the CIA for their work.

Several times.

And then politicized it to the extent current and former Seals want him to STFU.

One of those seals is a GOP politician, the other is "unnamed", and the other is pushing a conspiracy theory with no evidence.

Please try harder.

Codenamechaz: Sock Ruh Tease: If he was dying, he wouldn't have bothered to write "AAAAAUauuuggh". He'd just say it.

Maybe he was just dictating it

So what you're saying is that Obama is the Black Beast of Arrrrggggghhhh!!!?