That's the weirdest looking penis I've ever seen.

Here's the sick squid I owe you.

HailRobonia: Here's the sick squid I owe you.

And we are done!

So they're going to give the trophy to the girl with the biggest tits?

Call me, Ishmael. You have my cell phone number. I'm gonna use your call as a ploy to get away from these squid fishing weirdos.

Squidward????

It was the best of squid, it was the worst of squid...

But, as no other squid was caught, the microscopic creature stormed into first place and claimed Davide the 2012 title and trophy and a new 210 pounds rod.

That's a big rod.

Apparently bait counts towards your total catch.

Dear Subby,
A leviathan is a whale based sea-monster. The word you're looking for (referring to cephalopod based sea-monsters) is kraken. It was even in the article.
That is all.

JMacPA: Dear Subby,
A leviathan is a whale based sea-monster. The word you're looking for (referring to cephalopod based sea-monsters) is kraken. It was even in the article.
That is all.

Just wait for SyFy's new movie "Krakiathan" which is a mutant whale-squid.

JMacPA: Dear Subby,
A leviathan is a whale based sea-monster. The word you're looking for (referring to cephalopod based sea-monsters) is kraken. It was even in the article.
That is all.



/visual aid for Subby

JMacPA: Dear Subby,
A leviathan is a whale based sea-monster. The word you're looking for (referring to cephalopod based sea-monsters) is kraken. It was even in the article.
That is all.

Leviathan more generally in common usage means something large and scary, so I'll allow it

not funny. My wife leaned over my shoulder while I read the article and made a dick joke.

All-England?

So did they just award the trophy to the girl with the biggest tits?

DNRTFA, but it's about 6" long, isn't it?

/cannot stomach the ramblings of the Daily Fail
//by extension I also avoid the Telegraph

what a leviathan might look like

That's not even a squid, it's a sepiolid.

I've caught bigger than that three times now, and I've only been fishing twice. I do live near clear sub-tropical waters though.

Gothnet: That's not even a squid, it's a sepiolid.

I've caught bigger than that three times now, and I've only been fishing twice. I do live near clear sub-tropical waters though.

Yay, I learned a new kind of cephalopod!

Headline- "All England Squid Championships descends into farce as angler who caught a 1cm specimen declared winner"

Sub Headline-"The annual All England Squid Championships descended into farce when poor weather meant the only catch was the winner - a tiny 1cm long specimen."


Cutline-"The keenly contested All England Squid Championships descended into farce when of the 70 competitors who competed, only one managed to catch an elusive celapod and had to be proclaimed champion with only a 1cm specimen"

Apparently the contest descended into farce.

I think the contest descended into farce.

Nanny Nanny Boo Boo!

Obviously, this proves global warming, that Squid are all but extinct, and it's all bush's fault and that we must vote obama.

imaconnect4guy: Apparently the contest descended into farce.

It was as if an occult hand had pushed the squid away. Competitive squid fishing is perverse and often baffling.

Rufus Lee King: imaconnect4guy: Apparently the contest descended into farce.

Indeed. A farcical aquatic ceremony, at that.

was there lobbing of scimitars and moistened bints?

danno_to_infinity: Rufus Lee King: imaconnect4guy: Apparently the contest descended into farce.

Indeed. A farcical aquatic ceremony, at that.

was there lobbing of scimitars and moistened bints?

God I hope so! Even if that is no basis for a system of government or squid catching contest.

HailRobonia: Yay, I learned a new kind of cephalopod!

Depending on how much free time you have, or how bored you are, I can heartily recommend spending several hours reading up on every last ceph species on wikipedia..
That week at work just flew by, they're fascinating critters, and I really would like a pet octopus now.

So dang tasty as well... but after reading about how smart they are I can't eat octopus or cuttles anymore. However I am reliably informed by an expert that squid are as dumb as a bag of rocks, so calamari is still on the menu!

"But, as no other squid was caught, the microscopic creature stormed into first place and claimed Davide the 2012 title and trophy and a new 210 pounds rod"

What's 210 pound rods in US dollars? Bloody weird currencies..

That's a cuttlefish

ironrat: That's a cuttlefish

Nah, it's a sepiolid I reckon.

Gothnet: ironrat: That's a cuttlefish

Nah, it's a sepiolid I reckon.

Yeah, you may be right about that, I thought they were the same thing but I guess there is a difference.