The Delta Quadrant.

They got sucked into your dryer vent... they're going to burn your house down someday.

Sweet, is it open mic day on TFD?

Some go to sock heaven; some to sock hell. It depends on if they had good soles.

I found one formerly white tube sock in my back yard once. My Great Dane had apparently eaten it. POOOOOOOP THREAD

Lucky LaRue: Some go to sock heaven; some to sock hell. It depends on if they had good soles.

YOU are going to hell for that one.

/i snickered

Lucky LaRue: Some go to sock heaven; some to sock hell. It depends on if they had good soles.

I know mine are going to sock heaven, 'cause they're holy.

I usually find them under the bed

casey.lurvs.bacon: Lucky LaRue: Some go to sock heaven; some to sock hell. It depends on if they had good soles.

YOU are going to hell for that one.

/i snickered

sock humor is my natural medium

green? O.o

Mine are going to hell for participating in sodomy in my youth

The dryer elves has them

they does

What's the deal with airline food?

Lucky LaRue: Some go to sock heaven; some to sock hell. It depends on if they had good soles.

goddammit

Or occasionally BETWEEN the mattress and box spring... I'm not sure what that's about

xanadian: green? O.o

This

Lucky LaRue: Some go to sock heaven; some to sock hell. It depends on if they had good soles.

My socks went to heaven, because they

Ponzholio: I know mine are going to sock heaven, 'cause they're holy.

*RRRRRGH!!!*

Mexico

I know where my socks go. My dog (who is 11) has been a sock hoarder since she was a baby. She will "hide" them in the house or take them outside and bury them.

MissFeasance: Or occasionally BETWEEN the mattress and box spring... I'm not sure what that's about

Because you don't have a penis

I have special socks. My shoe size is about 15 -so I hate it when I lose socks.

They have to go somewhere.

Just lost a sock last night, so I'm getting a bare-footed kick...

Socks are woven out of the same tapestry of which souls are made. When someone dies and returns to the ether, a corresponding sock disappears from the earth. Look down through history...the plagues in Europe...the flu of the early 1900s. World War II. Mass sock disappearances.

So as you sit there, staring at your feet...one socked, one bare...you ask yourself....yeah...what about Junior Seau?

Read "The Hogfather" by Terry Pratchett.


There's a species of elephant like creatures that eat them.

To me, socks are like sex; there's tons about, and I never seem to get any.

"I washed a sock. Then I put it in the dryer. When I took it out, it was gone."

They're waiting for you in the afterlife. You spend the first half of eternity sorting them and matching them up.

SushiJoe: Because you don't have a penis

o.O

Mine usually get stuck in pant legs or sweaters. I've left the house on several occasions with all kinds of things stuck in my clothes that I don't know about.

I can see why this went green, I wouldn't ask the liters any more difficult questions.

I was The Monster That Eats One Sock From Every Pair for Halloween one year. I just took a sheet and cut holes and hotglued socks everywhere. I was in a hurry.

No one thought it was funny.

Oh well.

Didn't Ren and Stimpy already cover this one?

Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings: Mine usually get stuck in pant legs or sweaters. I've left the house on several occasions with all kinds of things stuck in my clothes that I don't know about.

You're at work and scratch your leg or something, and pull out a f*cking sock that was clinging to the inside of your pants. Do you- a) Put it in your pocket to take home and match it back up? b) Toss it in the trash can and know you now will have an unmatched sock at home?

I get my socks out of the dryer just fine, but they disappear once they are in my sock drawer. I think there are elves that steal them in the middle of the night.

All my socks end up running off with more sensitive lovers. Someone that will tell tell them they love them afterwards. Someday I'm going to meet a the right Goldtoe sock, settle down, and make an honest sock out of her.

brap: Someday I'm going to meet a the right Goldtoe sock, settle down, and make an honest sock out of her.

You'll be quite the pair.

I use single socks for after fap cleanup.

They explode in the dryer due to the heat - where do think all that lint comes from, subbie?

vernonFL: I use single socks for after fap cleanup.

My fapping sock is solid enough I bet Pujols could finally hit a homerun with it.

Ponzholio: You're at work and scratch your leg or something, and pull out a f*cking sock that was clinging to the inside of your pants. Do you- a) Put it in your pocket to take home and match it back up? b) Toss it in the trash can and know you now will have an unmatched sock at home?

c) I'm likely wearing pants with no pockets. Walk around stiffly and awkwardly all day so it doesn't fall out. Re-group back at home base.

vernonFL: I use single socks for after fap cleanup.

I have a fap towel. I tend to spray EVERYWHERE.

xanadian: vernonFL: I use single socks for after fap cleanup.

I have a fap towel. I tend to spray EVERYWHERE.

I use a dart board. Makes it a challenge.

I think there is a portal in my dryer.

Also, do want:

Here, right next to some missing US Navy Avengers.



_{Duh Duh Duuuhhhhh}

cackylacky: I was The Monster That Eats One Sock From Every Pair for Halloween one year. I just took a sheet and cut holes and hotglued socks everywhere. I was in a hurry.

No one thought it was funny.

Oh well.

I would've chuckled.

The most annoying part is that I don't lose the cheap cotton white socks that I buy in a six pack. I always lose the expensive ones like the Smartwool or REI Coolmax. I have at least six of them with no match. I think those things cling to other clothing and I have yet to come across them.

HeadKase: Didn't Ren and Stimpy already cover this one?

Indeed they did.

They get sucked into the turbine that spins the center column in your washer. I guarantee if you break apart your washer you'll find them.

/garanteed