Fapinator: How is it that Patrick Stewart never gets any older? Does he have a painting up in his attic or something?

Here he is in Excalibur (1981).

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I read about it somewhere, Apparently, he went bald at 18 or so. That must've sucked. I think it was in the same article where they showed him to a couple of the other Star Trek captains: the woman who played Janeway, and the SHAT. He was the only one of the three who looked in good shape. DAMN good shape, at that, actually...

cup of tea: Canton: Okay, I officially love* LeVar Burton. He was the only reason I ever watched TNG as a kid, anyway.

*Not romantically. He's old enough to be my dad.

Butterfly in the sky...

He has a cameo and does the tagline for this PSA.

xanadian: I read about it somewhere, Apparently, he went bald at 18 or so. That must've sucked.

This must've been a really good hairpiece then.

That was awesome.

Wil went from an annoying kid on a cool show to a cool nerdy guy, to a hilarious cool evil parody of himself on Big Bang Theory. Wil has just gotten cooler as he's gotten older.

tcaptain: TheShavingofOccam123: BaconDoubleGeniusBurger: TheShavingofOccam123: Savage Belief:?

Supposedly Adam Savage used to post semi-regularly and thanks to Fark.com email notification trolls would log on quickly and start telling Adam what they would do to Kari. I guess he got tired of hearing it and pretty much quit posting.

Wow. I mean, I'm not new to Fark, but still...

As someone else posted above, that's appalling. We've got some real quality folk in these here forums.

See, this is why we can't have nice things.

KatjaMouse: xanadian: I read about it somewhere, Apparently, he went bald at 18 or so. That must've sucked.

This must've been a really good hairpiece then.
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Maybe it was "started going bald." I can't remember.

buckler: cup of tea: Canton: Okay, I officially love* LeVar Burton. He was the only reason I ever watched TNG as a kid, anyway.

*Not romantically. He's old enough to be my dad.

Butterfly in the sky...

He has a cameo and does the tagline for this PSA.

Red Riding Hood was hot

slayer199:
Wil went from an annoying kid on a cool show to a cool nerdy guy, to a hilarious cool evil parody of himself on Big Bang Theory. Wil has just gotten cooler as he's gotten older.

He did a really good turn on Criminal Minds a few years back, also. I won't spoil it if anyone wants to go find the episode, but I bet you can figure out what his part was...

KatjaMouse: xanadian: I read about it somewhere, Apparently, he went bald at 18 or so. That must've sucked.

This must've been a really good hairpiece then.
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That is a wig. Here's another one.

Here's without.

These are all from the mid 1970s. He's barely aged in decades.

Fapinator: How is it that Patrick Stewart never gets any older? Does he have a painting up in his attic or something?

Here he is in Excalibur (1981).

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Noticed that. Everyone else looks like they aged 20 years, not that any of us that remember the show hasn't.

TheShavingofOccam123: I just love assholes in the audience yelling things out during his answer Thanks to the loud mouth coont during his talk about his helmet hair, I turned it off.

Seriously, shut the fark up you morons. Nobody is there to hear you.

Marshall Willenholly: Who was the guy asking the question at the beginning of the video? He looks familiar but I can't place him.

If the link were direct to YouTube and not some shiatty blog, you'd see this note: "Aaron Douglas (Chief Tyrol from Battlestar Galactica) introduces the question."

cup of tea: Canton: Okay, I officially love* LeVar Burton. He was the only reason I ever watched TNG as a kid, anyway.

*Not romantically. He's old enough to be my dad.

Butterfly in the sky
I can go twice as high
Take a look
It's in a book
A Reading Rainbow

I can go anywhere
Friends to know
And ways to grow
A Reading Rainbow

I can be anything
Take a look
It's in a book
A Reading Rainbow
A Reading Rainbow

Exactly. I loved Reading Rainbow. Ahh, to be a kid again.

TheShavingofOccam123: Savage Belief: Does this mean Whil has forgiven you Fark assholes for being yourselves?

Only a few Fark assholes talked to Adam Savage about raping Kari Byron. Most of them were too busy fapping to keyboard. Still I guess it only takes one or two rape fantasies to drive off a TV icon for good.

They must be very proud.

Man... I wish I was the rapist...

TheShavingofOccam123: BaconDoubleGeniusBurger: TheShavingofOccam123: Savage Belief: Does this mean Whil has forgiven you Fark assholes for being yourselves?

Only a few Fark assholes talked to Adam Savage about raping Kari Byron. Most of them were too busy fapping to keyboard. Still I guess it only takes one or two rape fantasies to drive off a TV icon for good.

They must be very proud.

What's this then?

Supposedly Adam Savage used to post semi-regularly and thanks to Fark.com email notification trolls would log on quickly and start telling Adam what they would do to Kari. I guess he got tired of hearing it and pretty much quit posting.

So, to recap, then:

Movie/TV actor Will Wheaton has left Fark because of dumbshiats who were posting comments about what they'd do to Mythbusters assistant Kari Byron that ended up pissing off Mythbusters host Adam Savage, who has also left Fark for the same reason...? I need an Apollo Root Cause diagram for this effect chain, please.

/you can write it in the blood of the dumbshiats if you want

Johnathan Frakes gets older and older, while Patrick Stewart hasn't aged in 40 years. That's what I got out of that.

h0tsauce: Masquerader317: I actually grew up with the show and liked it, unlike most of the people who will eventually end up commenting here.

In all seriousness, I'd like to see the whole Q&A session if it's released somewhere, but this is the only bit that keeps getting passed around.


The video in the submitted site is a youtube video. If you click the logo in the lower right hand corner of the video frame, it will open the video's Youtube page. Look at "related videos" and you'll see "TNG EXPOsed 1/5". Watch that video, and follow the link for 2/5, 3/5, etc. and I think you'll see a good amount of it.

Ah! Thanks for that.

Eminem's gotta cuss in his raps to sell records, well me too, so fark Will Wheaton!

Yar was the only character worse.

Only 2 good wesley episodes: the one where he gets kicked out of startfleet, and the one where he and picard crash on the desert planet

This thread needs more Counselor Troi camel toe.

AiryAnne: Eminem's gotta cuss in his raps to sell records, well me too, so fark Will Wheaton!

Yar was the only character worse.

Only 2 good wesley episodes: the one where he gets kicked out of startfleet, and the one where he and picard crash on the desert planet

Don't forget the one where he brutally rapes that chick from the science fair.

altrocks: Johnathan Frakes gets older and older, while Patrick Stewart hasn't aged in 40 years. That's what I got out of that.

Once you reach the maximum, you stop leveling up.

KatjaMouse: xanadian: I read about it somewhere, Apparently, he went bald at 18 or so. That must've sucked.

This must've been a really good hairpiece then.
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It was. That from I, Claudius? If so, it was a wig. I've seen him being interviewed, where he talks about losing his hair when he was a teenager. He used to go to auditions wearing a wig, whip it off after the audition and say "two actors for the price of one!"

Still smokin', hair or not.

The Flexecutioner: anybody else creeped out a bit by Ryker fondling his hair and Wil's head resting on his shoulder?

A close friend that may have been a father-figure-ish influence on him for several years starting in 1987 and a good friend since then? No. Not really.

R"i"ker.

Canton: Okay, I officially love* LeVar Burton. He was the only reason I ever watched TNG as a kid, anyway.

*Not romantically. He's old enough to be my dad.

You couldn't beat him in Roots.

Invisible Pedestrian: altrocks: Johnathan Frakes gets older and older, while Patrick Stewart hasn't aged in 40 years. That's what I got out of that.

Once you reach the maximum, you stop leveling up.

I always thought it had to do with all the spice he absorbed on Dune.

spentmiles: kyleaugustus: the creeping on Leah Braum with the holodeck persona.

You know he was pounding that holographic pussy.

So, who cleaned up after he said "End program? "

fat boy: spentmiles: kyleaugustus: the creeping on Leah Braum with the holodeck persona.

You know he was pounding that holographic pussy.

So, who cleaned up after he said "End program? "

digital rights? more like digital wrongs ...

/amirite?
//bet she took a vicious cache dump

The Flexecutioner: fat boy: spentmiles: kyleaugustus: the creeping on Leah Braum with the holodeck persona.

You know he was pounding that holographic pussy.

So, who cleaned up after he said "End program? "

digital rights? more like digital wrongs ...

/amirite?
//bet she took a vicious cache dump

Jizz proof holo emitters on the floor grid?

fat boy: The Flexecutioner: fat boy: spentmiles: kyleaugustus: the creeping on Leah Braum with the holodeck persona.

You know he was pounding that holographic pussy.

So, who cleaned up after he said "End program? "

digital rights? more like digital wrongs ...

/amirite?
//bet she took a vicious cache dump

Jizz proof holo emitters on the floor grid?

might have had to channel some kunta kinte type sexual savagery

/i'd read her rainbow
//ifyouknowhatimean
///man, these puns are awful

fat boy: Canton: Okay, I officially love* LeVar Burton. He was the only reason I ever watched TNG as a kid, anyway.

*Not romantically. He's old enough to be my dad.

You couldn't beat him in Roots.

farkING WINNER!

SweetSilverBlues: TheShavingofOccam123: KiplingKat872: TheShavingofOccam123:

Supposedly Adam Savage used to post semi-regularly and thanks to Fark.com email notification trolls would log on quickly and start telling Adam what they would do to Kari. I guess he got tired of hearing it and pretty much quit posting.

Wow, that's really appalling.

What happened with Wheaton?

He got tired of listening to Farkettes telling him what they would do to Patrick Stewart's bald pate. If you thought the comments about Kari were disgusting...

/Sagittal crests evidently drive women crazy

Go on...

/schlick

This is bullshiate. The Fark Consulate should send in a diplomat or negotiator to try and get Wil back.

/Also, Computer: Slow down and magnify Counselor Troi's wobblies at 3:09. Magnify. Slow down. Magnify. Magnify. Remove clothing

//Milky, sweet sweet Troi jubblies

Fapinator: How is it that Patrick Stewart never gets any older? Does he have a painting up in his attic or something?

Here he is in Excalibur (1981).

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What's with the deflector dish?

The only thing I took away from that video was Marina Sirtis' bouncing cans...

Spiralmonkey: KatjaMouse: xanadian: I read about it somewhere, Apparently, he went bald at 18 or so. That must've sucked.

This must've been a really good hairpiece then.
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It was. That from I, Claudius? If so, it was a wig. I've seen him being interviewed, where he talks about losing his hair when he was a teenager. He used to go to auditions wearing a wig, whip it off after the audition and say "two actors for the price of one!"

Still smokin', hair or not.

Indeed.

bhcompy: So, uh, the dude from BSG emcees conventions? Damn, he's fallen off hard

He wasn't the emcee, they only brought him out as a surprise guest to ask a question, though it wasn't a huge surprise since he was already at the Expo on his own. John de Lancie, however, was a huge surprise. The emcee's of this panel/show/reunion were the three people who host Innerspace on Space.
Why yes, I was there :P

/not a huge Trek fan, but I still found it interesting
//Got the Codex/Fawkes painting autographed by Wil.

TheShavingofOccam123: [www.trevoroldak.com image 204x167]

Stuff like this.

I want to write a song that syncs to that now.

fat boy:
You couldn't beat him in Roots.

What's your name?

Prevailing Wind: fat boy: Canton: Okay, I officially love* LeVar Burton. He was the only reason I ever watched TNG as a kid, anyway.

*Not romantically. He's old enough to be my dad.

You couldn't beat him in Roots.

farkING WINNER!

i dont know how i missed that one. +1, fat boy. +1