I can never pass up an opportunity to post this again:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNMq8X S4LhE

Relationships are all about compromise. Sure he raped your dog, but he also changed the lightbulb in the bathroom and killed a spider for you that one time. And face it, you're not getting any younger - how long are you going to have to search before you realize that the perfect, non-dog raping man is just a myth?

Where my biatches at?

Strategeryz0r: Dude.. What's with all the beastiality lately? Are human vaginas just not as awesome as I certainly think they are?

Times are tough, and a Milkbone is much cheaper than dinner an a movie.

Mr. Toadcheese: Where my biatches at?

In this case "biatches" would be entirely appropriate unless he more into male dogs.