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   My wife asks me last night: "Would you be freaked out if someone you were dating told you they were a post-op transsexual?" So now, I pose this question to you

03 May 2012 01:21 PM   |   6129 clicks   |   Fark
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LineNoise    [TotalFark]  
We have this question every week.

Freak out? No. I don't think I would run around thinking I had cooties or caught the gay or something.

End things right there with them. Yes.

03 May 2012 11:06 AM
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Ace Rockola     
Anyone who is dating a transsexual knows they are dating a transsexual, on some level.

03 May 2012 11:06 AM
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Mrs.Sharpier     
no. I'm dating them because I like them, I would be happy and proud of them. that takes a lot of courage and strength to go through with.

03 May 2012 11:06 AM
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Shakespeare's Monkey    [TotalFark]  
No, but I'm odd that way.

03 May 2012 11:06 AM
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the_rev    [TotalFark]  
Yes.

03 May 2012 11:07 AM
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Mrs.Sharpier     
LineNoise: We have this question every week.


This too, why do we have this question all the time?

03 May 2012 11:07 AM
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DirtyDeadGhostofEbenezerCooke     
Does her hoo-haw smell like Eckrich sausage?

03 May 2012 11:07 AM
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rostit    [TotalFark]  
If they were good enough to fool up to that point then whats the difference?

you all are way too hung up on this type of thing.

I bet most farkers havent gotten laid in years and would freak out if anyone wanted to touch their happy places.

03 May 2012 11:07 AM
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themeaningoflifeisnot    [TotalFark]  
And what did subby learn about his wife last night? Don't leave us in suspense.

03 May 2012 11:07 AM
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LineNoise    [TotalFark]  
I'd also wonder how I didn't notice someone was a transexual.

I mean I know they are getting good at stuff like that, but they aren't THAT good.

03 May 2012 11:08 AM
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Adjective Bird Whiskey    [TotalFark]  
No, but I do ask you let me reenact the shower scene from The Crying Game at least once, just for my own amusement.

03 May 2012 11:08 AM
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Lucky LaRue    [TotalFark]  
Maybe. Is gay contagious?

03 May 2012 11:08 AM
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GooberMcFly    [TotalFark]  
No. If they said they were a post-op trans-sexual and they just figured out that they're a lesbian, maybe.

03 May 2012 11:08 AM
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the_rev    [TotalFark]  
I wouldn't "freak out" like throw my hands up and run around in circles screaming like a girl scout, but I would become single, right on the spot.

03 May 2012 11:08 AM
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JRaynor    [TotalFark]  
Yeah, probably - it would be nice if I could be more...evolved (i guess that's the word) but, honestly, yeah. It would probably weird me out a bit.
I'd also like to know what inspired the question

03 May 2012 11:09 AM
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TheBeastOfYuccaFlats    [TotalFark]  
So long as we were getting along beforehand, I have no problem with this.

03 May 2012 11:09 AM
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spcMike    [TotalFark]  
Oh goody, now the Liters can see all the fun we have.

03 May 2012 11:09 AM
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Ponzholio    [TotalFark]  
Shouldn't gender reassignment add/remove the Adam's Apple?

03 May 2012 11:09 AM
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twobux    [TotalFark]  
This is an OK Cupid question

03 May 2012 11:09 AM
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kxs401    [TotalFark]  
Lucky LaRue: Maybe. Is gay contagious?

Yes. If you have sex with a gay person, you catch it.

03 May 2012 11:09 AM
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rostit    [TotalFark]  
greenlight on this really? I mean come on admins. This is the same thread that gets posted every 4 days. At least green a new idea.

03 May 2012 11:09 AM
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TheBeastOfYuccaFlats    [TotalFark]  
rostit: If they were good enough to fool up to that point then whats the difference?

you all are way too hung up on this type of thing.

I bet most farkers havent gotten laid in years and would freak out if anyone wanted to touch their happy places.


Also this.

03 May 2012 11:09 AM
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middleoftheday    [TotalFark]  
Mrs.Sharpier: This too, why do we have this question all the time?

Not quite as often as "who would you 'go gay' for?"

ugh

03 May 2012 11:09 AM
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theflatline    [TotalFark]  
"damn this chicks cootch smalls like sweaty nutsack".

03 May 2012 11:10 AM
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Lucky LaRue    [TotalFark]  
kxs401: Lucky LaRue: Maybe. Is gay contagious?

Yes. If you have sex with a gay person, you catch it.


Then I would be totally freaked out.

03 May 2012 11:11 AM
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brap    [TotalFark]  
Mrs.Sharpier: LineNoise: We have this question every week.


This too, why do we have this question all the time?


Someone is apparently working through an issue. The whole "wife asked me thing" is a tranparent diversion, kind of like "well there is this friend of mine" thing.

03 May 2012 11:11 AM
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Rain-Monkey    [TotalFark]  
Subby, I have news for you.

You might want to sit down for this.

03 May 2012 11:11 AM
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kxs401    [TotalFark]  
rostit: skybreaker: Haha, y'alls a f*ggot.

um we dont use that word around here.

Its highly offensive to some of the poofs.


Like we care what those queermos think.

03 May 2012 11:11 AM
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generalDisdain    [TotalFark]  
My wife is a... so I am getting a kick out of these replies.

03 May 2012 11:11 AM
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Mrs.Sharpier     
rostit: greenlight on this really? I mean come on admins. This is the same thread that gets posted every 4 days. At least green a new idea.

seriously. way to go admins, show them how farking hung up TFD is on their sexuality!

03 May 2012 11:11 AM
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Raging Thespian    [TotalFark]  
I would honestly be fairly freaked out.

03 May 2012 11:12 AM
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dhambrick    [TotalFark]  
Male to female or female to male?

This is important...

03 May 2012 11:13 AM
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Kyro    [TotalFark]  
That depends entirely on when exactly my Klondike bar shows up.

03 May 2012 11:13 AM
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Actual Farking    [TotalFark]  
Mrs.Sharpier: rostit: greenlight on this really? I mean come on admins. This is the same thread that gets posted every 4 days. At least green a new idea.

seriously. way to go admins, show them how farking hung up TFD is on their sexuality!


Which TFer would make the hottest post-op tranny? Which post-op TFette's ersatz penis would you most like to jerk in a circle?

03 May 2012 11:14 AM
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generalDisdain    [TotalFark]  
Green? LAME

03 May 2012 11:14 AM
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bigpete53     
Not the submitter, but I know who the submitter is. This is a very real question by a very concerned TFer.

Just know, kwame, that I will support you no matter what you choose to do.

03 May 2012 11:15 AM
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moogrum    [TotalFark]  
Who is teh bestest TFer Of All Time???

03 May 2012 11:15 AM
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SushiJoe    [TotalFark]  
Well, I was all hot for Butch Angel till I saw his vagina. Oh, you said post-op. No, I wouldn't be freaked out at all as long as he or she was attractive enough. It takes a hell of a lot to go through transgenderation. They do it, because they want to outwardly be who they are inside. They deserve to be happy in their lives. What exactly do you have against hot women who used to have a penis and just want to be happy?

03 May 2012 11:15 AM
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rostit    [TotalFark]  
granted its the person that you love, not necessarily their hardware. I say that because I honestly have never seen a post op vagoo that honestly looked like a real vagoo. I have seen some that were pretty dang close, but it was pretty obvious that it was an aftermarket and not OEM.

I dont have a ton of experience in fake vaggos though. Mainly from TV and GIS.

03 May 2012 11:15 AM
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OneFretAway    [TotalFark]  
Honestly? I'd be a little turned on. Don't judge me.

03 May 2012 11:15 AM
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Kyro    [TotalFark]  
Part me of has a morbid curiosity toward the end result. I can't imagine any surgeon being THAT good of a craftsman to beat the Pepsi challenge. You'd know.

And if you freak out on the first date with somebody who openly tells you their little secret well before you go beyond anything but talking, you're a dick.

03 May 2012 11:15 AM
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MissFeasance    [TotalFark]  
Yes, probably. That's something I would want to find out before the whole dating thing commences.

03 May 2012 11:15 AM
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Actual Farking    [TotalFark]  
bigpete53: Not the submitter, but I know who the submitter is. This is a very real question by a very concerned TFer.

Just know, kwame, that I will support you no matter what you choose to do.


I'm not sure that an afternoon working with an exacto knife and a glue gun really constitutes an "operation," but whatever.

03 May 2012 11:16 AM
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BusketsMcBride    [TotalFark]  
Nope, I can see those man hands a mile away.

03 May 2012 11:16 AM
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gamergirl23    [TotalFark]  
rostit: granted its the person that you love, not necessarily their hardware. I say that because I honestly have never seen a post op vagoo that honestly looked like a real vagoo. I have seen some that were pretty dang close, but it was pretty obvious that it was an aftermarket and not OEM.

I dont have a ton of experience in fake vaggos though. Mainly from TV and GIS.


I can't imagine they do much better with the aftermarket ween.

03 May 2012 11:17 AM
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bigpete53     
Well, poop. Sorry bro. Didn't realize this was going green.

03 May 2012 11:17 AM
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thejoyofpi     
If I already like them in that way, I don't see how finding out about a surgery would make any difference

03 May 2012 11:17 AM
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cackylacky     
I'd like to think I wouldn't. But, I don't really know.

03 May 2012 11:17 AM
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theflatline    [TotalFark]  
Kyro: Part me of has a morbid curiosity toward the end result. I can't imagine any surgeon being THAT good of a craftsman to beat the Pepsi challenge. You'd know.

And if you freak out on the first date with somebody who openly tells you their little secret well before you go beyond anything but talking, you're a dick.


What if they tell you while they are standing at the communal urinal next to you?

03 May 2012 11:18 AM
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the_rev    [TotalFark]  
Kyro: And if you freak out on the first date with somebody who openly tells you their little secret well before you go beyond anything but talking, you're a dick.

Well yeah. If it was a first date, I would just say "damn dude, that is amazing! I'm glad you told me!" and then we'd go have a beer or whatever.

03 May 2012 11:18 AM
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