You know who else had a massive egg farm?



The xenomorphs on LV-426, that's who.

About 470,000 hens died in the two barns

In other news, 50% off snack packs at KFC!

I would hate to live downwind of one of those places - they stink bad enough when they're NOT on fire!

Chicken leads to egg. Egg leads to omelette. Omelette leads to fecal urgency.

/If this is obscure to you, then you are missing one of the best things on the planet.

Sounds like their scrambling for an explanation.

Also, shouldn't headline read: Inveggsteggators say that massive egg farm fire was eggsidental, delicious?

/No. It shouldn't.

Wanted for questioning.

fracas: Also, shouldn't headline read: Inveggsteggators say that massive egg farm fire was eggsidental, delicious?

/No. It shouldn't.

Cock (a-doodle-doo) Punch!

So, Colorado had quite a few hot chicks....

/ba-da-thump

Okieboy: I would hate to live downwind of one of those places - they stink bad enough when they're NOT on fire!

When I was a kid, my dad was a fireman. On Christmas Eve one year, he was called to a chicken farm blaze where tens of thousands of chickens went up in flames. He smelled like burned chicken feathers for days, and wasn't able to eat chicken for a couple months.

I love eggs, but they tend to make everything smell like sulfuric ass. I gather this would have been a horrible stench.

cfroelic: Okieboy: I would hate to live downwind of one of those places - they stink bad enough when they're NOT on fire!

When I was a kid, my dad was a fireman. On Christmas Eve one year, he was called to a chicken farm blaze where tens of thousands of chickens went up in flames. He smelled like burned chicken feathers for days, and wasn't able to eat chicken for a couple months.

Upon entering the barn was heard to shout:
Leeeeroyyyyyyyy nJennnnnkins!

Oh the humanity....

Boy, they have egg on their face.

arte1953: Colorado had quite a few hot chicks....

Hot NAKED chicks. And we're talking smokin' hot.

"Since egg demand is typically low this time of the year, and because many local producers have agreed to step up production, the effects of the fire on supply and prices are expected to be minimal."

Uhm, maybe this is a retarded city-boy question, but how are they going to step up production in the short-term exactly? Break out the whips and really keep those hens at it?

I guess they could feed them more, or something? Does that work? Sounds kind of dubious.

I'm glad they cracked the case.

Abner Doon: "Since egg demand is typically low this time of the year, and because many local producers have agreed to step up production, the effects of the fire on supply and prices are expected to be minimal."

Uhm, maybe this is a retarded city-boy question, but how are they going to step up production in the short-term exactly? Break out the whips and really keep those hens at it?

I guess they could feed them more, or something? Does that work? Sounds kind of dubious.

Chickens breed and grow REALLY fast. I was in Alabama last December and I was amazed at how well the farms in my parents' area had rebounded after the tornadoes.

Isildur: I'm glad they cracked the case.

It was a pretty hard boiled case.

I have not yet eaten today so every food reference I see is killing me

leevis: Abner Doon: "Since egg demand is typically low this time of the year, and because many local producers have agreed to step up production, the effects of the fire on supply and prices are expected to be minimal."

Uhm, maybe this is a retarded city-boy question, but how are they going to step up production in the short-term exactly? Break out the whips and really keep those hens at it?

I guess they could feed them more, or something? Does that work? Sounds kind of dubious.

Chickens breed and grow REALLY fast. I was in Alabama last December and I was amazed at how well the farms in my parents' area had rebounded after the tornadoes.

Sounds like they really scrambled to get more chickens, then.

Omlette you finish but Prince makes the best breakfasts of all time...ALL TIME!

"...smelled of farts."

test post to see how urls look when pasted in various forms. ignore my retardance.

Best site on the interwebs!
Link did not find the triforce in "directory listing denied."
http://tastytacos.com/

neuroflare: I have not yet eaten today so every food reference I see is killing me

So, stop waffling and get to yer grub!

elbows_deep_silent_queef: test post to see how urls look when pasted in various forms. ignore my retardance.

Best site on the interwebs!
Link did not find the triforce in "directory listing denied."
http://tastytacos.com/

Fark threw away an url. I has a sad.

I just hope they don't come back for revenge.

Apparently subby has never smelled burnt egg.

/ew

highendmighty: So, stop waffling and get to yer grub!

The only thing to eat at my place right now is beer, and I'm obliging.

The First Four Black Sabbath Albums: I just hope they don't come back for revenge.
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not poultry themed, but still campy, tasty, relevant.


more relevant, if cooked properly, or if baked.

Carl Orff - In Taberna - Cignus ustus cantat
self-explanatory

Why is egg demand low this time of year? Don't people eat eggs year round? Eggs are a seasonal food?

rcherr: Why is egg demand low this time of year? Don't people eat eggs year round? Eggs are a seasonal food?

Cadbury rabbits are tired.

iworkedatsubway: Apparently subby has never smelled burnt egg.

/ew

I had a crackhead neighbor try to fry an egg on a grill w/o putting down a pan or even a sheet of foil. Of course it was charcoal and he didn't douse it so it just kept burning for 1/2 hour to 45 minutes right outside my window.

rcherr: Why is egg demand low this time of year? Don't people eat eggs year round? Eggs are a seasonal food?

People are still sick of hard boiled eggs from Easter.

toraque: leevis: Abner Doon: "Since egg demand is typically low this time of the year, and because many local producers have agreed to step up production, the effects of the fire on supply and prices are expected to be minimal."

Uhm, maybe this is a retarded city-boy question, but how are they going to step up production in the short-term exactly? Break out the whips and really keep those hens at it?

I guess they could feed them more, or something? Does that work? Sounds kind of dubious.

Chickens breed and grow REALLY fast. I was in Alabama last December and I was amazed at how well the farms in my parents' area had rebounded after the tornadoes.

Sounds like they really scrambled to get more chickens, then.

Egg-cellent. You need to do that in Vincent Price's Egghead voice, not Mr. Burns.

The farm produced 25 percent of the states eggs and at least 250,000 eggs were destroyed in the fire.

At least they didn't put all their eggs in one basket.

Wonder if they had a "smart" meter digital electric meter? They are known to cause fires: Link

Before:

After:

PsiChi: Wonder if they had a "smart" meter digital electric meter? They are known to cause fires: Link

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After: [stopsmartmeters.org image 350x374]

LAME TROLL IS LAME

fracas: Also, shouldn't headline read: Inveggsteggators say that massive egg farm fire was eggsidental, delicious?

/No. It shouldn't.



Yes, it should.

Abner Doon: "Since egg demand is typically low this time of the year, and because many local producers have agreed to step up production, the effects of the fire on supply and prices are expected to be minimal."

Uhm, maybe this is a retarded city-boy question, but how are they going to step up production in the short-term exactly? Break out the whips and really keep those hens at it?

I guess they could feed them more, or something? Does that work? Sounds kind of dubious.

They probably process surplus eggs into some product(s), maybe dried powdered eggs to be used in foods, or maybe chemicals or medicines - something with a longer shelf life than fresh eggs.

rcherr: Why is egg demand low this time of year? Don't people eat eggs year round? Eggs are a seasonal food?

I eat between two and three dozen a day. The whole thing as an elaboate sheme, by these criminals (the egg farmers), to Fark us all on the price of eggs!!