dafuq?

That's Whack.

Oh, man. Although i was disappointed that the quote wasn't realistic I still laughed at the shell casing falling out of the dude's ass. WTF?

Can't imagine the officer doing the stripsearch expected than...

"Spread your cheeks..."

*clink

First thing I hoped for was he had a buttplug up there. Then he had been shot in the ass. Either one would have been a better story.

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Oh shiat! That's a local story. I live here and hadn't heard that one.

"Also, according to the police report, during a strip search a spent .38 shell casing fell out of Whack's anus and was logged into evidence."

Oh my

Whack's anus.

Probably not a good GIS.

Maybe it was his great-granddaddy's shell casing?

Koggie: Probably not a good GIS.

I must concur.

How would the kids know the bullet was up there? Did he tell them? Did he insert in front of them? WTF is wrong with these people?

Poor kids, they will get it now for not knowing the thug golden rule... Snitches get Stitches

Lil bastard shot me in the ass.
*glug glug glug*

I moved to Charleston around a year ago. While I was doing research about where to live and so forth, I asked a number of friends about neighborhoods and nice places and so forth. The answers weren't really all that useful, but there was one common thought to every response:

"Don't go to North Charleston."

"one of the handguns was a Glock stolen from a former Richland County sheriff's deputy and another was a .38 reported stolen by Mount Pleasant police."

Who did the police steal it from?

Spent shell casing
Bullet

This is why we can't have nice things.

Did I just read black on black crime news?

Also, according to the police report, during a strip search a spent .38 shell casing fell out of Whack's anus and was logged into evidence.

Soooooo where's the bullet?

Also, according to the police report, during a strip search a spent .38 shell casing fell out of Whack's anus and was logged into evidence.

Gives new meaning to the expression, "brass ass".

Debeo Summa Credo: Oh, man. Although i was disappointed that the quote wasn't realistic I still laughed at the shell casing falling out of the dude's ass. WTF?

Police were looking for spent shell casings as evidence that he was involved in the shooting. Brass ass figured this out and decided to insert the spent shell casing in his anus, figuring that the cops wouldn't resort to a cavity search. Unfortunately, he didn't get it up there quite deep enough, because as things you put up there go, they tend to want to come out and it happened at the least opportune time.

/I suddenly feel the need to wash my hands

I Want to know WTF happened to the yellow hat. The suspect was NOT hat less.

hdhale: Debeo Summa Credo: Oh, man. Although i was disappointed that the quote wasn't realistic I still laughed at the shell casing falling out of the dude's ass. WTF?

Police were looking for spent shell casings as evidence that he was involved in the shooting. Brass ass figured this out and decided to insert the spent shell casing in his anus, figuring that the cops wouldn't resort to a cavity search. Unfortunately, he didn't get it up there quite deep enough, because as things you put up there go, they tend to want to come out and it happened at the least opportune time.

/I suddenly feel the need to wash my hands

why? did you drop something?

RabidRythmDivas: "Also, according to the police report, during a strip search a spent .38 shell casing fell out of Whack's anus and was logged into evidence."

Oh my



oblig....

Sticky Hands: hdhale: Debeo Summa Credo: Oh, man. Although i was disappointed that the quote wasn't realistic I still laughed at the shell casing falling out of the dude's ass. WTF?

Police were looking for spent shell casings as evidence that he was involved in the shooting. Brass ass figured this out and decided to insert the spent shell casing in his anus, figuring that the cops wouldn't resort to a cavity search. Unfortunately, he didn't get it up there quite deep enough, because as things you put up there go, they tend to want to come out and it happened at the least opportune time.

/I suddenly feel the need to wash my hands

why? did you drop something?

Not exactly, but it's the sort of analysis you type and feel a bit icky afterward.

Maybe he was a fan of Wesley Willis?

trappedspirit:
Did I just read black on black crime news?

Not only that, but it involved a Kia. Seriously. A Kia. You are a thug and your choice of vehicle to use in a drive by is a Kia? If you are already a criminal and have 3 guns why aren't you stealing a better car?

That ain't mine!

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Nathaniel Whack and Pierre Pete? Those sound like names out of a bad gangsta videogame.

Hacker_X: trappedspirit:
Did I just read black on black crime news?

Not only that, but it involved a Kia. Seriously. A Kia. You are a thug and your choice of vehicle to use in a drive by is a Kia? If you are already a criminal and have 3 guns why aren't you stealing a better car?

That's a man with nothing to prove. Don't fark with him.

Joe Blowme: Poor kids, they will get it now for not knowing the thug golden rule... Snitches get Stitches

Larofeticus: I moved to Charleston around a year ago. While I was doing research about where to live and so forth, I asked a number of friends about neighborhoods and nice places and so forth. The answers weren't really all that useful, but there was one common thought to every response:

"Don't go to North Charleston."

I lived in N. Charleston for a few years. Am I thug now?

IamSoSmart_S_M_R_T: Joe Blowme: Poor kids, they will get it now for not knowing the thug golden rule... Snitches get Stitches

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The Hello kitty really makes a nice touch

Failure to clench.

Just wait until fellow inmates get to Whack's anus

haha. Pierre Pete. He is named re-Pete.

Now THERE'S the Aristocrats!

Joe Blowme: IamSoSmart_S_M_R_T: Joe Blowme: Poor kids, they will get it now for not knowing the thug golden rule... Snitches get Stitches

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The Hello kitty really makes a nice touch

That's why I had to snap a pic of it, too funny.