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   Ma'am, is there anyone in the house? 'No officer, just my kids.' Kids, is there anyone in the house? 'YEAH There's two mens in the back watching TV and one of them's got a bullet up his butt'

03 May 2012 01:42 PM   |   12650 clicks   |   ABC 4 Charleston
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cup of tea    [TotalFark]  
dafuq?

03 May 2012 01:43 PM
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macadamnut     
That's Whack.

03 May 2012 01:45 PM
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Debeo Summa Credo     
Oh, man. Although i was disappointed that the quote wasn't realistic I still laughed at the shell casing falling out of the dude's ass. WTF?

03 May 2012 01:46 PM
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cup of tea    [TotalFark]  
Can't imagine the officer doing the stripsearch expected than...

"Spread your cheeks..."

*clink

03 May 2012 01:47 PM
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Smeggy Smurf    [TotalFark]  
First thing I hoped for was he had a buttplug up there. Then he had been shot in the ass. Either one would have been a better story.

03 May 2012 01:48 PM
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colon_pow     
no comment

03 May 2012 01:49 PM
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labman    [TotalFark]  
Oh shiat! That's a local story. I live here and hadn't heard that one.

03 May 2012 01:52 PM
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RabidRythmDivas     
"Also, according to the police report, during a strip search a spent .38 shell casing fell out of Whack's anus and was logged into evidence."

Oh my

03 May 2012 01:52 PM
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Koggie    [TotalFark]  
Whack's anus.

Probably not a good GIS.

03 May 2012 01:53 PM
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Mitch Taylor's Bro    [TotalFark]  
Maybe it was his great-granddaddy's shell casing?

www.rankopedia.com

03 May 2012 01:57 PM
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CheatCommando     
Koggie: Probably not a good GIS.

I must concur.

03 May 2012 01:58 PM
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bukketmaster     
How would the kids know the bullet was up there? Did he tell them? Did he insert in front of them? WTF is wrong with these people?

03 May 2012 02:00 PM
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Joe Blowme     
Poor kids, they will get it now for not knowing the thug golden rule... Snitches get Stitches

03 May 2012 02:01 PM
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jaylectricity    [TotalFark]  
liesandlaughs.com

03 May 2012 02:01 PM
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LeroyBourne     
Lil bastard shot me in the ass.
*glug glug glug*

03 May 2012 02:06 PM
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Larofeticus     
I moved to Charleston around a year ago. While I was doing research about where to live and so forth, I asked a number of friends about neighborhoods and nice places and so forth. The answers weren't really all that useful, but there was one common thought to every response:

"Don't go to North Charleston."

03 May 2012 02:09 PM
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AssAsInAssassin     
"one of the handguns was a Glock stolen from a former Richland County sheriff's deputy and another was a .38 reported stolen by Mount Pleasant police."

Who did the police steal it from?

03 May 2012 02:23 PM
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trappedspirit    [TotalFark]  
Spent shell casing
Bullet

This is why we can't have nice things.

Did I just read black on black crime news?

03 May 2012 02:31 PM
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browneye     
Also, according to the police report, during a strip search a spent .38 shell casing fell out of Whack's anus and was logged into evidence.

Soooooo where's the bullet?

03 May 2012 02:35 PM
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hdhale     
Also, according to the police report, during a strip search a spent .38 shell casing fell out of Whack's anus and was logged into evidence.

Gives new meaning to the expression, "brass ass".

03 May 2012 02:41 PM
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hdhale     
Debeo Summa Credo: Oh, man. Although i was disappointed that the quote wasn't realistic I still laughed at the shell casing falling out of the dude's ass. WTF?

Police were looking for spent shell casings as evidence that he was involved in the shooting. Brass ass figured this out and decided to insert the spent shell casing in his anus, figuring that the cops wouldn't resort to a cavity search. Unfortunately, he didn't get it up there quite deep enough, because as things you put up there go, they tend to want to come out and it happened at the least opportune time.

/I suddenly feel the need to wash my hands

03 May 2012 02:46 PM
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Sticky Hands    [TotalFark]  
I Want to know WTF happened to the yellow hat. The suspect was NOT hat less.

03 May 2012 02:47 PM
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Sticky Hands    [TotalFark]  
hdhale: Debeo Summa Credo: Oh, man. Although i was disappointed that the quote wasn't realistic I still laughed at the shell casing falling out of the dude's ass. WTF?

Police were looking for spent shell casings as evidence that he was involved in the shooting. Brass ass figured this out and decided to insert the spent shell casing in his anus, figuring that the cops wouldn't resort to a cavity search. Unfortunately, he didn't get it up there quite deep enough, because as things you put up there go, they tend to want to come out and it happened at the least opportune time.

/I suddenly feel the need to wash my hands


why? did you drop something?

03 May 2012 02:48 PM
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Enormous-Schwanstucker     
RabidRythmDivas: "Also, according to the police report, during a strip search a spent .38 shell casing fell out of Whack's anus and was logged into evidence."

Oh my


www.sotakei.com

oblig....

03 May 2012 02:51 PM
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hdhale     
Sticky Hands: hdhale: Debeo Summa Credo: Oh, man. Although i was disappointed that the quote wasn't realistic I still laughed at the shell casing falling out of the dude's ass. WTF?

Police were looking for spent shell casings as evidence that he was involved in the shooting. Brass ass figured this out and decided to insert the spent shell casing in his anus, figuring that the cops wouldn't resort to a cavity search. Unfortunately, he didn't get it up there quite deep enough, because as things you put up there go, they tend to want to come out and it happened at the least opportune time.

/I suddenly feel the need to wash my hands

why? did you drop something?


Not exactly, but it's the sort of analysis you type and feel a bit icky afterward.

03 May 2012 02:51 PM
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dr_blasto    [TotalFark]  
Maybe he was a fan of Wesley Willis?

03 May 2012 02:57 PM
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Hacker_X     
trappedspirit:
Did I just read black on black crime news?


Not only that, but it involved a Kia. Seriously. A Kia. You are a thug and your choice of vehicle to use in a drive by is a Kia? If you are already a criminal and have 3 guns why aren't you stealing a better car?

03 May 2012 03:03 PM
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AiryAnne     
That ain't mine!

Language NSFW

03 May 2012 03:10 PM
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show me    [TotalFark]  
Nathaniel Whack and Pierre Pete? Those sound like names out of a bad gangsta videogame.

03 May 2012 03:34 PM
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Sticky Hands    [TotalFark]  
Hacker_X: trappedspirit:
Did I just read black on black crime news?

Not only that, but it involved a Kia. Seriously. A Kia. You are a thug and your choice of vehicle to use in a drive by is a Kia? If you are already a criminal and have 3 guns why aren't you stealing a better car?


That's a man with nothing to prove. Don't fark with him.

03 May 2012 03:41 PM
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IamSoSmart_S_M_R_T     
Joe Blowme: Poor kids, they will get it now for not knowing the thug golden rule... Snitches get Stitches

i50.tinypic.com

03 May 2012 03:50 PM
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Mountain Doo     
Larofeticus: I moved to Charleston around a year ago. While I was doing research about where to live and so forth, I asked a number of friends about neighborhoods and nice places and so forth. The answers weren't really all that useful, but there was one common thought to every response:

"Don't go to North Charleston."


I lived in N. Charleston for a few years. Am I thug now?

03 May 2012 04:12 PM
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Joe Blowme     
IamSoSmart_S_M_R_T: Joe Blowme: Poor kids, they will get it now for not knowing the thug golden rule... Snitches get Stitches

[i50.tinypic.com image 640x480]


The Hello kitty really makes a nice touch

03 May 2012 04:36 PM
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JohnAnnArbor    [TotalFark]  
Failure to clench.

03 May 2012 06:01 PM
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UCFRoadWarrior     
Just wait until fellow inmates get to Whack's anus

03 May 2012 06:34 PM
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Kwai Lo     
haha. Pierre Pete. He is named re-Pete.

03 May 2012 07:07 PM
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griffithkimberly     
Now THERE'S the Aristocrats!

03 May 2012 10:01 PM
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IamSoSmart_S_M_R_T     
Joe Blowme: IamSoSmart_S_M_R_T: Joe Blowme: Poor kids, they will get it now for not knowing the thug golden rule... Snitches get Stitches

[i50.tinypic.com image 640x480]

The Hello kitty really makes a nice touch


That's why I had to snap a pic of it, too funny.

04 May 2012 02:19 PM
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