Next you'll expect me to believe it had been a whole week since they last date-raped a freshman

You only said 'rape' once.

Women are horrible drivers

In before the derp squad start accusing these guys of being paid because one of them had a SUV, a 13 year old SUV, but that won't matter to them.

No hookers, midgets, or midget hookers, either?

East Lansing, I am disappoint. :-(

So....your saying they were not LSU student athletes?

Was listening to sports radio yesterday and I guess the players tweeted about the accident right away. Letting people know they were ok before news about it got out. Also, the coach mentioned in the article was there by coincidence. He was driving to the airport for a recruiting trip when he passed the scene and saw his players standing there.

And they call themselves college football players? For shame.

Now, take this 8-ball and this roofied sorority girl and go think about what you did.

Rollover accident.