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   Caps' Karl Alzner gets home after triple-overtime loss to Rangers and finds that his house has been vandalized. With mugshot of two perps caught red-pawed

03 May 2012 11:14 PM   |   2698 clicks   |   Larry Brown Sports
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rynthetyn    [TotalFark]  
Hmm, I think the time that Dan Boyle came home from losing game 1 of the Stanley Cup Finals to the Flames to find out that his house had burned down was probably a suckier experience.

03 May 2012 07:56 PM
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Harv72b    [TotalFark]  
rynthetyn: Hmm, I think the time that Dan Boyle came home from losing game 1 of the Stanley Cup Finals to the Flames to find out that his house had burned down was probably a suckier experience.

Much more ironic, too. If only they'd played the Coyotes last night...

03 May 2012 09:22 PM
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Nofun McKilljoy     
i like how they look as if they've been patiently awaiting his return. "where you been? we've been good! really!"

03 May 2012 11:50 PM
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Wise_Guy     
i.imgur.com

04 May 2012 12:01 AM
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expobill     
thanks subby, i sent this a family member which a dog
the picture of the guilty was great!

04 May 2012 12:45 AM
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LesserEvil    [TotalFark]  
Wow.... what's up with the sex toy in the corner?

writersgallery.com

04 May 2012 12:47 AM
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Captain Steroid    [TotalFark]  
LesserEvil: Wow.... what's up with the sex toy in the corner?

[writersgallery.com image 430x558]


Are... are those pizza boxes on the table? They ordered take-out, too?! O_o

04 May 2012 01:32 AM
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neuroflare    [TotalFark]  
LesserEvil: Wow.... what's up with the sex toy in the corner?

[writersgallery.com image 430x558]


pixels etc

04 May 2012 01:38 AM
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Bill_Wick's_Friend    [TotalFark]  
tacticalip.com

/more along the lines of what i expected from the headline

04 May 2012 03:05 AM
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Kurmudgeon     
And they are so happy to see him too!

04 May 2012 03:23 AM
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farkingismybusiness    [TotalFark]  
You should have seen what I did to my room during that game.

04 May 2012 04:20 AM
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tommyl66     
Oh, the dogs messed up your place? Quit crying about it, you crybaby.

/Not really mad at him
//Figured this fit pretty well
///Damn Caps

04 May 2012 06:43 AM
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Smiths     
what's up with all the paintbrushes or whatever those are?

04 May 2012 07:53 AM
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Father_Jack     
Forget this, can i get a GO KINGS?

GO KINGS!!!!!

04 May 2012 08:07 AM
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soopey    [TotalFark]  
Definitely the dachshund.

04 May 2012 08:21 AM
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jaylectricity    [TotalFark]  
Carpeting? How Plebeian.

04 May 2012 08:57 AM
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IAmRight    [TotalFark]  
No picture of the dog with the caption about "I thought you were never coming back, I panicked" or something to that effect? Really?

04 May 2012 09:05 AM
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lunchinlewis    [TotalFark]  
jaylectricity: Carpeting? How Plebeian.

It's these damn Canadians.

04 May 2012 09:22 AM
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mdbuff12     
That's what 10 hours between dog walks will get ya.......

04 May 2012 09:45 AM
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Moosecakes     
Freaking adorable. They look so happy with themselves

04 May 2012 10:02 AM
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Yanks_RSJ     
Wise_Guy: [i.imgur.com image 621x205]

Has anyone questioned Stu Bickel? He doesn't have a very good alibi, you know he wasn't on the ice for about four hours.

04 May 2012 10:28 AM
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mainstreet62     
Wise_Guy: [i.imgur.com image 621x205]

Bwahahahahahahaha

04 May 2012 10:59 AM
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groppet     
What a dagger. This is why I have problems with pets. I would like to have a cat or dog, but I know I wont be there enough to give it the attention it needs. My damn roomates cat is a wuss he will whine and cry til she gets home some nights.

04 May 2012 11:12 AM
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JuicePats     
Good.

2.bp.blogspot.com

04 May 2012 11:38 AM
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Angry Buddha     
My dogs' doing after locking themselves in my bedroom with the cat while I was at work. The cat tore a hole in the bottom of the box spring and was inside the bed when I arrived home.

I'd cleaned up a bit before thinking to take this picture and resolving not to beat the dogs to death.

img694.imageshack.us

04 May 2012 11:57 AM
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mainstreet62     
Angry Buddha: My dogs' doing after locking themselves in my bedroom with the cat while I was at work. The cat tore a hole in the bottom of the box spring and was inside the bed when I arrived home.

I'd cleaned up a bit before thinking to take this picture and resolving not to beat the dogs to death.

[img694.imageshack.us image 360x480]


OK, I need to ask 2 questions:

1) Is your cat OK?
2) Would you mind if I started laughing hysterically?

04 May 2012 02:23 PM
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weiner dog     
The dachshund instigated it. I'd put money on it.

04 May 2012 02:27 PM
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Angry Buddha     
mainstreet62: Angry Buddha: My dogs' doing after locking themselves in my bedroom with the cat while I was at work. The cat tore a hole in the bottom of the box spring and was inside the bed when I arrived home.

I'd cleaned up a bit before thinking to take this picture and resolving not to beat the dogs to death.

[img694.imageshack.us image 360x480]

OK, I need to ask 2 questions:

1) Is your cat OK?
2) Would you mind if I started laughing hysterically?


Cat is fine. Laugh away, I did... eventually.

04 May 2012 03:39 PM
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Wise_Guy     
Yanks_RSJ: Wise_Guy: [i.imgur.com image 621x205]

Has anyone questioned Stu Bickel? He doesn't have a very good alibi, you know he wasn't on the ice for about four hours.


i.imgur.com

04 May 2012 04:43 PM
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caddisfly    [TotalFark]  
ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com

04 May 2012 05:22 PM
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octopied     
rynthetyn: Hmm, I think the time that Dan Boyle came home from losing game 1 of the Stanley Cup Finals to the Flames to find out that his house had burned down was probably a suckier experience.

I told my brother "Dan Boyle's house went up in Flames". He asked "Was it struck by Lightning?"

04 May 2012 06:43 PM
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