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   GOP: Obamacare may lead to forced sterilizations

03 May 2012 06:03 PM   |   3023 clicks   |   The Hill
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Codenamechaz     
Well to be fair, you can't really classify anyone living in Tennessee as human.

03 May 2012 03:17 PM
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Cyberluddite    [TotalFark]  
I wish (1) that this was actually true, and (2) that I got to be the one to decide who goes on the Forced Sterilization List.

03 May 2012 03:21 PM
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MaudlinMutantMollusk    [TotalFark]  
Well, it certainly has led to derp panels

03 May 2012 03:23 PM
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Nadie_AZ    [TotalFark]  
What a terrible article.

Also,

With Wednesday's statement, the House GOP saw a chance to strengthen its position.

"During a time of record debt and deficits, providing the Secretary of [Health and Human Services] with a blank check ... is simply not a responsible way to spend the taxpayers' dollars," the release stated.


So you budgeted HHS a blank check? Why'd you do that?

03 May 2012 03:23 PM
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GAT_00     
House Republicans attacked the 2010 healthcare law Wednesday for expanding a preventive care grant program that they said, in the past, funded pet spaying and neutering in Tennessee.

So, the GOP is saying they think Americans are animals and they're worried someone is going to treat them like one? Here's a question, why do you think the American people are animals, because you have to for that connection to make sense to you.

03 May 2012 03:30 PM
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MaudlinMutantMollusk    [TotalFark]  
GAT_00: House Republicans attacked the 2010 healthcare law Wednesday for expanding a preventive care grant program that they said, in the past, funded pet spaying and neutering in Tennessee.

So, the GOP is saying they think Americans are animals and they're worried someone is going to treat them like one? Here's a question, why do you think the American people are animals, because you have to for that connection to make sense to you.


No, no, no... only WOMEN should be treated like animals

/they need us menfolk to protect them from themselves
//the sluts

03 May 2012 03:32 PM
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RodneyToady    [TotalFark]  
Cyberluddite: I wish (1) that this was actually true, and (2) that I got to be the one to decide who goes on the Forced Sterilization List.

I don't have a list so much as an array. Right now, it just consists of 75% of Yahoo commenters. I figure that's a good start.

03 May 2012 03:40 PM
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Cyberluddite    [TotalFark]  
RodneyToady: I don't have a list so much as an array. Right now, it just consists of 75% of Yahoo commenters. I figure that's a good start.

75% seems a little low to me.

03 May 2012 03:43 PM
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ecmoRandomNumbers    [TotalFark]  
RodneyToady: Cyberluddite: I wish (1) that this was actually true, and (2) that I got to be the one to decide who goes on the Forced Sterilization List.

I don't have a list so much as an array. Right now, it just consists of 75% of Yahoo commenters. I figure that's a good start.


Throw in YouTube commenters and I think the legislation would get fast-tracked.

03 May 2012 03:45 PM
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mrshowrules    [TotalFark]  
As someone whose voluntary sterilization was paid for by my Government, I am getting a kick out of this thread.

03 May 2012 03:50 PM
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Lionel Mandrake    [TotalFark]  
We're going to forcibly sterilize Tennesseans?

AWESOME!! YOOOHOOO!!!

...oh...pets

/darn

03 May 2012 03:54 PM
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NeedlesslyCanadian    [TotalFark]  
Forced sterilizations? Of Republicans?

I'll sign your petition, sir. And forge a dozen more signatures for good measure.



/dnrtfa

03 May 2012 03:54 PM
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mrshowrules    [TotalFark]  
NeedlesslyCanadian: Forced sterilizations? Of Republicans?

I'll sign your petition, sir. And forge a dozen more signatures for good measure.



/dnrtfa


It doesn't have to be that complicated. All Obama has to do is make a statement tomorrow against sterilization and the baggers will be lining up around the block to get one.

03 May 2012 04:02 PM
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NeedlesslyCanadian    [TotalFark]  
mrshowrules: NeedlesslyCanadian: Forced sterilizations? Of Republicans?

I'll sign your petition, sir. And forge a dozen more signatures for good measure.



/dnrtfa

It doesn't have to be that complicated. All Obama has to do is make a statement tomorrow against sterilization and the baggers will be lining up around the block to get one.



GENIUS

03 May 2012 04:06 PM
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James!    [TotalFark]  
I don't know if republicans can argue that the reproductive process isn't the government's business anymore.

03 May 2012 04:08 PM
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mrshowrules    [TotalFark]  
NeedlesslyCanadian: GENIUS

It has to be more subtle than that. Perhaps Michelle Obama saying that it isn't safe for you to remove your microwave oven door and place your scrotum on the warming tray when you are warming up your Jimmy Dean pancake wrapped sausages because those are bad for you.

It will confuse them because they will be mad the is telling them what to eat and how to eat it. This should be pretty full proof. I imagine a 60%-80% penetration rate in the South.

03 May 2012 04:20 PM
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Cewley    [TotalFark]  
start with the teabaggers.

03 May 2012 04:22 PM
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Derwood     
imokaywiththis.jpg

03 May 2012 06:07 PM
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Corvus     
What's ironic is they go all ape shiat about a made up idea that Obama will force sterilization but they have NO PROBLEM with the government forcing women to carry an embryo to term.

03 May 2012 06:07 PM
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JohnnyC     
The GOP really doesn't think much of the intelligence of their base, do they?

Seems like they think their base will believe any stinker of a lie they put out there.

Sad part is... they seem to do just that.

03 May 2012 06:08 PM
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Philip Francis Queeg     
But the GOP lawmakers may not have their facts in order, The Hill has learned.

I bet they get really tired of typing that day after day after day.

03 May 2012 06:10 PM
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MisterRonbo     
0bama's forced sterilizations are just a clever strategy to sidestep the issue of paying for the whores' contraceptives.

Obummer undoubtedly used his time machine to go back and sterilize many of the brave, conservative women that you libtards fear. That would explain why this election cycle hasn't had any remotely decent, viable GOP Presidential candidates. Fartbama made sure they were never born!

03 May 2012 06:10 PM
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don't understand     
"But the GOP lawmakers may not have their facts in order..."

I'm SHOCKED!

03 May 2012 06:11 PM
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Paris1127    [TotalFark]  
But the GOP lawmakers may not have their facts in order, The Hill has learned.

radgeek.com

03 May 2012 06:11 PM
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A Terrible Human     
I'm cool with it as long as it's for people who have lost multiple children to child services yet continue to have children.

03 May 2012 06:11 PM
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TheShavingofOccam123     
As opposed to forced rape-wands?*

*this applies only poor people. rich women can take a weekend "vacation" somewhere where the rape-wands don't roam free

03 May 2012 06:12 PM
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GhostFish     
Funny.

Or at least it would be, if Michelle Bachmann hadn't seriously said similar things.

03 May 2012 06:12 PM
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Curse of the Goth Kids     
But the GOP lawmakers may not have their facts in order, The Hill has learned.

Color me gobsmacked.

03 May 2012 06:12 PM
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quatchi     
fta: House Republicans attacked the 2010 healthcare law Wednesday for expanding a preventive care grant program that, they said, has funded pet spaying and neutering in Tennessee.

The Price is Wrong according to the Right?

b.vimeocdn.com

Not getting real kick, etc.

No parting gifts for the Tennessee GOP.

/Hot like an angry Bob Barker.

03 May 2012 06:12 PM
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Kibbler     
"Get your slave reparations delivered FREE to your door with every forced sterilization of a white upstanding job creator!"

03 May 2012 06:13 PM
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Paris1127    [TotalFark]  
don't understand: "But the GOP lawmakers may not have their facts in order..."

I'm SHOCKED!


15 seconds... *Shakes tiny fist* Oh well, how about:

Republicans frequently call for attention to federally funded projects - health-related and otherwise - that they see as trivial.

farm4.static.flickr.com

03 May 2012 06:14 PM
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Wyalt Derp     
We were promised Death Panels, don't try and fob us off with forced sterilizations, Fartbama.

03 May 2012 06:14 PM
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Dog Welder     
Philip Francis Queeg: But the GOP lawmakers may not have their facts in order, The Hill has learned.

I bet they get really tired of typing that day after day after day.


That's what cut and paste functions are for.

03 May 2012 06:15 PM
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JRoo     
GOP "care" may lead to forced breeding and will definitely lead to forced genital probing.

03 May 2012 06:15 PM
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lazyguineapig33     
why would that be a bad thing?

03 May 2012 06:15 PM
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JAYoung     
The curse of Seamus!
Dog tales do the GOP no good in this election cycle, even when the opponent eats them.

03 May 2012 06:15 PM
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jj325    [TotalFark]  
But the GOP lawmakers may not have their facts in order, The Hill has learned.

Surprise

03 May 2012 06:15 PM
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Nina_Hartley's_Ass     
In case you're wondering where all these idiots came from...

www.theage.com.au

03 May 2012 06:16 PM
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duffman13     
Funny, I thought the GOP was for forced sterilizations, as long as it was for brown people and welfare queens, and especially when those categories overlap.

/imokwiththis.jpg
//as long as it's done to stupid people
///tea party we'll start with you

03 May 2012 06:18 PM
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Isitoveryet     
this is bad news for... Caucasians!

03 May 2012 06:19 PM
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Snapper Carr     
Not it's not.

But it might not be such a bad idea. Mind you, the Overton window is still well beyond the realm of possibility but as populations explode and technology improves to the point that we're not longer regularly subject to natural selection, we may end up where that's the only way to keep the human population at a sustainable and healthy level.

03 May 2012 06:19 PM
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coeyagi     
I would like to apply the 3 Rs to this formula: Rapists, Repeat Offenders and Republicans.

03 May 2012 06:20 PM
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CalamitousCrasher     
MaudlinMutantMollusk: GAT_00: House Republicans attacked the 2010 healthcare law Wednesday for expanding a preventive care grant program that they said, in the past, funded pet spaying and neutering in Tennessee.

So, the GOP is saying they think Americans are animals and they're worried someone is going to treat them like one? Here's a question, why do you think the American people are animals, because you have to for that connection to make sense to you.

No, no, no... only WOMEN should be treated like animals

/they need us menfolk to protect them from themselves
//the sluts


By protect you mean penis, right??

03 May 2012 06:20 PM
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PC LOAD LETTER    [TotalFark]  
imokwiththis.jpg

03 May 2012 06:20 PM
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Noam Chimpsky    [TotalFark]  
Obama's science czar wrote a book about secretly sterilizing the US population. He spent a lot of time pondering how to do it in a uniform way.

Coincidence?

03 May 2012 06:21 PM
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Isitoveryet     
coeyagi: I would like to apply the 3 Rs to this formula: Rapists, Repeat Offenders and Republicans.

all of which can be found under the same (R)ock.

03 May 2012 06:22 PM
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coeyagi     
Noam Chimpsky: Obama's science czar wrote a book about secretly sterilizing the US population. He spent a lot of time pondering how to do it in a uniform way.

Coincidence?


Obvious lie is obvious. That was taken out of context. He did nothing of the sort. I'd go find a link but you're an obvious troll.

03 May 2012 06:23 PM
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Lenny_da_Hog    [TotalFark]  
i262.photobucket.com

03 May 2012 06:26 PM
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meat0918     
Again with the forced sterilizations?

It didn't stick the first time people.

03 May 2012 06:27 PM
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Nadie_AZ    [TotalFark]  
Wyalt Derp: We were promised Death Panels, don't try and fob us off with forced sterilizations, Fartbama.

I thought they already had tried this back in the 70s ...

And yeah, where's my Death Panel? My state had to resort to creating one. I wanted a Federal Death Panel!

03 May 2012 06:27 PM
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