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03 May 2012 08:15 PM   |   9642 clicks   |   KWQC Quad Cities
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NeedlesslyCanadian    [TotalFark]  
Bull. I've been drinking the things like water for years, and I've never had a single cavity. Ever.


My sample size of 1 is all I need, dammit.

03 May 2012 07:03 PM
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Cagey B     
Scientists tested the effect of the acidity levels by submerging samples of human tooth enamel in each beverage for 15 minutes and then dipping the enamel samples in artificial saliva for two hours. The process was repeated four times a day for five days, and enamel samples were stored in fresh artificial saliva all other times.

One of my favorite hobbies is to keep a large amount of Red Bull continuously in my mouth for up to an hour. That's usually the time needed before a stranger stops me to ask for the time, and I Rain Bird the aforementioned Red Bull all over them without warning. It's the closest I can come to being a mythical dragon breathing fire at adventurers that disturb my horde of treasure.

But after reading this study, I don't think I'm going to do that anymore.

03 May 2012 07:12 PM
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FloydA    [TotalFark]  
Um... brush your teeth once in a while?

03 May 2012 07:20 PM
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The My Little Pony Killer     
FloydA: Um... brush your teeth once in a while?

03 May 2012 07:25 PM
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St_Francis_P    [TotalFark]  
The My Little Pony Killer: FloydA: Um... brush your teeth once in a while?

03 May 2012 07:26 PM
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star_topology     
I'm so glad they (Coca-Cola) canned (har) VitaminEnergy. Best way to keep it away from me.

Liquid crack in a bottle.

03 May 2012 08:19 PM
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HotIgneous Intruder     
But, but ... capitalism. Free markets. Blah, blah.

03 May 2012 08:21 PM
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Skr     
FloydA: Um... brush your teeth once in a while?

The biatch of it is, if you brush your teeth shortly after you just weakened your enamel... you are brushing off layers.

03 May 2012 08:22 PM
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killro     
From my cold, dead hands....

03 May 2012 08:23 PM
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IAmRight    [TotalFark]  
a) so don't drink 4 or 5 a day - that's terrible for you in every way.
b) brush your teeth
c) why don't we just have a simple mechanism for putting enamel back on teeth already? Seems like it would be really simple.

03 May 2012 08:24 PM
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pdrake     
didn't they do this experiment 50 years ago with coke?

03 May 2012 08:25 PM
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Point02GPA    [TotalFark]  
Couldn't you like drink something to counter this effect?

03 May 2012 08:25 PM
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J. Frank Parnell    [TotalFark]  
Was waiting for them to explain the ingredient which does this, and since they didn't mention any, i'm assuming it's the same plain old refined sugar in any soda.

So, news flash: sugar still rots your teeth.

03 May 2012 08:26 PM
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Cheery Pi     
Does this include sugar free red bull? Or just regular red bull?

03 May 2012 08:26 PM
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Ivo Shandor     
FloydA: Um... brush your teeth once in a while?

That can actually make things worse according to the article. Which, by the way, was a rather useless study because it didn't compare energy drinks to any other common acidic beverages like regular pop/soda/coke or fruit juices.

03 May 2012 08:27 PM
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FloydA    [TotalFark]  
pdrake: didn't they do this experiment 50 years ago with coke?

Yeah, it permanently damages your nostrils.

03 May 2012 08:28 PM
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MrEricSir     
Cheery Pi: Does this include sugar free red bull? Or just regular red bull?

I'd assume the acid content is the same in both, but who knows. You can buy a litmus paper set and test it.

03 May 2012 08:29 PM
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Bleck     
It's got electrolytes- it's what plants crave.

03 May 2012 08:29 PM
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FloydA    [TotalFark]  
Skr: FloydA: Um... brush your teeth once in a while?

The biatch of it is, if you brush your teeth shortly after you just weakened your enamel... you are brushing off layers.


i105.photobucket.com

What brushing off a layer might look like.

03 May 2012 08:29 PM
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Cup Check    [TotalFark]  
killro: From my cold, dead hands....

This!

03 May 2012 08:31 PM
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Hagbardr     
Apparently, there's an ingredient they can add to drinking water to combat tooth decay but it turns people into homosexual communists.

03 May 2012 08:32 PM
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Point02GPA    [TotalFark]  
FloydA~

snort on kybd

03 May 2012 08:34 PM
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Kuroshin    [TotalFark]  
Who exposes their teeth to energy drink for fifteen farking minutes at a stretch?! Takes me maybe five to finish one Red Bull, and that's if I'm nursing it.

What, are we expected to sit and savor the fine floral and fruit notes with each sip? Rolling the sugar water around our tongue while occasionally swishing it through our teeth?

Christ. It's caffeinated sugar water with extra bile. Drink it and be done.

03 May 2012 08:35 PM
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alowishus     
I tried a redbull once. It was disgusting, like drinking a can of liquid smarties.

The only energy drink I'll ever need
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03 May 2012 08:37 PM
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FriarReb98    [TotalFark]  
Kuroshin: Who exposes their teeth to energy drink for fifteen farking minutes at a stretch?! Takes me maybe five to finish one Red Bull, and that's if I'm nursing it.

What, are we expected to sit and savor the fine floral and fruit notes with each sip? Rolling the sugar water around our tongue while occasionally swishing it through our teeth?

Christ. It's caffeinated sugar water with extra bile. Drink it and be done.


Not that I'm an energy drink drinker, but don't most people pound the fark out of their energy drinks?

03 May 2012 08:45 PM
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embo     
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03 May 2012 08:46 PM
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embo     
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03 May 2012 08:47 PM
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FloydA    [TotalFark]  
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03 May 2012 08:50 PM
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Hawnkee     
Meh, whatever. I drink mine so fast it barely touches my tongue on its way down.

03 May 2012 08:50 PM
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dragonchild     
Point02GPA: Couldn't you like drink something to counter this effect?

Sure. Well, not so much drink. Chew antacids immediately after chugging the Red Bull; the stuff is designed to neutralize acid. In a pinch, just mix baking soda with water and gargle with it.

I don't do that anymore though. I wuss out and only have Red Bull with ice, food and water (on the side), which massively dilutes the effects of the acid. I'll typically drink twice as much water as any Red Bull I consume. Thing is, if you're prepping your body for some intensive activity, this is all shiat your body wants anyway. I'm not 20 anymore, so properly preparing my body for exertion goes a lot farther than just riding a raw caffeine high.

03 May 2012 08:53 PM
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garulee     
Cagey B: Scientists tested the effect of the acidity levels by submerging samples of human tooth enamel in each beverage for 15 minutes and then dipping the enamel samples in artificial saliva for two hours. The process was repeated four times a day for five days, and enamel samples were stored in fresh artificial saliva all other times.

One of my favorite hobbies is to keep a large amount of Red Bull continuously in my mouth for up to an hour. That's usually the time needed before a stranger stops me to ask for the time, and I Rain Bird the aforementioned Red Bull all over them without warning. It's the closest I can come to being a mythical dragon breathing fire at adventurers that disturb my horde of treasure.

But after reading this study, I don't think I'm going to do that anymore.


I heart you. And I didn't even check your profile to see if I am gay now or not.

/nttawwt

03 May 2012 08:56 PM
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ecmoRandomNumbers    [TotalFark]  
FloydA: pdrake: didn't they do this experiment 50 years ago with coke?

Yeah, it permanently damages your nostrils.


But it's so much more fun.

03 May 2012 09:00 PM
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JaaVaa     
A research group (two dental kids) in my achem course just did a research study that looked at the metals in extracted teeth as compared to age. In order to 'wash' the teeth of organics, it required a 15 minute hot bath in 70% nitric acid (note, at 86% HNO3 this stuff is aptly named "FUMING nitric acid") just to get the crap off the edges. This is the kinda stuff that causes third degree burns just with skin contact. Yet your teeth are plenty safe. When they actually went to dissolve the teeth, it required a full 24 hours in 30% nitric acid in the 90° C hot bath to get (most) of the teeth into solution. And these were farking kids from Ecuador with pre-rotten teeth.... not the fluoride infused teeth of the 1st world countries.

Anyways, back to non-elitist rants...

So let me check, it's another 'how the hell did this get funded' thread, right? Ah, classic, tooth decay, let's see if this one fits the bill:

☑ Obvious-result study is investigated
☑ Research group referred to with pronoun "Scientist(s)"
☑ Study approached like a group of undergraduate students looking to get an "A" on their final lab report in general chemistry/biology
☑ Immerse non-controlled biological sample in a condition not biologically feasible
☑ Do not apply any real-life scenarios outside of non-controlled radical inane situation
☑ Drag implications far beyond reason
☑ State obvious conclusion
☑ Link with common misconception
☑ Notify media of 'scientific revolution from experts'

/acid, how does it work?
//sure as hell isn't what's decaying your teeth
///it's called bacteria
////they like the sugar, not the acid
//form biofilms and feed off your shiatty food, excrete their own concentrated acids directly onto your teeth
//so rinse your farking teeth with water after sugary meals
//floss and brush at least every 12 hours (in that order)
//first world problems
//slaaaaaashieeeeees

03 May 2012 09:18 PM
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singdizzy     
FloydA

Giggling and guffawing as I ride the train home and getting odd looks from fellow passengers. Thanks for that.

=D

03 May 2012 09:20 PM
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JaaVaa     
ecmoRandomNumbers: FloydA: pdrake: didn't they do this experiment 50 years ago with coke?

Yeah, it permanently damages your nostrils.

But it's so much more fun.


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03 May 2012 09:22 PM
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Mr.Hawk     
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/I'll stop drinking it when you pry it from the hands that share the body with my black, rotten, holy, teeth
//Nothing gets you sobered up enough to drink more than this.

03 May 2012 09:25 PM
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wildcardjack     
I get it, energy drinks leave you so wired you grind your teeth.

03 May 2012 09:25 PM
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Aloy     
Since when is Red Bull a "sports drink"?

03 May 2012 09:53 PM
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Smeggy Smurf    [TotalFark]  
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03 May 2012 09:59 PM
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vodka     
Wait, what? Why are the acid levels so high in "energy" drinks? Is it something they are adding for energy or what?

03 May 2012 10:11 PM
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JaaVaa     
vodka: Wait, what? Why are the acid levels so high in "energy" drinks? Is it something they are adding for energy or what?

They aren't.
pH ranges for all sodas are in the low 3's/2's. But that, in fact, isn't what's destroying your teeth. It's all the sugar in your drink, which doesn't only last for the time you drink it, but if not washed out (swish teeth with a couple sips of water), the sugar will literally coat your teeth. Bacteria, which naturally form biofilms on your teeth, do what they do best. They eat the sugar, making more bacteria, and also ferment acids directly into your exposed teeth (beneath the biofilms, protected from your saliva), concentrating the acids and then dissolving your pearly whites.

The worst part is, the farther they dissolve in, the more cracks, etc, the more they will be able to literally 'hang on' in those biofilms.
This is why flossing, then brushing after, is so important.

03 May 2012 10:14 PM
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Ivo Shandor     
vodka: Wait, what? Why are the acid levels so high in "energy" drinks?

Conspicuously absent from the article: any statement of the actual levels of acidity in any of these drinks. Sure it's nice to know that "acidity levels varied widely between brands as well as flavors of the same brand", but would it kill them to attach some pH numbers to that range?

03 May 2012 10:25 PM
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Senor_Hat     
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03 May 2012 10:45 PM
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redly1     
interesting list of pH value of various drinks http://www.21stcenturydental.com/smit h/pH_drinks.htm

03 May 2012 11:05 PM
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skiinstructor     
I look at a big can of lo-carb monster (my favorite) like I look at a big bottle of good vodak-
drink the whole thing and it'll kill you. drink it in small moderation and it's a good thing.
couple swallows of monster works great for the morning kick and a big can lasts a whole
7-day week- couple shots in a martini or two (three?) makes the bottle last a week or two.

03 May 2012 11:26 PM
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20/20     
How is the thickness of tooth enamel measured?

04 May 2012 12:00 AM
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PyroStock     
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04 May 2012 12:02 AM
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Breaker Moran    [TotalFark]  
FloydA: Skr: FloydA: Um... brush your teeth once in a while?

The biatch of it is, if you brush your teeth shortly after you just weakened your enamel... you are brushing off layers.

[i105.photobucket.com image 500x403]

What brushing off a layer might look like.


No way....

/f'in' brilliant.

04 May 2012 12:06 AM
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Breaker Moran    [TotalFark]  
20/20: How is the thickness of tooth enamel measured?


04 May 2012 12:12 AM
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rev. dave     
Had a tooth break today. Been drinking 3 a day for years now. Before that it was 2 for years.

They don't taste like cans o swine. Who would have guessed. Guess I learned the hard way.

04 May 2012 12:46 AM
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