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04 May 2012 03:14 AM   |   5668 clicks   |   Athens Banner Herald
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powhound     
Read it as "convict"...started thinking some sort of serial killer was advertising on CL

04 May 2012 03:17 AM
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SweetDickens     
From the article, "nunnabes"? First thought it was nunnbabes.......got excited for a moment.

04 May 2012 03:26 AM
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Harry_Seldon     
Abjuration

04 May 2012 03:33 AM
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LiberalConservative     
Get thee to a nunnery!

04 May 2012 03:36 AM
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haemaker    [TotalFark]  
oday, the Good Shepherd Sisters of Quebec, based in Canada, has just five convents in Maine and Massachusetts with 56 sisters. The youngest is 64 years old, and it's been more than 20 years since a new member joined.

Can you imagine a 18 year old joining this convent? No one was born after 1948!

That would make one heck of a movie.

How do you solve a problem like Maria?

04 May 2012 03:39 AM
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ADHD Adult     
I don't think they understand that chastity = no future generation, which is not a smart way to increase the power, population base, and wealth of your religion.

/amazed by the amount of control people give up for religion
//if they can't all be true then none of them are

04 May 2012 03:45 AM
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XplodedSynapses    [TotalFark]  
they said we could walk on water
they said we should knock on wood
we did none of these things and they said we could sing
so we sang about falling in love

04 May 2012 03:59 AM
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wildcardjack     
We get it, he's black.

04 May 2012 04:19 AM
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KrispyKritter    [TotalFark]  
'the sinful nuns of saint valentine' is the DVD i'm watching this very moment so i'm getting a kick out of this.

perhaps more women would choose to be nuns if they were actually allowed to serve god and the community instead of being servants to paedophiles.

04 May 2012 04:39 AM
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Khakimonkey     
.....so if you like Pina Coladas,......

/DNRFA

04 May 2012 04:43 AM
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mjjt     
Some young women are still interested

Met a girl on an Auckland to LA flight who was returning to a NY Bronx nunnery. She was a NZ girl (from Nelson) who'd signed up over internet at 19, and couple of years later seemed happy with choice and vocation

(I have since used this experience to tell the gullible abt how I slept with a nun once... )

04 May 2012 05:14 AM
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Buffet     
What - no naughty nympho nun pics???

04 May 2012 05:36 AM
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david_gaithersburg     
Since Fark has paid members I'm a bit confused as to why it is not listed as an organized hate group. It does meet every definition.

04 May 2012 05:54 AM
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Day_Old_Dutchie     
We got to go in and visit the penguin.

04 May 2012 05:54 AM
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Shakespeare's Monkey    [TotalFark]  
Buffet: What - no naughty nympho nun pics???

www.myspaceantics.com

04 May 2012 06:19 AM
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Shirley Ujest    [TotalFark]  
Nuns get zero financial help from the vatican. So they got that going for them, which is nice.

04 May 2012 06:48 AM
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chuckufarlie     
ADHD Adult: I don't think they understand that chastity = no future generation, which is not a smart way to increase the power, population base, and wealth of your religion.

/amazed by the amount of control people give up for religion
//if they can't all be true then none of them are


the entire membership of the Church does not take a vow of chastity.

04 May 2012 06:59 AM
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Debeo Summa Credo     
KrispyKritter: 'the sinful nuns of saint valentine' is the DVD i'm watching this very moment so i'm getting a kick out of this.

perhaps more women would choose to be nuns if they were actually allowed to serve god and the community instead of being servants to paedophiles.


Look how stupid you are.

04 May 2012 07:01 AM
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Marcintosh     
At one time, women would join the sisterhood through word of mouth or their personal interactions with sisters, said Lachance, vocation director for the Good Shepherd Sisters. But now, many younger women aren't even aware it's a choice.

This is a Sam Kinison sort of thing. How many women are there in ME? Now, how many are interested in religious service? Right. So go where those folks are like AL, MI, you know the Bible Belt. You'll find plenty of wimmin there.

Do I have to do all the thinnin around here?

04 May 2012 07:11 AM
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braedan     
Also, spankings & oral sex.

/its all much too periless.

04 May 2012 07:12 AM
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Macular Degenerate     
"Lead us not into temptation"

gtlic.info

04 May 2012 07:16 AM
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Julie Cochrane     
There are a lot of religious traditions that have sexual abstinence as a theme for holy men or holy women on the path to enlightenment, as part of a general asceticism.

I think the big turn-off about the nuns as monastic orders is that they have no voice. Nobody within their community, no matter how righteous or holy or enlightened has any real say in anything. They all get told what to do by a patriarchal bureaucracy that doesn't seem to have any respect for them as fellow monastics.

To a certain extent, that doesn't matter, because monastic types aren't in it to climb any power ladders--not the "for real" ones. That's kinda counter to the whole point. Monastic types mostly want to be let alone to be what they are.

But that's the point---with the patriarchal bureaucracy always over their heads, the nuns as monastics are not let alone to be what they are.

And to be a Catholic nun (other religions have nuns, too) you have to be okay with that. Which partly explains why they have trouble finding nuns.

On the other hand, that patriarchal bureaucracy provides one heck of a structural support on which to build monastic communities, so there is a plus side they're getting in exchange for that down side.

04 May 2012 07:37 AM
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Buffet     
Macular Degenerate: "Lead us not into temptation"

[gtlic.info image 364x400]


Now you're talkin'! I may join myself. They must need a guy for.......something?

04 May 2012 07:48 AM
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macadamnut     
www.filmink.com.au

May the Lord open.

04 May 2012 08:15 AM
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shivashakti     
ADHD Adult: I don't think they understand that chastity = no future generation, which is not a smart way to increase the power, population base, and wealth of your religion.

Oh, yes... tell us more about how the Catholic Church doesn't understand power and wealth.

04 May 2012 08:19 AM
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Nurglitch     
I'mma leave this here: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0918927/

04 May 2012 08:24 AM
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SpectroBoy     

www.drinkingmansdiary.com
Blessed is he who cums in the name of the Lord!

04 May 2012 08:32 AM
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SpectroBoy     

27.media.tumblr.com


/So wrong
//Yet so right

04 May 2012 08:34 AM
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indylaw     
ADHD Adult: I don't think they understand that chastity = no future generation, which is not a smart way to increase the power, population base, and wealth of your religion.

/amazed by the amount of control people give up for religion
//if they can't all be true then none of them are


The Catholic Church encourages their lay people to breed like rabbits, so a few nuns living celibate lives isn't going to hurt them. I suspect most nuns are homely, asexual or lesbian, so that sex within the bounds of Catholic doctrine is not an option anyway.

/meaningless cliches are meaningless.

04 May 2012 09:02 AM
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Leeds     
powhound: Read it as "convict"...started thinking some sort of serial killer was advertising on CL

I read it is "coven" and assumed this would be a hot witch thread.

Leaving un-spellbound...

04 May 2012 09:24 AM
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Make More Hinjews     
david_gaithersburg: Since Fark has paid members I'm a bit confused as to why it is not listed as an organized hate group. It does meet every definition.

I don't understand a single word in that sentence. Was this in code?

/ I know, I know... obvious troll is obvious.

04 May 2012 09:24 AM
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Mock26     
img.photobucket.com

04 May 2012 09:37 AM
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TheGreatGazoo    [TotalFark]  
Years ago I worked at a Catholic High School owned by some nuns. Mother Superior was elected by the 'not it' system.

04 May 2012 09:39 AM
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hailin     
Hell people these days think it is amazing if you can keep your vow to be loving and faithful to your spouse. You really think they will be able to keep a vow of faithfulness and chastity to their church?

/Out of the 10 couples I know our age that have gotten married only the 3 couples of us are still together
//Pretty farking sad if you ask me
///Oh and if you get divorced, don't expect your friends to take sides. Doesn't mean I have to lose a friend because of your failure.

04 May 2012 09:53 AM
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SwingingJohnson     
So basically the problem is... they ain't getting nun.

04 May 2012 10:26 AM
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Hermione_Granger     
The best book I've ever read about conemplative life is In This House of Brede by Rumer Godden.

It is an inspiring story and gives so much detail about life in a monastery, reading this book feels like you're visiting.

04 May 2012 11:07 AM
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hdhale     
hailin: Hell people these days think it is amazing if you can keep your vow to be loving and faithful to your spouse. You really think they will be able to keep a vow of faithfulness and chastity to their church?

/Out of the 10 couples I know our age that have gotten married only the 3 couples of us are still together
//Pretty farking sad if you ask me
///Oh and if you get divorced, don't expect your friends to take sides. Doesn't mean I have to lose a friend because of your failure.


Back in the day widows and women who were former prostitutes could become nuns, not just young virgins. Not sure if the rules are stricter now. But what would possess someone to forego the possibility of finding romantic love and having children in the modern era is beyond my comprehension. There's no practical sense left in it...perhaps that could also be applied to a number of things "Official Catholicism" does these days.

04 May 2012 11:12 AM
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indylaw     
hdhale: But what would possess someone to forego the possibility of finding romantic love and having children in the modern era is beyond my comprehension.

There are people who are not monks or nuns who have little or no interest in sex of any kind. You sometimes hear of them as 'asexuals'. There are also victims of abuse that view forming any sexual relationship as too painful to deal with.

And there may well be people who do have sexual interests but prefer a quiet, relatively simple life of prayer, study, and work to the way of the secular world and the stresses of raising a family.

It's not a life you or I would choose, but I don't think it's beyond objective comprehension.

04 May 2012 12:11 PM
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hailin     
hdhale: Back in the day widows and women who were former prostitutes could become nuns, not just young virgins. Not sure if the rules are stricter now. But what would possess someone to forego the possibility of finding romantic love and having children in the modern era is beyond my comprehension. There's no practical sense left in it...perhaps that could also be applied to a number of things "Official Catholicism" does these days.

Ah, could be. I'm not sure what the requirements are, but still I can't imagine people wanting to spend all their time praying, cooking, cleaning, praying, praying, and praying some more with a bunch of women day in and day out. It isn't fun. Even in Christianity people are gravitating away from the doom and gloom sects over to the fun mega churches with coffee shops and rock bands. At least how I see it. I've never been to any church so I wouldn't know.

04 May 2012 01:33 PM
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stevenvictx     
I have known people who have worked with nuns at hospitals and such,
And they say if you think nuns are being celibate, then your probably still believing in Santa clause too.

04 May 2012 02:47 PM
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Indubitably     
stevenvictx: I have known people who have worked with nuns at hospitals and such,
And they say if you think nuns are being celibate, then your probably still believing in Santa clause too.


Apoostrophe error...

;)

P.S. And spelling.

04 May 2012 07:12 PM
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K.B.O. Winston    [TotalFark]  
Haven't read the thread yet, but I'd like to point out they're missing out on a lot of callings recently because you have to be debt free to join a religious order.

This is causing an interesting recruitment problem with regards to student loans.

04 May 2012 07:47 PM
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K.B.O. Winston    [TotalFark]  
Hermione_Granger: The best book I've ever read about conemplative life is In This House of Brede by Rumer Godden.

It is an inspiring story and gives so much detail about life in a monastery, reading this book feels like you're visiting.


Just added it to my wishlist.

I'd also recommend "An Infinity of Little Hours." A very day-by-day account of the five years you spend before you're accepted to a Carthusian monestary.

04 May 2012 07:54 PM
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