meddleRPI: Ah yes. I want to drink something that was poured out of a tiny opening between your nasty, fungus ridden feet, and all the shiat that collects on the bottom of your shoe.

If your woman has "nasty, fungus ridden feet" then you're doing it wrong.

Granted, it was back in the Dark Ages, but we just pre-stashed our main booze supply in the hotel rooms, and carried ordinary flasks in our pockets during the dinner/dance protion of the evening.

Also, we drove ourselves. Limos were considered showing off.

Every time I fly I smuggle drugs by cleverly concealing them in my bloodstream.

Gantlet? RR tracks?

My sister got married the same night as my senior prom.

/gf at the time went with her gay male best friend instead
//I was in the wedding so I didn't feel dateless, but it still sucked

Barricaded Gunman: meddleRPI: Ah yes. I want to drink something that was poured out of a tiny opening between your nasty, fungus ridden feet, and all the shiat that collects on the bottom of your shoe.

If your woman has "nasty, fungus ridden feet" then you're doing it wrong.

Pretty much every high school chick runs around wearing flip-flops as soon as it's >50 degrees out. Public schools are bastions of filth. I don't care how well you bathe, when you're bopping around barefoot on 1/4" of plastic from March to May, your feet aren't going to be clean.

Limo driver is a dick, I bet he gave all the money back too. He can't be convicted of anything; they bought Snapple as far as he knows. Although he will likely have to clean up some vomit.

Now when me and my asshole friends get a limo you gotta worry about someone taking a dump in the back.

chaddsfarkprefect: How specifically varied is the colloquialism "the prom" vs. "prom?" It almost seems to be by school district.

/unsure why "going to prom" bothers me so much.

Nothing irritates me more than hearing people say, "At my work" instead of at my "job".

DROxINxTHExWIND: chaddsfarkprefect: How specifically varied is the colloquialism "the prom" vs. "prom?" It almost seems to be by school district.

/unsure why "going to prom" bothers me so much.

Nothing irritates me more than hearing people say, "At my work" instead of at my "job".

I'm surprised you hear either in the hood.

/I keed, I keed

detroitdoesntsuckthatbad: DROxINxTHExWIND: chaddsfarkprefect: How specifically varied is the colloquialism "the prom" vs. "prom?" It almost seems to be by school district.

/unsure why "going to prom" bothers me so much.

Nothing irritates me more than hearing people say, "At my work" instead of at my "job".

I'm surprised you hear either in the hood.

/I keed, I keed


+ 1/2

I was skating with my head down.

DROxINxTHExWIND: chaddsfarkprefect: How specifically varied is the colloquialism "the prom" vs. "prom?" It almost seems to be by school district.

/unsure why "going to prom" bothers me so much.

Nothing irritates me more than hearing people say, "At my work" instead of at my "job".

Your irritated because of that stick up your ass.

StoPPeRmobile: DROxINxTHExWIND: chaddsfarkprefect: How specifically varied is the colloquialism "the prom" vs. "prom?" It almost seems to be by school district.

/unsure why "going to prom" bothers me so much.

Nothing irritates me more than hearing people say, "At my work" instead of at my "job".

Your irritated because of that stick up your ass.

Thanks for your input, internet stranger. Sorry that I hurt your feelings at some point in the past. Hope you feel better.


/cheer up, it's Friday.

Wodan11: BigBooper: If you brought her up right, she'll know to use protection, not get to get totally shait faced or to put herself in any dangerous situations.

This.

Don't assume it is going to be her choice. And, "dangerous situations" can not be her choice, as well. My wife was rufeed and raped at a high school party. I think one key is to ensure you've got 2-3 friends who know you aren't willing to go off with someone and are watching out for you to raise a fuss if you suddenly disappear. (A lot harder to rufee a whole group of girls versus a single one.)

Obviously mixing kids and alcohol is never completely safe. However, different situations call for different precautions. If going to a huge house party, having a group of girls watching each other is a smart idea. However, the situation changes, and other precautions are needed, if the plan is to shack up in a hotel room and fark your boyfriends brains out all night.

Quick note, out HS prom in 2001 had breathalyzers and cops at the door.

Uchiha_Cycliste: Quick note, out HS prom in 2001 had breathalyzers and cops at the door.

That's because your HS ROCKED!

BohemianGraham: flixter: Tampons soaked in vodka is the trend here. Why? I do not know but the ER sees it all the time.

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Seriously? We're back to this urban legend again? Tampons are inserted while dry as they expand when wet, not to mention the fact that alcohol burns.

/I know, I know, welcome to fark
//wouldn't it be a lot safer to shove a double bagged sample bottle (50ml) up their or the anus instead?

I thought the alcohol-soaked tampons went in their ass.

Was I doing it wrong?

My senior prom had a cash bar. Bottles of wine were placed on the tables before the dinner was served. Everyone had a wine glass engraved with the school crest and "class of '88".

(we also had a smoking room at our dances. "the kids have gotta smoke somewhere!")

BohemianGraham: flixter: Tampons soaked in vodka is the trend here. Why? I do not know but the ER sees it all the time.

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Seriously? We're back to this urban legend again? Tampons are inserted while dry as they expand when wet, not to mention the fact that alcohol burns.

/I know, I know, welcome to fark
//wouldn't it be a lot safer to shove a double bagged sample bottle (50ml) up their or the anus instead?

It's not like kids aren't stupid enough to try it, but I doubt they'd try more than once. Besides, now we just have the spray-on insta-drunk from yesterday, obviating the need to alcohol burns.