Wait...how are you supposed to mow your lawn then?

So they would have preferred he not wear the loincloth?

He probably watched that greenlight video a little while back on how to mow your lawn on pcp. Give the guy a break. It's not like he was naked.

Dad?

Mark Ratner: He probably watched that greenlight video a little while back on how to mow your lawn on pcp.

That's what came to my mind, too.

I think that was a Stephen King story, yes?

CROM!

So I guess Danzig cleared off his pile of bricks enough to see the lawn finally.

So wait, if he'd been mowing his lawn in a speedo, it would have been OK?

Maybe it's just me, but I think calling the cops and shouting obscenities at them gives them a reason to see if he's a 5150.

Personally, I'd pay a few bucks to see video of his arrest.

queezyweezel: Wait...how are you supposed to mow your lawn then?

Seriously... I mean maybe he shouldn't have been swearing at the lawn mower but man, this society today...

He was arrested for some bullflip "oh noes, the children!" reason.

Of course, unless he has a toned, shapely & well-preserved body, then at age 43 simply wearing a loincloth outdoors was probably sufficient reason to have him dragged away.

That's odd. I always thought that Ted Nugent kept his grass high so that he could shoot whatever animals were hiding in it.

SundaesChild: I think that was a Stephen King story, yes?

Everything has been a Stephen King story.

Aww, BOB SAGET!!!

Huck And Molly Ziegler: He was arrested for some bullflip "oh noes, the children!" reason.

Of course, unless he has a toned, shapely & well-preserved body, then at age 43 simply wearing a loincloth outdoors was probably sufficient reason to have him dragged away.

alright alright alright

(I know, but it's obligatory)

So what's his fark login?


One day this will probably be me. Only it'll be underpants, not a loin cloth.

That's odd. I always thought that Ted Nugent kept his grass high so that he could shoot whatever animals were hiding in it.

I wish it was Ted Nugent and they turned his holding cell into a canned hunt.

Mowing lawn loincloth did not return any results on Furaffinity.

I must address this. It sounds hot.

If mowing your lawn while wearing a loin-cloth and swearing is wrong I don't want to be right.

The swearing obviously makes it wrong since nudeness is natural.
now the facts remain is that people think if they hear the word "fark" the have to run out and have sex.

but the truth remains that it affects people's minds and causes more babies.
this is a bad thing.

ban swearing.

If he had considered the safety aspect of pants while mowing, he wouldn't have taken a rock to the shins and started the swearing. It is like running a trimmer without eye protection, don't whine to me if you get something in your eye. Maybe after the first hit he turned the other cheek and caught a rock there too.

FirstNationalBastard: CROM!

Exactly what I was thinking.
I'd like to see those Farking pigs try to stop me from cutting my grass!

This just sounds like a typical Saturday night for me - but with less swearing and more crying.

Jon iz teh kewl: The swearing obviously makes it wrong since nudeness is natural.
now the facts remain is that people think if they hear the word "fark" the have to run out and have sex.

but the truth remains that it affects people's minds and causes more babies.
this is a bad thing.

ban swearing.

He most likely told some old omg what about the children busybody to STFU about his attire and it escalated. TFA lacks pertinent info and pics.

AbbeySomeone: Jon iz teh kewl: The swearing obviously makes it wrong since nudeness is natural.
now the facts remain is that people think if they hear the word "fark" the have to run out and have sex.

but the truth remains that it affects people's minds and causes more babies.
this is a bad thing.

ban swearing.

He most likely told some old omg what about the children busybody to STFU about his attire and it escalated. TFA lacks pertinent info and pics.

Yes. Pics.

lack of warmth: If he had considered the safety aspect of pants while mowing, he wouldn't have taken a rock to the shins and started the swearing. It is like running a trimmer without eye protection, don't whine to me if you get something in your eye. Maybe after the first hit he turned the other cheek and caught a rock there too.

I used to mow my lawn but then I took a rock to my shins. Am I late for this meme?

He was wearing a swearing?

It was a bizarre arrest in Fergus Falls. A man who wore only a loin cloth to mow his lawn ended up behind bars for disorderly conduct.

Bizarre for whom?

I was not swearing... I was speaking Espranto. Meddling kids, I would have got with if it had not been for them!

Tourettes Tarzan ?

LEAVE TED NUGENT ALONE!

/sobbing

"Police arrested 43 year-old Matthew Swanson Wednesday afternoon after a neighbor said Swanson had partially exposed himself"

Either your balls are hanging out or they're not. It's like being partially dead

bubbernuts: Aww, BOB SAGET!!!

McDougal: He was wearing a swearing?

I can't spare a swear.

American Jesus approves.

I hate my neighbors on 2 sides of me and I've contemplated mowing in a speedo and doing all kinds of crazy shiat one of these days they have parties just to get them riled up.

Tarzan mad. Tarzan pay boy two pelts to mow lawn. Never pay Boy in advance. Boy run off with Cheetah to Arcade. Lawn mess. Jane on Tarzan's ass like angry fast lion. Tarzan just want to crank back but no. He mow lawn. Damn Boy jam mower in back of shed. Tarzan dig it out. No gas for mower. Tarzan go to gas station. Man tell Tarzan "No put gas in that container. Not approved for gas." Tarzan yell "When did we lose war, man?" Buy $20 plastic gas container for $4 gas. Tarzan mow lawn. Neighbor kids trow trash in Tarzan yard. Mower hits trash. Little trash everywhere. Tarzan try to ignore but Jane yells out window "Pick up little trash pieces, Tarzan. The yard looks terrible." Tarzan lose it. Tarzan gets tazed. Tarzan hopes to get deported back to jungle.

queezyweezel: Wait...how are you supposed to mow your lawn then?

180IQ: If mowing your lawn while wearing a loin-cloth and swearing is wrong I don't want to be right.

both of these are covered, thank you, Fark

/did not let the poor boy down

The headline says he was arrested for "disorderly coduct". He should be able to beat that rap.

Somacandra: McDougal: He was wearing a swearing?

I can't spare a swear.

Swearings are quite comfortable and will be all the rage this year

How to mow your lawn on PCP (pops)

/Stolen from the video tab a month ago

I swear at my lawnmower. I'm too fat to look good in a loin cloth though.

/body of a god
//Buddha

Kudos to Subby. I particularly enjoyed this headline; will read again.

Loincloth, you say?

/I know, I know....
//dnrtfa

Swearing? What, did he say the pen is bad?

MBooda: Swearing? What, did he say the pen is bad?
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No..Pen is mightier

The My Little Pony Killer: Dad?

You beat me to it. Yes, my dad actually did his gardening in his tighty whities. I was mortified as kid and my friends still tease me about it 30 years later.

Next time: how about a Speedo and a "fark you"? Is that OK?