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04 May 2012 01:56 PM   |   3783 clicks   |   Huffington Post
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Weaver95    [TotalFark]  
"They have big egos and are big babies. If I made any sign that they weren't the best lover ... they started asking all these questions and putting me down."

this doesn't surprise me at all.

04 May 2012 11:30 AM
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unlikely    [TotalFark]  
If she wanted to really rake in the big bucks, she'd be honest about who was bad and not as a paid service.

And then teach the ones who wanted to be better.
She could probably charge ten times what she gets for a simple night out...

04 May 2012 11:31 AM
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Weaver95    [TotalFark]  
unlikely: If she wanted to really rake in the big bucks, she'd be honest about who was bad and not as a paid service.

And then teach the ones who wanted to be better.
She could probably charge ten times what she gets for a simple night out...


no...we're talking about a bunch of pathologically narcissistic personality types here. they'd probably react very badly to even implied critical review. believe me - the only way to deal with a narcissistic personality is to just let them think they're smartest or whatever, then go do your own thing.

04 May 2012 11:33 AM
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Mentat    [TotalFark]  
Weaver95: unlikely: If she wanted to really rake in the big bucks, she'd be honest about who was bad and not as a paid service.

And then teach the ones who wanted to be better.
She could probably charge ten times what she gets for a simple night out...

no...we're talking about a bunch of pathologically narcissistic personality types here. they'd probably react very badly to even implied critical review. believe me - the only way to deal with a narcissistic personality is to just let them think they're smartest or whatever, then go do your own thing.


Oh yeah. These guys are professional dick wavers. The Bear Sterns guys were at a professional bridge tournament when their company started failing. The big hedge fund guys used to play high stakes poker against each other. They think they're the best and the brightest and nothing will convince them otherwise.

04 May 2012 11:39 AM
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Weaver95    [TotalFark]  
Mentat: Weaver95: unlikely: If she wanted to really rake in the big bucks, she'd be honest about who was bad and not as a paid service.

And then teach the ones who wanted to be better.
She could probably charge ten times what she gets for a simple night out...

no...we're talking about a bunch of pathologically narcissistic personality types here. they'd probably react very badly to even implied critical review. believe me - the only way to deal with a narcissistic personality is to just let them think they're smartest or whatever, then go do your own thing.

Oh yeah. These guys are professional dick wavers. The Bear Sterns guys were at a professional bridge tournament when their company started failing. The big hedge fund guys used to play high stakes poker against each other. They think they're the best and the brightest and nothing will convince them otherwise.


that's the most difficult part of dealing with a narcissistic personality - they *know* they're the best, smartest and prettiest person in the room. nothing - NOTHING - will convince them otherwise. trying to prove them wrong is a waste of time...they'll always believe they're smarter.

what scares me is that apparently there's a LOT of these sorts of personality disorders walking around on wall street, making trades and handling everyone's retirement funds.

04 May 2012 11:44 AM
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CitizenTed     
First against the wall come the Revolution!

www.mydolr.com

04 May 2012 12:08 PM
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Slives    [TotalFark]  
FTFA: One guy who was in private equity gave me $5,000 a month for four months...

$5000 a month? Good god, I hope he at least got to pound her ass through the bed almost every night...

04 May 2012 12:09 PM
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Weaver95    [TotalFark]  
Slives: FTFA: One guy who was in private equity gave me $5,000 a month for four months...

$5000 a month? Good god, I hope he at least got to pound her ass through the bed almost every night...


i'm sure he tried...sounds like a lot of these guys are over-compensating for a whole host of issues.

04 May 2012 12:12 PM
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Mentat    [TotalFark]  
Weaver95: i'm sure he tried...sounds like a lot of these guys are over-compensating for a whole host of issues.

Read "The New New Thing" by Micheal Lewis about Jim Clark. Talk about overcompensating...

04 May 2012 12:14 PM
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Dead for Tax Reasons     
yeah, and all the wall street escorts have a heart of gold and are only servicing these types to pay their way through college

04 May 2012 12:30 PM
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Because People in power are Stupid    [TotalFark]  
images.wikia.com

She's a who-er.

Don't disrespect the bing

04 May 2012 12:40 PM
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Mugato    [TotalFark]  
Anyone who pays for sex is pathetic in one way or the other.

04 May 2012 01:55 PM
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SDRR     
Mugato: Anyone who pays for sex is pathetic in one way or the other.

More or less than the seller?

04 May 2012 02:05 PM
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Slaves2Darkness     
Mentat: Weaver95: unlikely: If she wanted to really rake in the big bucks, she'd be honest about who was bad and not as a paid service.

And then teach the ones who wanted to be better.
She could probably charge ten times what she gets for a simple night out...

no...we're talking about a bunch of pathologically narcissistic personality types here. they'd probably react very badly to even implied critical review. believe me - the only way to deal with a narcissistic personality is to just let them think they're smartest or whatever, then go do your own thing.

Oh yeah. These guys are professional dick wavers. The Bear Sterns guys were at a professional bridge tournament when their company started failing. The big hedge fund guys used to play high stakes poker against each other. They think they're the best and the brightest and nothing will convince them otherwise.


I love it when guys like that sit down at my poker table. I know it is going to be a great night.

04 May 2012 02:09 PM
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BalugaJoe     
Everyone lies about sex.

04 May 2012 02:12 PM
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King Something     
"Yours is the thirtieth-biggest I've ever had!"

04 May 2012 02:12 PM
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BalugaJoe     
Mugato: Anyone who pays for sex is pathetic in one way or the other.

That is what Steinbeck said.

04 May 2012 02:12 PM
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Wendy's Chili    [TotalFark]  
Weaver95: they'd probably react very badly to even implied critical review.

FTA: "If I made any sign that they weren't the best lover ... they started asking all these questions and putting me down."

04 May 2012 02:12 PM
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WhyteRaven74     
Slives: $5000 a month? Good god, I hope he at least got to pound her ass through the bed almost every night...

For an escort like her that's not that much, some make $5,000 a night.

04 May 2012 02:13 PM
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bingethinker    [TotalFark]  
She should remember that she's being paid to pretend they're the best lovers, and to leave quickly afterwards. If they wanted criticism, they'd go home to their wives.

04 May 2012 02:13 PM
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asmodeus224     
Hmmm...an escort seems to think that paid sex is somehow supposed to be mutually satisfying....weird. She is just a sex doll, nothing more.

/sounds cruel, but it is what it is

04 May 2012 02:13 PM
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HotWingConspiracy     
I'm sure they're broken up over the opinions of a hooker.

04 May 2012 02:14 PM
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WhyteRaven74     
asmodeus224: an escort seems to think that paid sex is somehow supposed to be mutually satisfying.

Probably because she has clients who actually make it that. Because they're aware the better it is for her, the better it is for them. Narcissists on the other hand, just don't think that way.

HotWingConspiracy: I'm sure they're broken up over the opinions of a hooker.

There's not much difference between her and the guys from Wall Street.

04 May 2012 02:17 PM
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T.rex     
'S'cuse me lady, but why would a guy paying you to have sex with him care how good in bed he is for you? Its not like he's trying to impress his girlfriend, who he has to see day after day after day.

04 May 2012 02:20 PM
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YoungLochinvar     
HotWingConspiracy: I'm sure they're broken up over the opinions of a hooker.

Considering their apparent reactions when they suspected they *weren't* the best ever... yeah, it seems like it *does* bother them.

04 May 2012 02:20 PM
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TrainingWheelsNeeded     
well what do you expect - hotdog down hallways and all that, amirite? we don't pay them for their opinions. right guys? c'mon

04 May 2012 02:23 PM
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Phil Moskowitz     
The kind of damaged bastard drawn to that life, I'm surprised they're even aware enough to be insecure.

04 May 2012 02:31 PM
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8 inches    [TotalFark]  
Mugato: Anyone who pays for sex is pathetic in one way or the other.

Who isn't pathetic in one way or the other?

/Pays for sex
//Actually pays them to leave

04 May 2012 02:32 PM
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WhyteRaven74     
T.rex: but why would a guy paying you to have sex with him care how good in bed he is for you?

If he's not a narcissist, he knows the better he is for her the better it is for him. It's how sex works.

04 May 2012 02:36 PM
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Corporate Self     
Pandering to the inflated egos of sociopathic CEOs & investment bankers is ultimately unfulfilling for women, even prostitutes.

Who knew?

04 May 2012 02:44 PM
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HotWingConspiracy     
YoungLochinvar: HotWingConspiracy: I'm sure they're broken up over the opinions of a hooker.

Considering their apparent reactions when they suspected they *weren't* the best ever... yeah, it seems like it *does* bother them.


Yanno, that's really more of a customer service issue. They know damn well they don't stack up, they're farking an escort. They don't hire virgins.

She can put a little effort in, they probably just feel like they're getting a shiatty lay for their money.

04 May 2012 02:47 PM
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Bukharin     
Jorie?

04 May 2012 02:48 PM
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T.rex     
WhyteRaven74: T.rex: but why would a guy paying you to have sex with him care how good in bed he is for you?

If he's not a narcissist, he knows the better he is for her the better it is for him. It's how sex works.


hmmm... If having 'good sex' is his goal, i think he'd instead find a woman who is not there as part of a job to do.

04 May 2012 02:48 PM
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IamSoSmart_S_M_R_T     
Mugato: Anyone who pays for sex is pathetic in one way or the other.

Meh, dating is pretty similar. At least the hooker/john dynamic dispenses with the bullshiat and gets to the point.

04 May 2012 03:09 PM
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bhcompy     
Is the escorts name Zoidberg?

04 May 2012 03:12 PM
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Jekylman     
Am I the only one who read that as a Ford Escort? Because that would totally make sense.

04 May 2012 03:13 PM
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mccallcl     
YoungLochinvar: HotWingConspiracy: I'm sure they're broken up over the opinions of a hooker.

Considering their apparent reactions when they suspected they *weren't* the best ever... yeah, it seems like it *does* bother them.


So she took a bunch of money from them and then criticized their sexual performance? I guess those guys got the "girlfriend experience"!

04 May 2012 04:12 PM
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sabreWulf07     
asmodeus224: Hmmm...an escort seems to think that paid sex is somehow supposed to be mutually satisfying....weird. She is just a sex doll, nothing more.

/sounds cruel, but it is what it is


Came to point this out. This may come as a shock to this escort, but nobody is trying to even reciprocate with their whore, much less impress them. She's got the completely wrong mindset for the job.

04 May 2012 04:16 PM
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the_innkeeper     
As pointed out before, if you have to ask "how you were", you suck.

If you have to ask a whore, "how you were":
1.) Why do you care what a whore thinks?
2.) Why are you hiring a whore? You are not looking for a performance eval. That's what your job is for.

Use her and lose her. I'm pretty sure that's the point of a whore.

/If I want honest answers, I ask the GF. At least she has a vested interest in the situtation.

04 May 2012 04:37 PM
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homarjr     
Mugato: Anyone who pays for sex is pathetic in one way or the other.

The difference between paying for sex and not paying for sex is that not paying for sex is very expensive.

04 May 2012 04:46 PM
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TheShavingofOccam123     
I'd call any woman who would associate with those kinds of sociopaths a whore! Either that or a wife.

04 May 2012 04:56 PM
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Deadfeznt    [TotalFark]  
TheShavingofOccam123: I'd call any woman who would associate with those kinds of sociopaths a whore! Either that or a wife.

the wives are bigger POSs then they are-world class entitlement - until the newer model comes around. It's no wonder they're out there paying for it

04 May 2012 05:32 PM
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Corporate Self     
the_innkeeper:

/If I want honest answers, I ask the GF. At least she has a vested interest in the situtation.


Yep, $he $ure does!

04 May 2012 05:34 PM
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Hot Lunch     
BalugaJoe: Mugato: Anyone who pays for sex is pathetic in one way or the other.

That is what Steinbeck said.


When?

I'm not being snarky, I genuinely want to know. I haven't read him in a while, and I'd love to have an excuse to get back to it.

04 May 2012 05:57 PM
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intelligent comment below     
Mugato: Anyone who pays for sex is pathetic in one way or the other.

So you force the girls to pay for their own food and drinks on dates?

04 May 2012 05:59 PM
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kbotc     
IamSoSmart_S_M_R_T: Mugato: Anyone who pays for sex is pathetic in one way or the other.

Meh, dating is pretty similar. At least the hooker/john dynamic dispenses with the bullshiat and gets to the point.


If you're dating just to get laid, why are you dating at all? One night stands are not exactly impossible to come by these days. Maybe I'm just young and naive, but if I'm going to put the effort in I might as well get a friend out of the deal while I'm at it.

04 May 2012 06:01 PM
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intelligent comment below     
Phil Moskowitz: The kind of damaged bastard drawn to that life, I'm surprised they're even aware enough to be insecure.

Agreed. To me it sounds like she's just throwing out dirt and making up bs now that nobody is calling her for tricks.

04 May 2012 06:02 PM
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kbotc     
intelligent comment below: Mugato: Anyone who pays for sex is pathetic in one way or the other.

So you force the girls to pay for their own food and drinks on dates?


You know, going on a date and paying for the dinner and a movie isn't a guarantee of sex. Paying a hooker is. See the difference?

04 May 2012 06:06 PM
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serial arseonist     
kbotc: intelligent comment below: Mugato: Anyone who pays for sex is pathetic in one way or the other.

So you force the girls to pay for their own food and drinks on dates?

You know, going on a date and paying for the dinner and a movie isn't a guarantee of sex. Paying a hooker is. See the difference?


The food/drinks is just step 1 in a multi-phase poon acquisition deal.
Alternatively, you can just date more sluts to offset the long term ROI.

04 May 2012 06:26 PM
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Harvey Manfrenjensenjen     
Everything she says should be taken as gospel, because if I want to hear the opinion of someone who is completely honest, well-adjusted, emotionally stable, self-confident, has no agenda and could never be vain or petty... it's an escort.

"They have big egos and are big babies..."

... said the woman whose self-described physical attributes include having the kind of "tiny but curvy body that drives men wild" along with auburn hair and almond-shaped eyes.

"If I made any sign that they weren't the best lover ... they started asking all these questions and putting me down..."

...said the woman who continued, "No, actually, you're really small and you're bad in bed."

She says she tried out "sugar daddy" websites after she quit being an escort, thinking she might find someone looking for "something long term," but found them to be no better -- perhaps because some were still Wall Street types.


"Goddamnit, why can't I find any decent guys who want to subsidize the lifestyle of a gold-digger!?"

/Most of what she says is probably largely true, but... pot, meet kettle.

04 May 2012 06:28 PM
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