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04 May 2012 01:20 PM   |   2242 clicks   |   Some Guy
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I_Am_Weasel    [TotalFark]  
That's just poor odds. The entire team gets screwed, but only one gets pregnant.

04 May 2012 11:55 AM
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Dinobot     
I gotta agree with the teammates... she couldn't wait 3 months!?

04 May 2012 01:23 PM
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expobill     
som'ting bout keeping a ball out of the net

04 May 2012 01:26 PM
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Loomy     
Dinobot: I gotta agree with the teammates... she couldn't wait 3 months!?

Especially the goaltender/keeper/guardian. It almost feels worse because she planned it (i.e. stopped using contraception/abstinence/whatever in order to conceive a child), so it wasn't like 'Omg, I'm pregnant. I don't want to miss the Olympics, but I also don't want to have an abortion. What do I do?'

She signed on as an integral part of a 3-time medal-winning team, and just left them high and dry. Better hope that the back-up is world-class, too...

/Would Hope Solo have done this...?

04 May 2012 01:35 PM
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detroitdoesntsuckthatbad     
Maybe she should start training to make the Olympic Judo team?

04 May 2012 01:41 PM
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japlemon     
"the truth is she left us in a tight spot"

How do you think the baby feels? Amirite?

04 May 2012 01:48 PM
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japlemon     
detroitdoesntsuckthatbad: Maybe she should start training to make the Olympic Judo team?

I don't get it. Do judo practitioners have fetuses usually?

04 May 2012 01:49 PM
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xiola     
Selfish biatch.

someone stick a helmet on her and push her down the stairs.

/just kidding! all life is precious!!

04 May 2012 01:49 PM
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MugzyBrown    [TotalFark]  
I'll be in Argentina in exactly 7 days and 16 hours.

That's all I've got to say about this.

04 May 2012 01:55 PM
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Dogfacedgod     
Slut

04 May 2012 02:00 PM
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detroitdoesntsuckthatbad     
japlemon: detroitdoesntsuckthatbad: Maybe she should start training to make the Olympic Judo team?

I don't get it. Do judo practitioners have fetuses usually?


I was more implying that a few well placed kicks to the abdomen would clear that right up

/i guess it's funnier when I said that to my wife when she had a pregnancy scare 6 months ago
//or not really

04 May 2012 02:07 PM
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TJWitz     
detroitdoesntsuckthatbad: a few well placed kicks to the abdomen

And that has what to do with Judo? You might be thinking of Taekwondo

04 May 2012 02:21 PM
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detroitdoesntsuckthatbad     
TJWitz: detroitdoesntsuckthatbad: a few well placed kicks to the abdomen

And that has what to do with Judo? You might be thinking of Taekwondo


I have zero knowledge of martial arts - Judo is the only one I was sure I could spell.

04 May 2012 02:25 PM
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Doctor_TeethMD     
japlemon: "the truth is she left us in a tight spot"

How do you think the baby feels? Amirite?


If it was a tight spot the baby wouldn't be there in the first place

04 May 2012 02:26 PM
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macadamnut     
There were rumours he was into field hockey players. There were ... it was like so hush hush. They were so... quiet about it. And then the next thing you know ...

04 May 2012 02:26 PM
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UCFRoadWarrior     
japlemon: "the truth is she left us in a tight spot"

How do you think the baby feels? Amirite?


I am sure the father was going for a "tight spot"

04 May 2012 02:42 PM
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IamSoSmart_S_M_R_T     
detroitdoesntsuckthatbad: Maybe she should start training to make the Olympic Judo Sumo team?

FTFM

/Field hockey is an olympic sport?

04 May 2012 02:46 PM
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uber humper     
IamSoSmart_S_M_R_T: detroitdoesntsuckthatbad: Maybe she should start training to make the Olympic Judo Sumo team?

FTFM

/Field hockey is an olympic sport?


I guess they had room after they booted baseball.

04 May 2012 02:59 PM
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uber humper     
Maybe this could be an "Argentine women I would like try to get pregnant" thread.

1.bp.blogspot.com

04 May 2012 03:04 PM
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Doctor_TeethMD     
uber humper: Maybe this could be an "Argentine women I would like try to get pregnant" thread.

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 440x428]


i50.tinypic.com

2/10 Would Not Bang.

04 May 2012 03:40 PM
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puckrock2000     
Argentine sports trifecta in play?

04 May 2012 04:16 PM
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Cybernetic     
In other news, there are countries where people give a crap about field hockey.

04 May 2012 04:24 PM
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mikaloyd    [TotalFark]  
She told all the others she was a lesbian to fit in. This came as an enormous shock.

04 May 2012 04:35 PM
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uber humper     
Doctor_TeethMD: uber humper: Maybe this could be an "Argentine women I would like try to get pregnant" thread.

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 440x428]

[i50.tinypic.com image 440x428]

2/10 Would Not Bang.


Doc., I need a second opinion.

04 May 2012 04:40 PM
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expobill     
puckrock2000: Argentine sports trifecta in play?

give maradonna some more time, 2 hours

04 May 2012 04:58 PM
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uber humper     
expobill: puckrock2000: Argentine sports trifecta in play?

give maradonna some more time, 2 hours


I don't Argentina cried for him.

04 May 2012 05:03 PM
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Dantos     
macadamnut: There were rumours he was into field hockey players. There were ... it was like so hush hush. They were so... quiet about it. And then the next thing you know ...


I'm amazed.

04 May 2012 05:13 PM
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patcarew     
GOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!

04 May 2012 05:40 PM
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Chunks McGunks     
macadamnut: There were rumours he was into field hockey players. There were ... it was like so hush hush. They were so... quiet about it. And then the next thing you know ...

Pixies!

05 May 2012 01:25 AM
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teto85    [TotalFark]  
Loomy: Dinobot: I gotta agree with the teammates... she couldn't wait 3 months!?

Especially the goaltender/keeper/guardian. It almost feels worse because she planned it (i.e. stopped using contraception/abstinence/whatever in order to conceive a child), so it wasn't like 'Omg, I'm pregnant. I don't want to miss the Olympics, but I also don't want to have an abortion. What do I do?'

She signed on as an integral part of a 3-time medal-winning team, and just left them high and dry. Better hope that the back-up is world-class, too...

/Would Hope Solo have done this...?


Yes. Once in the last 5 minutes and once again for the loss in OT

05 May 2012 01:58 AM
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