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   If you live in AR, CO, FL, KY, LA, MO, NV, OH, TN or WV, it will suck to be you this fall. Prepare to be ground zero in the upcoming Citizens United-fueled presidential ad onslaught

04 May 2012 02:41 PM   |   1667 clicks   |   Some Guy
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Serious Black     
Man, I am so glad I got rid of cable a few years ago and live in a state that's guaranteed to go GOP.

/maybe not so glad about that last part

04 May 2012 10:23 AM
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BunkoSquad    [TotalFark]  
AS?

04 May 2012 10:25 AM
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Marcus Aurelius    [TotalFark]  
BunkoSquad: AS?

That's not one of the 57?

04 May 2012 10:45 AM
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NowhereMon     
BunkoSquad: AS?

AK

04 May 2012 10:45 AM
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Speaker2Animals    [TotalFark]  
The TV ads I can live with, because much of what I watch is DVR'd. It's the f*cking robocalls that annoy me.

04 May 2012 11:02 AM
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MaudlinMutantMollusk    [TotalFark]  
It's good to not live in a swing state

04 May 2012 11:10 AM
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ricewater_stool    [TotalFark]  
We already get the TV ads several times every night here in MI. They are targeting the hell out of the Wheel of Fortune demographic.

04 May 2012 11:41 AM
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kid_icarus    [TotalFark]  
Can't believe TN is weak GOP.

/although I imagine if an earthquake swallowed Memphis and Nashville, we'd instantly go the darkest shade of red imaginable

04 May 2012 11:52 AM
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MrBallou    [TotalFark]  
I hereby vow I will not watch one minute of campaign ads this years. Show goes off the second any come on.

Of course, I only turn on the TV to watch "Sons of Guns" and the survival shows, and I go to the fridge for beer reloads during the commercials, anyway.

04 May 2012 11:57 AM
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FloydA    [TotalFark]  
BunkoSquad: AS?

Smells like AS.

04 May 2012 11:58 AM
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kmmontandon    [TotalFark]  
That's a pretty solid list of states that it seems to suck to live in to begin with.

04 May 2012 12:57 PM
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dogdaze    [TotalFark]  
i219.photobucket.com

04 May 2012 01:20 PM
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BillCo     
Speaker2Animals: The TV ads I can live with, because much of what I watch is DVR'd. It's the f*cking robocalls that annoy me.

Came here to say this. I don't even know why I have a land line anymore. The only calls I ever get are during election season. My friends know enough to call my cell.

04 May 2012 01:42 PM
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Jackson Herring    [TotalFark]  
BunkoSquad: AS?

Alassa

04 May 2012 01:46 PM
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abb3w    [TotalFark]  
kid_icarus: Can't believe TN is weak GOP.

Seems more incredible that the home of Liberty University and Regent University is classed "Weak Dem".

/FL, OH, and NC seem likely to bear the brunt
//I still think the Obama campaign should try and pry loose TX

04 May 2012 01:49 PM
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Bathia_Mapes    [TotalFark]  
Would the submitter be so kind as to post which state they meant by "AS" so the headline can be fixed. I'm assuming you mean "Alaska" (AK), but I'd like confirmation.

04 May 2012 01:58 PM
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unlikely    [TotalFark]  
Bathia_Mapes: Would the submitter be so kind as to post which state they meant by "AS" so the headline can be fixed. I'm assuming you mean "Alaska" (AK), but I'd like confirmation.

Going by the map, Alaska isn't even CLOSE to a swing. They probably meant Arizona.

04 May 2012 02:04 PM
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GAT_00     
There is no way I'm going to see a state TV ad this year.

04 May 2012 02:12 PM
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NowhereMon     
Subby here, it was supposed to be AR- Arkansas. Yes I am an idiot.

04 May 2012 02:13 PM
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Bathia_Mapes    [TotalFark]  
NowhereMon: Subby here, it was supposed to be AR- Arkansas. Yes I am an idiot.

It's okay. No harm, no foul. Fixed.

04 May 2012 02:20 PM
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SilentStrider    [TotalFark]  
I'd bet PA will get hit hard too.

04 May 2012 02:29 PM
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Needlessly Complicated     
Step 1: Get rid of cable
Step 2: Get Netflix and/or Amazon Prime

No commercials for you!

04 May 2012 02:44 PM
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netweavr     
Bathia_Mapes: NowhereMon: Subby here, it was supposed to be AR- Arkansas. Yes I am an idiot.

It's okay. No harm, no foul. Fixed.


Screw that, he's owes everyone a beer. That's what Drew made me do the 800+ times I screwed up a headline.

04 May 2012 02:45 PM
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M-G     
MO went for McCain in '08, so I can't see it being in play this year. However, we are going to be flooded with ads against McCaskill.

04 May 2012 02:45 PM
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themadtupper    [TotalFark]  
MaudlinMutantMollusk: It's good to not live in a swing state

Most of those aren't swing states. If the best the SuperPACs can do for the presidential race is shore up support for the GOP in Arkansas, Kentucky, Louisiana, Tennessee, and West Virginia then that's, well...remarkable.

04 May 2012 02:46 PM
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ArkPanda     
You should have posted the second list--there are several Clinton states that will never go for Obama. The fixed list is:
Colorado (9)
Florida (29)
Missouri (10)
Nevada (6)
N. Carolina (15)
Ohio (18)
Virginia (13)

That's good for me, since no one will bother campaigning in my state. On the other hand, I'm still in Arkansas.

04 May 2012 02:46 PM
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qorkfiend     
Needlessly Complicated: Step 1: Get rid of cable
Step 2: Get Netflix and/or Amazon Prime

No commercials for you!


Step 3: Find friend who has HBO

When was Tennessee put in play?

04 May 2012 02:46 PM
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bdub77    [TotalFark]  
How is NC not in this?

Seriously though CU is not the worst decision the Supreme Court made in the history of this country.

The third. The other two would be Dred Scott and Bush v Gore.

04 May 2012 02:47 PM
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EyeballKid     
Whatever. It's not like election campaigns don't already suck for the rare Kentuckians who walk upright and have opposable thumbs.

04 May 2012 02:47 PM
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GAT_00     
Montana is arguably more in play than TN is. Rasmussen released a poll earlier this week that had Romney only up by 7.

04 May 2012 02:49 PM
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Marcus Aurelius    [TotalFark]  
SilentStrider: I'd bet PA will get hit hard too.

I was thinking the same thing. Ugh.

04 May 2012 02:49 PM
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Alphax     
In Missouri here. I got send a bumper sticker for Gov. Jay Nixon. I don't hear much about what he does, but I'm sure if we had a Republican governor, we'd be in a bad a state as Wisconsin, Ohio, and Florida, with unchecked Derp.

04 May 2012 02:51 PM
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Ned Stark     
Louisiana wat.

Since when are we up for grabs? Fffffffff

04 May 2012 02:52 PM
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keylock71    [TotalFark]  
That's another great thing about living in Massachusetts... The GOP knows they don't even have a chance, so they don't waste their time placing ads here. Though, I'm sure the Senatorial and 9th district races are going to result in plenty of bullshiat on the TV.

04 May 2012 02:52 PM
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skullkrusher    [TotalFark]  
If you live in AR, CO, FL, KY, LA, MO, NV, OH, TN or WV, it will suck to be you this fall (and summer, and spring and winter). No need to explain further, subby

/regionalist

04 May 2012 02:53 PM
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skullkrusher    [TotalFark]  
keylock71: That's another great thing about living in Massachusetts... The GOP knows they don't even have a chance, so they don't waste their time placing ads here. Though, I'm sure the Senatorial and 9th district races are going to result in plenty of bullshiat on the TV.

wait... "another great thing" implies that there was something else. I call bullshiat.

/regionalist

04 May 2012 02:53 PM
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quatchi     
It will be interesting to see how the GOP Supa PAC money shakes out in the end. How much will go to hold red states versus how much spent to make swing states more competitive,

"Will they attack more than they'll defend?" is my question.

Pretty sure already the amount of money spent in total will be a nauseatingly large number.

04 May 2012 02:54 PM
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mtx1234     
How the heck is TX considered "weak GOP" ?

04 May 2012 02:54 PM
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EyeballKid     
I CAN HAZ COLBERT PAC ADS PLEEZ?

04 May 2012 02:54 PM
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WallyFenderson     
ricewater_stool: We already get the TV ads several times every night here in MI. They are targeting the hell out of the Wheel of Fortune demographic.

What about the coveted Jeopardy! demo?

04 May 2012 02:56 PM
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farkityfarker     
I'm utterly amazed that AZ is not solidly GOP.

04 May 2012 02:56 PM
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keylock71    [TotalFark]  
skullkrusher: keylock71: That's another great thing about living in Massachusetts... The GOP knows they don't even have a chance, so they don't waste their time placing ads here. Though, I'm sure the Senatorial and 9th district races are going to result in plenty of bullshiat on the TV.

wait... "another great thing" implies that there was something else. I call bullshiat.

/regionalist


Settle down, ee cummings.

04 May 2012 02:57 PM
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Fish in a Barrel     
What scares me is that the Hulu "Ad Tailor" has been asking me questions about the election lately. I try to choose the answer that makes me seem as apolitical as possible. I'm hoping that makes me less desirable to political advertisers.

04 May 2012 02:57 PM
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King Something     
M-G: MO went for McCain in '08, so I can't see it being in play this year. However, we are going to be flooded with ads against McCaskill.

It took a couple of weeks of recounting for McCain to win Missouri, so I CAN see it being in play to a limited extent this year.

/although it wound up being a non-issue anyway, since Obama would have gotten more than twice as many electoral votes as McCain with or without that state
//they were done with the recount before Thanksgiving

04 May 2012 02:58 PM
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Great_Milenko     
They're wasting their money in West Virginia. All they need to do is send out a flyer with a cartoon Obama taking a gun from a white man.

Actually, they probably don't even need to do that.

04 May 2012 03:00 PM
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ghare     
I live in Florida, but I don't watch tv or listen to the radio, so no problem for me.

04 May 2012 03:00 PM
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farkityfarker     
Such are the charms of our antiquated electoral college.

04 May 2012 03:02 PM
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ghare     
mtx1234: How the heck is TX considered "weak GOP" ?

Brown people, young people and women live there as well as white, scared, stupid racist old men.

04 May 2012 03:02 PM
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pacified     
So new poll out has Obama up 7 pts in VA.

If Obama holds VA, Rmoney has to sweep PA, OH, and FL to win.

04 May 2012 03:03 PM
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Pants full of macaroni!!     
Trying to predict what the GOP ads will be like this year. Just.... imagine......

img.photobucket.com

/You don't want everything to explode, do you? Vote GOP.

04 May 2012 03:03 PM
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