Okay, that's pretty cool.

I'm not into NASCAR at all, but that's pretty funny.

He's actually going to drive with that? Awesome!

That's all sorts of awesome.

I'm as hard as a diamond in an ice storm.

His brother drove this car a few years back.



...and the firesuit that went along with it:

No Fig Newtons sticker on the window?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bvi9zp Hlrvg

well, if there had to be a self absorved egotistical asshat driving a car like that, we all know it was bound to be kurt or kyle...

/subby better get ready for some last name trolling

Zotfripper: I'm not into NASCAR at all, but that's pretty funny.

Same here.

It remains to be seen whether or not he pisses excellence.

that is so win

now who will drive the wonderbread car?

That. Is. Awesome.

He's either gonna finish first, or last.

Agreed. That's awesome. Wrestle that line like a demon cobra.

All we need is Montoya driving the Perrier car.

/yeah, it's awesome

Jacques Villeneuve driving the Perrier car please!

That is cool - I may actually tune into the race to see that.

NASCAR isn't my favorite thing ever, but sweet baby Jesus, I love that movie. Therefore, this is awesome.

Di Atribe: NASCAR isn't my favorite thing ever, but sweet baby Jesus, I love that movie. Therefore, this is awesome.

agreed. though if i'm surfing, i'll tune into the last 20 laps or so...that green/white/checker thing has made the endings pretty dang exciting.

SHAKE AND BAKE!

chortle

I can't decide if I want him to win or to flip 11 times down the backstretch.

Either would be pretty farkin' cool.

That ... just... happened!

Incredibly cool!

SPACE LORD MOTHER MOTHER

If he hits the pacefog he dies.

King Something: He's either gonna finish first, or last.

That doesn't make any sense at all, you can be second, third, fourth... hell you can even be fifth.

BIG wreck on lap 12 of the ARCA race right now... Red flag out now.

Yes, Milka Duno was collected. Race is official.

Hilarity_N_Sues: Jacques Villeneuve driving the Perrier car please!

He's not allowed at restrictor plate tracks anymore. Hell, they barely tolerate his idiocy at daddy's track. Maybe they could convince Sebastian Bourdais to come over to NASCAR and drive it instead?

Passive Aggressive Larry: That doesn't make any sense at all, you can be second, third, fourth... hell you can even be fifth.

If you ain't first, you're last


stir22: agreed. though if i'm surfing, i'll tune into the last 20 laps or so...that green/white/checker thing has made the endings pretty dang exciting.

EXACTLY! Or if I'm at the bar and I'm drunk and there are NASCAR fans I can yell at. Good rowdy fun.

Impending ARCA green flag pit stops. This should be a fun little shiat show.

Jensaarai: Impending ARCA green flag pit stops. This should be a fun little shiat show.

Yellow. Dammit.

Jensaarai: Hilarity_N_Sues: Jacques Villeneuve driving the Perrier car please!

He's not allowed at restrictor plate tracks anymore. Hell, they barely tolerate his idiocy at daddy's track. Maybe they could convince Sebastian Bourdais to come over to NASCAR and drive it instead?

No no no. Indycar is great this year. NASCAR can not have him.

Jensaarai: Hilarity_N_Sues: Jacques Villeneuve driving the Perrier car please!

He's not allowed at restrictor plate tracks anymore. Hell, they barely tolerate his idiocy at daddy's track. Maybe they could convince Sebastian Bourdais to come over to NASCAR and drive it instead?

Isn't he driving one of the hamster-powered cars?

desertgeek: Jensaarai: Hilarity_N_Sues: Jacques Villeneuve driving the Perrier car please!

He's not allowed at restrictor plate tracks anymore. Hell, they barely tolerate his idiocy at daddy's track. Maybe they could convince Sebastian Bourdais to come over to NASCAR and drive it instead?

Isn't he driving one of the hamster-powered cars?

Yup. So he's already used to driving an under powered car.

crotchgrabber: No no no. Indycar is great this year. NASCAR can not have him.

Heh, I doubt he's going to want to leave Indycar any time soon. It's got to kill him knowing he's a 4x champ and he isn't up there in the championship fight after 4 road races. He's done the best with the hamsters out of anyone, but I bet he's already looking forward to next year.

Meanwhile, ARCA continues to be ARCA, going back under yellow not only for a spin out of turn 2, but a later spin on the back stretch from cars *ahead* of the incident.

Jensaarai: Meanwhile, ARCA continues to be ARCA, going back under yellow not only for a spin out of turn 2, but a later spin on the back stretch from cars *ahead* of the incident.

Yeah, anybody who complains about the lack of wrecks in NASCAR these days need only tune into ARCA.

good_2_go: Yeah, anybody who complains about the lack of wrecks in NASCAR these days need only tune into ARCA.

Holy fark!

This one was ridiculous. Barrel rolling in an old style car and landing on the roof? I really hope old man Hylton didn't cause this one. It showed him sliding through the grass separately.

You know its a bad wreck when the TV analysts can't find the engine or transmission.

Jensaarai: desertgeek: Jensaarai: Hilarity_N_Sues: Jacques Villeneuve driving the Perrier car please!

He's not allowed at restrictor plate tracks anymore. Hell, they barely tolerate his idiocy at daddy's track. Maybe they could convince Sebastian Bourdais to come over to NASCAR and drive it instead?

Isn't he driving one of the hamster-powered cars?

Yup. So he's already used to driving an under powered car.

crotchgrabber: No no no. Indycar is great this year. NASCAR can not have him.

Heh, I doubt he's going to want to leave Indycar any time soon. It's got to kill him knowing he's a 4x champ and he isn't up there in the championship fight after 4 road races. He's done the best with the hamsters out of anyone, but I bet he's already looking forward to next year.

Bourdais is back in Indy now? Not a great look for their biggest names to leave for greener pastures only to flame out spectacularly and return with their tails tucked. Can they take Danica back already?

Engine fell out?

Still more powerful than a Lotus.

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Looks like the kid panicked and unstrapped, then realized he couldn't or shouldn't climb out of the car that way.

the biggest redneck here: Bourdais is back in Indy now? Not a great look for their biggest names to leave for greener pastures only to flame out spectacularly and return with their tails tucked. Can they take Danica back already?

Naw, they're pawning chicks off left and right. We've got Milka Duno continuing her shiat show in ARCA, and Danica breaking the record for the most camera time for a car in 26th spot for at least 3-4 years, I bet. Hopefully Joonyerr or someone will push her to a restrictor plate race so people can start ignoring her once she has her 1 win.

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The Bourdais situation is a mess. He bailed, was mediocre in F1, and came back to find the road-course-only Champ car series absorbed by Indycar. Because he was gone during that critical time, he's pretty much farked. Drives the hell out of an underpowered car in the heaviest road course season of a mixed Indycar series possible.

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good_2_go: You know its a bad wreck when the TV analysts can't find the engine or transmission.

Seriously.

ARCA: Where single file drafting is still dangerous!

Jensaarai: ...Danica breaking the record for the most camera time for a car in 26th spot...

Johanna Long finished ahead of Danica and Pastrana at Richmond. Zero TV time.

Looks like that hood tore clean off that 11 car. I don't even see a reason for them to pit.

Jensaarai: ARCA: Where single file drafting is still dangerous!

Where bubbble gum and zip ties can be used to secure parts and pieces.

Congrats, Lil' Mac.

Jensaarai: The Bourdais situation is a mess. He bailed, was mediocre in F1, and came back to find the road-course-only Champ car series absorbed by Indycar. Because he was gone during that critical time, he's pretty much farked. Drives the hell out of an underpowered car in the heaviest road course season of a mixed Indycar series possible.

Even if he was in quality stuff, I don't think he'd have anything for Will Power this season. He's going to win the title by races this year, I feel.

Di Atribe: NASCAR isn't my favorite thing ever, but sweet baby Jesus, I love that movie. Therefore, this is awesome.

Easy

tin_man: Di Atribe: NASCAR isn't my favorite thing ever, but sweet baby Jesus, I love that movie. Therefore, this is awesome.

Easy

You gonna show me how NASCAR works, baby? You gonna explain all those vroom vrooms? I bet you can turn right, can't you?