...I hate that filter now that I know what it actually is. Quite frankly, it causes more damage then it seeks to prevent.

I used to get warts around my toes. It sucked. I had to freeze them off and it hurt. Also this has nothing to do with politics in the same way my story has nothing to do with this thread.

Feathers and semen....

I don't know, I'm not sure he's really 35 years old or older.

/HeadlessChickenBirthdater

I like Mike!

I never got the concept of trying to decapitate a chicken but doing everything possible to keep it alive if it survives the initial decapitation attempt.

I know who would make a great vice president for the headless chicken.

Can these poor teeth take such kicking?

Most recently, the city of Fruita's city council rejected an ad campaign which used the acronym, WTF for "Welcome To Fruita" despite its popularity with local residents.

Boo!

S'rsly. When your holding a festival in order to honor a legendary chicken who lived for 18 months after his head was chopped off who is now running for POTUS you pretty much may as well jump in with both feet.