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   Octomom said to be a "natural" on her first day of shooting a porn video. Pictures probably SFW, but definitely not Safe for Lunch

05 May 2012 01:18 PM   |   18064 clicks   |   TMZ
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meehaw    [TotalFark]  
Oh Jesus. This is too early in the morning for this.

*burp* Ugh. Gross.

05 May 2012 08:39 AM
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PainInTheASP    [TotalFark]  
Shey might have been a natural, but But I know for a fact that the tree stump she used as a dildo will need to be retired.

05 May 2012 10:46 AM
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Bunnyhat     
The sad thing is?


I'll watch it and so will you.

05 May 2012 12:01 PM
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gopher321    [TotalFark]  
Bunnyhat: The sad thing is?


I'll watch it and so will you.


Yeah, I'll watch it, just for the freak factor - first time I've heard of this...is she just stripping, playing "solo", or getting down and dirty with other actors?

05 May 2012 12:20 PM
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jake_lex    [TotalFark]  
gopher321: Bunnyhat: The sad thing is?


I'll watch it and so will you.

Yeah, I'll watch it, just for the freak factor - first time I've heard of this...is she just stripping, playing "solo", or getting down and dirty with other actors?


The first scene she did was apparently solo. I don't know what later scenes will be.

05 May 2012 12:25 PM
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FirstNationalBastard    [TotalFark]  
...when will the Chyna and Octomom porn be filmed?

I have confidence the clenis could fill the cavern.

05 May 2012 12:27 PM
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calbert     
farm9.staticflickr.com

05 May 2012 12:47 PM
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Alphax     
calbert: [farm9.staticflickr.com image 183x122]

You magnificent bastard. I laughed myself silly.

05 May 2012 01:22 PM
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CitizenTed     
i628.photobucket.com

05 May 2012 01:26 PM
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Roll my Own     
Done in 7.

/magnificent bastard and all that

05 May 2012 01:29 PM
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RoyHobbs22     
but could she be "the best that ever was"?

05 May 2012 01:33 PM
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LeroyBourne     
One in the mouth, one in the vag, one in the pooper, one in each hand and each foot stroking one only adds up to 7. I'm curious where the eighth is going down.

05 May 2012 01:36 PM
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Apos    [TotalFark]  
calbert: [farm9.staticflickr.com image 183x122]


And we're done here....here....here....here.... .

05 May 2012 01:38 PM
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Skyfrog     
Why are we still talking about this person?

05 May 2012 01:39 PM
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Dr. Speed     
Yes, she's a natural. According to her mom, she's been trying to have babies since she was 13. Do the math.

05 May 2012 01:42 PM
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ltdanman44     
Bunnyhat: The sad thing is?


I'll watch it and so will you.


hell freakin ya i want to see it. nothing like a good freak show after a couple of pops on a saturday night

05 May 2012 01:46 PM
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Rising From Ashes     
You guys realize those babies didn't come out of her vagina, right?

05 May 2012 01:51 PM
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HarlequinGuy     
Rising From Ashes: You guys realize those babies didn't come out of her vagina, right?

I'm guessing she didn't follow protocol either; After all the face-lifts and so on, exploding out through the chest would be a more likely reason for how she looks today.

05 May 2012 01:55 PM
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coco ebert    [TotalFark]  
Lol gif.

05 May 2012 02:03 PM
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TravisBickle62     
It's "porn" but it's not "porn" porn.

05 May 2012 02:05 PM
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One Bad Apple    [TotalFark]  
LeroyBourne: One in the mouth, one in the vag, one in the pooper, one in each hand and each foot stroking one only adds up to 7. I'm curious where the eighth is going down.


Rising From Ashes: You guys realize those babies didn't come out of her vagina, right?

That answers the question right there

05 May 2012 02:06 PM
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Rising From Ashes     
TravisBickle62: It's "porn" but it's not "porn" porn.

I'm assuming it will be like "Skinimax" porn where you can see her boobies and she appears to be touching herself (though you can't actually see anything) and she's moaning (no talking) and swanky music and camera angles go on in the background.

05 May 2012 02:09 PM
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PizzaJedi81     
So...if God kills a kitten every time I fap, does He resurrect one every time I'm put off porn for a while?

05 May 2012 02:11 PM
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ZeroCorpse    [TotalFark]  
gopher321: Bunnyhat: The sad thing is?


I'll watch it and so will you.

Yeah, I'll watch it, just for the freak factor - first time I've heard of this...is she just stripping, playing "solo", or getting down and dirty with other actors?


I hate that I know this:

She has agreed to do the video, but on the condition that no other human touches her on camera.

And no, I don't think this means she's doing a donkey or anything like that.

From all accounts, the woman is asexual. She doesn't like sex with other people.

05 May 2012 02:13 PM
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ZeroCorpse    [TotalFark]  
PizzaJedi81: So...if God kills a kitten every time I fap, does He resurrect one every time I'm put off porn for a while?

No. He just greenlights another Michael Bay film.

05 May 2012 02:13 PM
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PizzaJedi81     
ZeroCorpse: PizzaJedi81: So...if God kills a kitten every time I fap, does He resurrect one every time I'm put off porn for a while?

No. He just greenlights another Michael Bay film.


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

05 May 2012 02:14 PM
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Optimal_Illusion     
calbert: [farm9.staticflickr.com image 183x122]

I salute you sir! If there is any way to improve on what you've brought, it would be to somehow add this to your contribution as it runs.

05 May 2012 02:20 PM
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Todashy    [TotalFark]  
calbert:

Oh, Jesus! I can't stop laughing at that.

05 May 2012 02:24 PM
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Dr. Speed     
ZeroCorpse: gopher321: Bunnyhat: The sad thing is?


I'll watch it and so will you.

Yeah, I'll watch it, just for the freak factor - first time I've heard of this...is she just stripping, playing "solo", or getting down and dirty with other actors?

I hate that I know this:

She has agreed to do the video, but on the condition that no other human touches her on camera.

And no, I don't think this means she's doing a donkey or anything like that.

From all accounts, the woman is asexual. She doesn't like sex with other people.


Um, you mean by HER accounts, she is asexual right? You also mean that she doesn't like sex with other people ANY MORE, right?
Because I was a victim of the early news coverage of this freak, and she was/is a hose monster based on her mom and some dude that said he hit it giving interviews to the local news.
And she was the top story every night.

05 May 2012 02:45 PM
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ZeroCorpse    [TotalFark]  
Dr. Speed: ZeroCorpse: gopher321: Bunnyhat: The sad thing is?


I'll watch it and so will you.

Yeah, I'll watch it, just for the freak factor - first time I've heard of this...is she just stripping, playing "solo", or getting down and dirty with other actors?

I hate that I know this:

She has agreed to do the video, but on the condition that no other human touches her on camera.

And no, I don't think this means she's doing a donkey or anything like that.

From all accounts, the woman is asexual. She doesn't like sex with other people.

Um, you mean by HER accounts, she is asexual right? You also mean that she doesn't like sex with other people ANY MORE, right?
Because I was a victim of the early news coverage of this freak, and she was/is a hose monster based on her mom and some dude that said he hit it giving interviews to the local news.
And she was the top story every night.


I'm just going by what she has said in more recent interviews.

05 May 2012 02:55 PM
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skinink     
I'm not into clown car porn.

05 May 2012 03:02 PM
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DeltaPunch     
calbert: [farm9.staticflickr.com image 183x122]

Hey! How how about a NSFW?!?!

*looks more closely*

Oh wait, that's appears to a cave of some sort.... my bad!

05 May 2012 03:12 PM
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One Bad Apple    [TotalFark]  
www.celebitchy.com

05 May 2012 03:19 PM
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Nogale    [TotalFark]  
ZeroCorpse: gopher321: Bunnyhat: The sad thing is?


I'll watch it and so will you.

Yeah, I'll watch it, just for the freak factor - first time I've heard of this...is she just stripping, playing "solo", or getting down and dirty with other actors?

I hate that I know this:

She has agreed to do the video, but on the condition that no other human touches her on camera.

And no, I don't think this means she's doing a donkey or anything like that.

From all accounts, the woman is asexual. She doesn't like sex with other people.


I thought asexuality meant that a person has no sex drive at all - even a need to self-pleasure.

05 May 2012 03:20 PM
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Apos    [TotalFark]  
One Bad Apple: [www.celebiatchy.com image 640x593]


Gaaaah! It's like the duck lipped version of the Aliens Queen!

05 May 2012 03:21 PM
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wild9     
calbert: [farm9.staticflickr.com image 183x122]

Okay, that had me cracking up

05 May 2012 03:22 PM
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B.L.Z. Bub     
Dr. Speed: You also mean that she doesn't like sex with other people ANY MORE, right?

She had her babies through in vitro. For all we know she could be a virgin.

05 May 2012 03:23 PM
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Bermuda59     
Must be hell on the audio guy having to deal with that constant echo

05 May 2012 03:23 PM
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One Bad Apple    [TotalFark]  
Apos:

Gaaaah! It's like the duck lipped version of the Aliens Queen!


29.media.tumblr.com

05 May 2012 03:24 PM
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freetomato    [TotalFark]  
Her mouth looks like a baboon's ass.

05 May 2012 03:27 PM
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DeltaPunch     
Hasn't she claimd to be celibate for the last 7 years because she doesn't like sex or something? Yeah, I'm sure she'd be a *real* natural in a porn shoot...

05 May 2012 03:32 PM
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BigJake     
LeroyBourne: One in the mouth, one in the vag, one in the pooper, one in each hand and each foot stroking one only adds up to 7. I'm curious where the eighth is going down.

between the boobs, duh

05 May 2012 03:37 PM
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twiztedjustin     
I don't care if she is crazy or looked nasty when she was swoll up pregnant.
I'm excited to see this!


The thing that I wonder about though, is she making the male actors deposit their load inside her? I mean, can't be wastin' no semen dontcha know?

05 May 2012 03:39 PM
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Bathia_Mapes    [TotalFark]  
gopher321: Bunnyhat: The sad thing is?


I'll watch it and so will you.

Yeah, I'll watch it, just for the freak factor - first time I've heard of this...is she just stripping, playing "solo", or getting down and dirty with other actors?


She stated that she would do a porn as long as it didn't involve touching anyone else, so I'm guessing it's going to be solo acts all the way.

05 May 2012 04:02 PM
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MAYORBOB     
Bunnyhat: The sad thing is?


I'll watch it and so will you.


Good luck finding the right seeing eye dog.

05 May 2012 04:04 PM
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steviesgirl777     
ok....so shes a natural at being a whore, WHAT A SHOCK!

05 May 2012 04:06 PM
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Pumpernickel bread     
ZeroCorpse: gopher321: Bunnyhat: The sad thing is?


I'll watch it and so will you.

Yeah, I'll watch it, just for the freak factor - first time I've heard of this...is she just stripping, playing "solo", or getting down and dirty with other actors?

I hate that I know this:

She has agreed to do the video, but on the condition that no other human touches her on camera.

And no, I don't think this means she's doing a donkey or anything like that.

From all accounts, the woman is asexual. She doesn't like sex with other people.


Not worth watching if some guy isn't going to take her to pound town.

05 May 2012 04:13 PM
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Dr. Speed     
B.L.Z. Bub: Dr. Speed: You also mean that she doesn't like sex with other people ANY MORE, right?

She had her babies through in vitro. For all we know she could be a virgin.


Yes, she had her spawn in vitro, because the Invisible Sky Wizard told her repeatedly that she was barren. Month after month, from the age of puberty on, she failed to conceive, no matter how many trains were run on her.
So she flipped off the ISW, and ran right into Darwin's arms.
Why would anyone believe anything this clown car says?
Her mom was on KTLA 5 saying that Octo-labia refused to stop screwing as a child. Her own father despised her and her lies so much, he flew around the world to get away from her.
After Octo-labia threw her mom under the bus for the thousandth time, the mom left her alone too.

Why do I care? The White Knights kill me. Slowly.

05 May 2012 04:15 PM
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GBmanNC     
Nogale: ZeroCorpse: gopher321: Bunnyhat: The sad thing is?


I'll watch it and so will you.

Yeah, I'll watch it, just for the freak factor - first time I've heard of this...is she just stripping, playing "solo", or getting down and dirty with other actors?

I hate that I know this:

She has agreed to do the video, but on the condition that no other human touches her on camera.

And no, I don't think this means she's doing a donkey or anything like that.

From all accounts, the woman is asexual. She doesn't like sex with other people.

I thought asexuality meant that a person has no sex drive at all - even a need to self-pleasure.


No, asexual people can certainly have a sex drive. I don't completely understand asexuality, but it doesn't have anything to do with sex drive.

05 May 2012 04:37 PM
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quickdraw    [TotalFark]  
Look she's got a job! What more do you people want?

05 May 2012 04:51 PM
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