I guess I'll have to come back later for the pics.

Jessica Alba admits she sometimes like to have sex swinging from the ceiling

Who doesn't?

And the movie she's promoting is....?

/Her image alone fills me with the urge to ejaculate!

I bet she kearned the joys of this from James Cameron.

learned

I have no idea who this person is, but anyone who would say this to an entertainment reporter is pretty much an attention whore.

Damn it, and I keep TELLING her not to talk about our sex life.

I'm a little skeptical of her claim. I would need video evidence to be convinced.

bronyaur1: I have no idea who this person is, but anyone who would say this to an entertainment reporter is pretty much an attention whore.

OR promoting a vanity project-which is probably Machete Kills! in this instance.

LemonYellowSun: I'm a little skeptical of her claim. I would need video evidence to be convinced.

Look, she already let the cat out of the bag about what we do, I'm NOT letting her release the film.

Here's a better idea, Jess: don't farking have kids. It torched your career and your husband is ugly and boring besides.

bronyaur1: I have no idea who this person is, but anyone who would say this to an entertainment reporter is pretty much an attention whore.

I have no idea who you are, but anyone who has been on Fark since 2007 and claims that he doesn't know Jessica Alba is pretty much an attention whore.

halfof33: bronyaur1: I have no idea who this person is, but anyone who would say this to an entertainment reporter is pretty much an attention whore.

I have no idea who you are, but anyone who has been on Fark since 2007 and claims that he doesn't know Jessica Alba is pretty much an attention whore.

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well played

halfof33: bronyaur1: I have no idea who this person is, but anyone who would say this to an entertainment reporter is pretty much an attention whore.

I have no idea who you are, but anyone who has been everybody who posts a thing with the intention of having your words read by even a single person not yourownself on Fark since 2007 and claims that he doesn't know Jessica Alba is pretty much an attention whore.

Pandora's Litterbox: halfof33: bronyaur1: I have no idea who this person is, but anyone who would say this to an entertainment reporter is pretty much an attention whore.

I have no idea who you are, but anyone who has been everybody who posts a thing with the intention of having your words read by even a single person not yourownself on Fark since 2007 and claims that he doesn't know Jessica Alba is pretty much an attention whore.

A whore does tricks. I don't see any farking tricks.

/titsor

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Poor girl, she looks cold. Don't worry, I'll warm her up, if ya knwo what I mean, and I think you do.

hasty ambush: [www.cryosites.com image 345x658]

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Ding! Turkey's done.

Pandora's Litterbox: [www.gagreport.com image 498x1057]

God damn, but her Nancy pissed me off. She's a stripper, for Bob's sake, show us the goodies!

Meh. Yeah she's hot and all, but I'm tired of the teasing. Let me know when she gets naked. And I don't mean naked and coyly covering the important parts, or body double in a movie naked. I mean full frontal running ice cubes over her nips and sporting a well trimmed bush naked.

rickycal78: Meh. Yeah she's hot and all, but I'm tired of the teasing. Let me know when she gets naked. And I don't mean naked and coyly covering the important parts, or body double in a movie naked. I mean full frontal running ice cubes over her nips and sporting a well trimmed bush naked.

I'm holding out for a full-on cervical exam, including pap smear. OB/GYN or GTFO

PizzaJedi81: Pandora's Litterbox: [www.gagreport.com image 498x1057]

God damn, but her Nancy pissed me off. She's a stripper, for Bob's sake, show us the goodies!

Seconded.

I'm not even all that much of a patron at strip bars (think I've been to 2 in my longish life), but even *I* know that the sh*t she tried to pull off as "stripping" doesn't cut the muster. It's unintentionally hysterically hilarious. But, in that still, she does make my pulse quicken.

And what's worse is she's currently negotiating to reprise the role in the just-announced sequel..

If you're not going to "commit" don't take the role, dammit!

Pandora's Litterbox: And what's worse is she's currently negotiating to reprise the role in the just-announced sequel..

If you're not going to "commit" don't take the role, dammit!

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I'd give her something to commit to, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.

Um, did anyone read the article?

Wait until her kid is old enough to google her

I like her stance on the catholic church

as quoted from wikipedia

YOU GO GIRL! You don't need to be religious to believe in a God

Alba was raised as a Catholic[68] throughout her teenage years,[69] but left the church after four years because she felt she was being judged for her appearance, explaining: "Older men would hit on me, and my youth pastor said it was because I was wearing provocative clothing, when I wasn't. It just made me feel like if I was in any way desirable to the opposite sex that it was my fault, and it made me ashamed of my body and being a woman".[70]

Alba also had objections to the church's condemnations of premarital sex and homosexuality, and what she saw as a lack of strong female role models in the Bible, explaining "I thought it was a nice guide, but it certainly wasn't how I was going to live my life."[65] Her "religious devotion [began] to wane" at the age of 15 when she guest-starred as a teenager with gonorrhea in the throat in a 1996 episode of the television series Chicago Hope. Her friends at church reacted negatively to her role, making her lose faith in the church.[3] However, she has stated that she still holds her belief in God despite leaving the church.[71]

Isabella Scorupco

Damn it! 'Twas intended for the "world's sexiest women" thread.

Pandora's Litterbox: Damn it! 'Twas intended for the "world's sexiest women" thread.

Yeah, but it works in a kind of "Jessica in 20 years" kind of way.

ontariolightning: Alba was raised as a Catholic[68] throughout her teenage years,[69] but left the church after four years because she felt she was being judged for her appearance, explaining: "Older men would hit on me, and my youth pastor said it was because I was wearing provocative clothing, when I wasn't. It just made me feel like if I was in any way desirable to the opposite sex that it was my fault, and it made me ashamed of my body and being a woman".[70]

I have a sneaking suspicion that that youth pastor was yanking at night after those conversations. YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD JESSICA ALBA FOR GIVING THAT MAN A BONER!

Bookmark? Sure.

/Jessica Alba has DAT ASS.

Lipspinach: I bet she learned the joys of this from James Cameron.

'twas Tony DiNozzo who showed her those joys.

DeaH: Um, did anyone read the article?

No.

Apos: And the movie she's promoting is....?

This. Won't be long before her handlers need to "leak" sex tape rumors to drum up interest in whatever she's trying to plug. Which is sad, because she's such a gifted actress who really works at her craft.

Her husband looks like a younger, uglier version of John Oates.