Next time give them a shiat load of vodka. Ethanol overdose is standard treatment for antifreeze poisoning. Cheap too.

That's ruff.

I certainly don't condone anyone doing this, but why do I just have visions of 5 dogs living outside, barking incandescently, night after night, for years on end?

mr_a: I certainly don't condone anyone doing this, but why do I just have visions of 5 dogs living outside, barking incandescently, night after night, for years on end?

Look no further than the next door neighbor that's sick of listening to 5 dogs barking 24x7x365.

Look no further than one of your closest neighbors, victim dude. Find the one that looks like he finally got a full night of sleep.

Marcus Aurelius: Look no further than the next door neighbor that's sick of listening to 5 dogs barking 24x7x365.

This.

clancifer: Look no further than one of your closest neighbors, victim dude. Find the one that looks like he finally got a full night of sleep.

An inconsiderate dog owner? Unpossible!

Yeah my grandmother had a neighbour with a dog that yapped its head off, neighbour on the other side (probably him, not proven) fed the dog some ground beef with some ground up glass shards with predictable results.

Sick.

And I REALLY hope this thread isn't giving anyone ideas. I'm maybe regretting my last post.

it's not the dog's fault, poison the owner

mr_a: I certainly don't condone anyone doing this, but why do I just have visions of 5 dogs living outside, barking incandescently, night after night, for years on end?

Let glowing dogs lie.

mr_a: I certainly don't condone anyone doing this, but why do I just have visions of 5 dogs living outside, barking incandescently, night after night, for years on end?

That's a very illuminating post.

Chariset: mr_a: I certainly don't condone anyone doing this, but why do I just have visions of 5 dogs living outside, barking incandescently, night after night, for years on end?

Let glowing dogs lie.


Farking autocorrect

Let me guess: These were yappy dogs whose owner would not control their incessant yapping?

I feel sorry for the dogs.

Marcus Aurelius: Look no further than the next door neighbor that's sick of listening to 5 dogs barking 24x7x365.

Where in the article, or any research you've done, says the dogs were loud and obnoxious? Nice try, Mr. making an ass out of you and me.

My neighbor played techno music all hours of the night. I assume, rather than confronting him politely or calling the police if that didn't work... I should have just gone over there and shot him in the head?

Also... if you can't sleep merely because dogs are barking (I happen to have a particularly obnoxious one next door also)... maybe you need to live in the country?

Grab a 5th of vodka, some mixers... it'll put you right to sleep no matter what sounds are annoying you.

Speaking of dogs, I think my neighbor's dogs are racist.

Every time I walk by, they go BONKERS, barking (from inside the house). Sometimes I've even across the street and they STILL go crazy.

Yet, when other people of a lighter complexion walk by? No barking. Or not the insane barking they give me.

And it isn't like I'm a stranger. I've been living here, walking by the house for years. Stupid dogs.

downstairs: Marcus Aurelius: Look no further than the next door neighbor that's sick of listening to 5 dogs barking 24x7x365.

Where in the article, or any research you've done, says the dogs were loud and obnoxious? Nice try, Mr. making an ass out of you and me.

Because it's the best hypothesis? Why the hell else would someone try to kill five dogs? Maybe such a person is simply a phsychopath, but dogs which drove someone crazy is a much more likely explanation.

I'm not saying it's the right thing to do - not at all. It's just the best hypothesis given the information.

Chariset: mr_a: I certainly don't condone anyone doing this, but why do I just have visions of 5 dogs living outside, barking incandescently, night after night, for years on end?

Let glowing dogs lie.



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mr_a: I certainly don't condone anyone doing this, but why do I just have visions of 5 dogs living outside, barking incandescently, night after night, for years on end?

GIS for 'incandescent bulb'....


You know, before I post the pic, I want to say- sometimes random GIS search yields something predictable. Sometimes it yields something unrelated, but interesting nonetheless. And sometimes it reveals absolutely nothing.

And then there's this. Sometimes it reveals exactly what you asked for, and you have no idea why it even exists.

BTW- that was actually a GIS search for "incandescent dog". farking autocorrect... :)

MBK: Speaking of dogs, I think my neighbor's dogs are racist.

Every time I walk by, they go BONKERS, barking (from inside the house). Sometimes I've even across the street and they STILL go crazy.

Yet, when other people of a lighter complexion walk by? No barking. Or not the insane barking they give me.

And it isn't like I'm a stranger. I've been living here, walking by the house for years. Stupid dogs.

I don't know if you could really call it racism, but there is all sorts or anecdotal evidence (google away) that dogs can discriminate humans based on their race. And since most dogs will bark at anything unfamiliar, it is not out of the question that a dog owned by one race might be more prone to bark at people of a different race.

How do they do it? No idea. Certainly you can imaging a scenario where trace odors (cuisine, clothing choices, etc) follow people from some cultures around, but no idea what other tricks they have up their sleeves.

We live next door to some first generation Indian people, and they cook a lot of curries and such. They are very good to our Rottweiler-always fuss over her and give her treats. If we take the dog to a bark park and let her loose, she immediately runs up to any Indian folks that are around looking for dog cookies. My guess is she recognizes even faint traces of Indian cuisine on people.

gopher321: And I REALLY hope this thread isn't giving anyone ideas. I'm maybe regretting my last post.

Trust me anyone whose lived next to a house full of constantly barking dogs has had this idea. You don't actually DO it, but you think about it.

I say slip it to the owner, not the dogs.

Set up a camera, find the person poisoning them, and feed them a taste of their own medicine.

MBK: Speaking of dogs, I think my neighbor's dogs are racist.

Every time I walk by, they go BONKERS, barking (from inside the house). Sometimes I've even across the street and they STILL go crazy.

Yet, when other people of a lighter complexion walk by? No barking. Or not the insane barking they give me.

And it isn't like I'm a stranger. I've been living here, walking by the house for years. Stupid dogs.

Dude, judging from your picture, you've got a pretty light complexion.

Time to die, Rex.

It is sad, that someone would even consider spending $10k on some animals, when you can get new ones for almost nothing.

Ennuipoet: gopher321: And I REALLY hope this thread isn't giving anyone ideas. I'm maybe regretting my last post.

Trust me anyone whose lived next to a house full of constantly barking dogs has had this idea. You don't actually DO it, but you think about it.

I say slip it to the owner, not the dogs.

This. Had a dog across the street that would bark at all hours of the morning. Owner was deaf, so she didn't know or care. Well, the dog died, and she came and tried to accuse us of poisoning it. Turns out it had diabeetus. She had been feeding it way too much chocolate for a dog, but sure, blame the neighbors because you can't take care of a pet.

bwilson27: Time to die, Rex.

Oh, you wanna do this thing? Come at me, bro.

mr_a: I certainly don't condone anyone doing this, but why do I just have visions of 5 dogs living outside, barking incandescently, night after night, for years on end?

DamnYankees: downstairs: Marcus Aurelius: Look no further than the next door neighbor that's sick of listening to 5 dogs barking 24x7x365.

Where in the article, or any research you've done, says the dogs were loud and obnoxious? Nice try, Mr. making an ass out of you and me.

Because it's the best hypothesis? Why the hell else would someone try to kill five dogs? Maybe such a person is simply a phsychopath, but dogs which drove someone crazy is a much more likely explanation.

I'm not saying it's the right thing to do - not at all. It's just the best hypothesis given the information.

I absolutely love dogs but have lived next to people with yard dogs that bark constantly and the owners sleep through it. No one else in the neighborhood does.The owner should be poisoned and new homes found for the dogs.

Chariset: mr_a: I certainly don't condone anyone doing this, but why do I just have visions of 5 dogs living outside, barking incandescently, night after night, for years on end?

Let glowing dogs lie.

AbbeySomeone: I'm not saying it's the right thing to do - not at all. It's just the best hypothesis given the information.

I absolutely love dogs but have lived next to people with yard dogs that bark constantly and the owners sleep through it. No one else in the neighborhood does.The owner should be poisoned and new homes found for the dogs.

Control your dog or your neighbors might do it for you. Most dog barking issues are because owners stick them in backyard and neglect them.

I was getting close to this at one point with a yapper in the house behind mine. I went to the lady's house and very politely asked if she could maybe keep the dog inside at night. She said her dog liked it better outside and it was her right. And it was none of my business and the barking wasn't bothering anyone. A week later somebody poisoned it. She accused me. Meh...........I just told her I wished I had. She's with her dog now and know it was natural causes.

I love animals...

That being said, if someone wants to come over sometime and strangle the 2 small yappy dogs across the street from me, I won't complain

Anybody who would spend 10 grand on a pet is a moron anyways.

Marcus Aurelius: Look no further than the next door neighbor that's sick of listening to 5 dogs barking 24x7x365.

Did you watch the video? Those dogs don't seem particularly loud/yappy to me. Granted, they probably weren't feeling the best, but they seemed pretty calm and reasonable.

SoCalSurfer: I love animals...

That being said, if someone wants to come over sometime and strangle the 2 small yappy dogs across the street from me, I won't complain

Just pray to Joe Pesci.

I'm not saying they should have been killed...but I understand.

Doesn't matter if the dogs were barking incessantly or not.

The person who poisoned them became the bigger asshole when they decided attempting to take lives is better than knocking on a door.

Find them, throw the book at them, and make them pay for the dialysis.

mr_a: Chariset: mr_a: I certainly don't condone anyone doing this, but why do I just have visions of 5 dogs living outside, barking incandescently, night after night, for years on end?
Let glowing dogs lie.
Farking autocorrect

I don't know how you guys live with that farking autocorrect. I would turn that off immediately.

But it rarely makes me laugh, like this did.

AbbeySomeone: The owner should be poisoned and new homes found for the dogs.

That would require the person to actually have the balls to confront or attack the owner. It's much easier to poison a treat for a dog and throw it over the fence then run like hell like a "real man™".

Funny........I think people were more outraged in the hamster stomping thread last week.

Saturn5: AbbeySomeone: The owner should be poisoned and new homes found for the dogs.

That would require the person to actually have the balls to confront or attack the owner. It's much easier to poison a treat for a dog and throw it over the fence then run like hell like a "real man™".

OTOH maybe they gut has received complaints and won't keep his dogs in. He could be one of those dog owners.

MBK: Speaking of dogs, I think my neighbor's dogs are racist.

Every time I walk by, they go BONKERS, barking (from inside the house). Sometimes I've even across the street and they STILL go crazy.

Yet, when other people of a lighter complexion walk by? No barking. Or not the insane barking they give me.

And it isn't like I'm a stranger. I've been living here, walking by the house for years. Stupid dogs.

Maybe they like you?

Red Shirt Blues: Funny........I think people were more outraged in the hamster stomping thread last week.

stop making my hungry, you ninja poisoner you!

I hate yappy dogs, too....owners need to get a damn clue. No one wants to hear your stupid animal all night.

aseras: Next time give them a shiat load of vodka. Ethanol overdose is standard treatment for antifreeze poisoning. Cheap too.RedPhoenix122:
This. Had a dog across the street that would bark at all hours of the morning. Owner was deaf, so she didn't know or care. Well, the dog died, and she came and tried to accuse us of poisoning it. Turns out it had diabeetus. She had been feeding it way too much chocolate for a dog, but sure, blame the neighbors because you can't take care of a pet.

Chocolate is poisonous to dogs. There is a chemical in it called theobromine, it's harmless to humans but quite toxic to many small mammals including dogs and cats.

Sounds like she poisoned it.

I used to live next to a gal who had five scotty dogs. She would let them out at 2am to do their business then fall back asleep leaving them to bark for ninety minutes. After about a month of this I finally went out and shot them with my water hose, doused them really good. She still left them out to bark for all hours. Then I went to midnights. I am trying to sleep, the dogs are yapping away full volume and I can hear her gassing with her dad outside too, even with my window closed. Finally I got up, opened the window and screamed (at the top of my lungs) "WILL YOU SHUT THOSE FARKING DOGS UP? I AM ON MIDNIGHTS AND I AM TRYING TO SLEEP. I AM SICK AND TIRED OF LISTENING TO THEM DAMN DOGS DAY AFTER DAY, NIGHT AFTER NIGHT!"

Amazingly, I never had another problem with barking dogs. I think I scared her.

mr_a: faint traces of Indian cuisine

(emphasis added)
does not compute

But the dogs won't overheat in the summer now.

If someone did that to my dogs, they'd soon wish for Marcellus Wallace to get medieval on their ass, because that would be a heck of lot less pain. You can steal my car, break into my house (if you dare) and take whatever is there; fark with the dogs, you farked with the wrong marine core soldier

/has 5 dogs
//neighbor's kids are noisier
///other neighbor's Harley pos is way noisier
//// not really a mcs