I'm the ne'er do well that goes around stealing medical supplies! People call me the Band-Aid Bandit.

Banned on the Run: Manfred J. Hattan: Spazmojack: Treize26: I want to go down in history as the "Takin' stuff that isn't his" Bandit. I should get in touch with these people.

Me? I want to be a web forum moderator, and I want to be anonymous, and I want to be known for banning things from forums - a lot. I will be the 'Banned it bandit."

You'll never catch me with all my proxies and my constantly changing positions.

- Banned on the Run

You rang?

Hah! That'll learn me.

I'm going to only break into banks through the sewer.

Is "The Turd Burgler" taken yet?

Manfred J. Hattan: Banned on the Run: Manfred J. Hattan: Spazmojack: Treize26: I want to go down in history as the "Takin' stuff that isn't his" Bandit. I should get in touch with these people.

Me? I want to be a web forum moderator, and I want to be anonymous, and I want to be known for banning things from forums - a lot. I will be the 'Banned it bandit."

You'll never catch me with all my proxies and my constantly changing positions.

- Banned on the Run

You rang?

Hah! That'll learn me.

Jailer man and Sailor Sam unavailable for comment.

/Cool name bro

I'm going to dress as a workhorse and rob banks across the Midwest with a cheery Scotsman. America will tremble at the mention of Bonny and Clydesdale.

In other news, the acorn bandit is still at large

How about Bandito Bandit?

/no Bolivian Butt Bandit?

I thought the guy who gave the FBI "Most Wanted" just retired?

Bank Bomber Bandit or B cubed

/not that hard