If you do bring your weed to class, make sure you bring enough for everybody.

NomadEngineer: If you do bring your weed to class, make sure you bring enough for everybody.

Damn youngins are so selfish these days!

Cops should smoke more weed more often, in my opinion.

"And Officer Stadanko is the narcotics officer."

I accidentally brought weed to work once...at a Federal building! Luckily, I realized what it was before I pulled it out of my pocket at the metal detectors, told the guards I forgot my badge and left. Dumped it in the bushes for later (it was medical grade). Whew...

There were times during college that I'd forget I had my bag in my backpack, but they were mostly liberal arts classes anyway, so I don't think it really mattered if anyone were to find out. The only thing I worried about was the one in a million chance that something could happen to where the campus was put into a lock down, and the cops went around looking for a bomb or a gun or something with a dog. It's not like it would be the craziest thing that could happen, I did go to school in the 21st century.

Legalize it.

The "legalize it" impulse is kind of at war with the "Too stupid to live" impulse on this one.

subby needs a DUH tag

My brother went to court for a traffic citation. On his way out, he walks past a dude smoking a joint on the court steps. A cop walking up the stairs notices the same, grabs the guy, and just walks him in.

He briefed the senate committee on Indian Affairs, yet no member of Congress would meet with him? Isn't the Senate, you know....one of the two houses of Congress? And wouldn't the committee, therefor, be made up of congresscritters? And isn't his briefing with them....meeting with them?

Holy shiat. Don't mind me. It's too early. *skulks out of thread*

ArcadianRefugee: My brother went to court for a traffic citation. On his way out, he walks past a dude smoking a joint on the court steps. A cop walking up the stairs notices the same, grabs the guy, and just walks him in.

Unless that guy's name was Irvin Rosenfeld he's the biggest idiot alive.

Unless she was smoking while on duty (equivalent to drinking while on duty) then who cares, sheesh. Meanwhile I guess it's perfectly OK to be taking Vicodin or whatever else while off duty. What the hell is wrong with our society.

vodka
".... then who cares"

1: It's illegal. Until the VT legislature legalizes it, she committing a crime. Regardless of what the cops feel, and I'll bet most of them have no problem with weed, they can't let it slide.
2: If she is this freaking dumb now, what sort is poor calls will she make in the future.

Excuse me miss, you dropped this. I'm going to have to cite you for littering.

/Littering and.....

Sudlow: 1: It's illegal. Until the VT legislature legalizes it, she committing a crime. Regardless of what the cops feel, and I'll bet most of them have no problem with weed, they can't let it slide.
2: If she is this freaking dumb now, what sort is poor calls will she make in the future.

I guess in a sense it's equivalent to taking an open bottle of alcohol to work which wouldn't look good either.

From the comments in TFA

"...was she going to sell or do a boll with somebody."

Boll? derp derp

Maybe he was going to "Planting items on a suspect" class and he thought he had to bring his own supplies.

NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!: He briefed the senate committee on Indian Affairs, yet no member of Congress would meet with him? Isn't the Senate, you know....one of the two houses of Congress? And wouldn't the committee, therefor, be made up of congresscritters? And isn't his briefing with them....meeting with them?

I want whatever you're smoking.

skantea: I accidentally brought weed to work once...at a Federal building! Luckily, I realized what it was before I pulled it out of my pocket at the metal detectors, told the guards I forgot my badge and left. Dumped it in the bushes for later (it was medical grade). Whew...

That was close. What would you have done if your weed set off the metal detector?

cepson: Cops should smoke more weed more often, in my opinion.

So they can spend even MORE time at the donut shop?

MythDragon: [smhttp.14409.nexcesscdn.net image 590x300]
Excuse me miss, you dropped this. I'm going to have to cite you for littering.

/Littering and.....

Littering AAAAAAAND??????

I used to bring mine at a criminal justice class taught by an officer. That's when I realized: do I want to bust people for this for a living? And stopped taking those classes.

Great advice subtard, I'm sure all the state cop recruits will be checking Fark for more awesome pointers like this from you in the future.


/You think tweakers come browse for your tips before commiting crimes or something?

subsetzero: From the comments in TFA

"...was she going to sell or do a boll with somebody."

Boll? derp derp

What a Boll might look like:

Link

I think I'm gonna start submitting Protip and useless PSAs from now on, these seem to be good for greens.

On topic, aren't Norcos fairly weak as far as pill poppers are concerned? I was under the impression that they were mild muscle relaxers something like Soma. Whenever I've seen Norco on the black market its always been cheap. The Oxys and Vics seemed to be what everyone was paying for.

ArcadianRefugee: What a Boll might look like:

Well, crap.

D_Evans45: I think I'm gonna start submitting Protip and useless PSAs from now on, these seem to be good for greens.

On topic, aren't Norcos fairly weak as far as pill poppers are concerned? I was under the impression that they were mild muscle relaxers something like Soma. Whenever I've seen Norco on the black market its always been cheap. The Oxys and Vics seemed to be what everyone was paying for.

Norco is Vicodin But is 10 mg of hydrocodone and 325 mg of acetaminophen. Regular vic is 5/500 and Oxy can get up to 160mg of Oxycodone on time release which as far as I know along with hydrocodone turns to morphine in the liver, but I may be mistaken.

To add, 4000mg of acetaminophen is the daily recommended limit to avoid possible liver failure. i.e., a 10/325 Norco contains more opiate per pill than 5/500 Vicodin which you can only take 8 of vs. the 12 Norco in a day. The Oxycontin avoids the acetaminophen toxicity by having even larger doses of opiate per pill.

NomadEngineer: If you do bring your weed to class, make sure you bring enough for everybody.

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Supervisor: Am I hallucinating here? Just what in the hell do you think you're doing?
Michelle Bachand: Doin' some dispatchin', and having some weed.
Supervisor: You're on dangerous ground, Ms. Bachand. You're causing a major disturbance on my time. 
Michelle Bachand: I've been thinking about this, Mr. Supervisor. If I'm here and you're here, doesn't that make it our time? And certainly there's nothing wrong with a little Aunt Mary on our time. 
Supervisor: [takes away bag of pot from Bachand] You're absolutely right, Ms  Bachand.  It is our time - yours, mine and everyone else's in this room. But it is my Police Department. Hamilton, Brant, Cornfeld - up front. Ms. Bachand has been nice enough to offer us some doob. Be my guest. Get a good one. 
Michelle Bachand:  You DICK!
Supervisor: Ms. Bachand, I think you know where the unemployment office is.

D_Evans45: /You think tweakers come browse for your tips before commiting crimes or something?

I know the "dankplantgrowers" shor don't

reubendaley: NomadEngineer: If you do bring your weed to class, make sure you bring enough for everybody.

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Supervisor: Am I hallucinating here? Just what in the hell do you think you're doing?
Michelle Bachand: Doin' some dispatchin', and having some weed.
Supervisor: You're on dangerous ground, Ms. Bachand. You're causing a major disturbance on my time. 
Michelle Bachand: I've been thinking about this, Mr. Supervisor. If I'm here and you're here, doesn't that make it our time? And certainly there's nothing wrong with a little Aunt Mary on our time. 
Supervisor: [takes away bag of pot from Bachand] You're absolutely right, Ms  Bachand.  It is our time - yours, mine and everyone else's in this room. But it is my Police Department. Hamilton, Brant, Cornfeld - up front. Ms. Bachand has been nice enough to offer us some doob. Be my guest. Get a good one. 
Michelle Bachand:  You DICK!
Supervisor: Ms. Bachand, I think you know where the unemployment office is.

Hahaha...nice!

Why the dumbass tag? More like Hero.


If I have a small amount of pot (which I would never have in a car) I'd rather have him pull me over than some uptight dickwad who has never smoked.

Mahoney!

Honest Bender: skantea: I accidentally brought weed to work once...at a Federal building! Luckily, I realized what it was before I pulled it out of my pocket at the metal detectors, told the guards I forgot my badge and left. Dumped it in the bushes for later (it was medical grade). Whew...

That was close. What would you have done if your weed set off the metal detector?

Well, since you're the type that needs everything explained...see, you have to empty your pockets, remove your jacket, belt, and shoes, and then put them on the belt that goes through the x-ray. There was no way I was getting a bag of weed through all that. ALSO weed has a pretty strong scent. But you probably figured that part out, right?

Jim_Callahan: The "legalize it" impulse is kind of at war with the "Too stupid to live" impulse on this one.

Legalize marijuana and criminalize stupidity.

Trance750: So they can spend even MORE time at the donut shop?

If they're sucking down crullers, they aren't harassing people. Works for me.

vudukungfu: D_Evans45: /You think tweakers come browse for your tips before commiting crimes or something?

I know the "dankplantgrowers" shor don't


I dont commit crime anymore. "My doctor said I could grow these drug trees, officer."