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   UN says the US must give back Mount Rushmore to the Indians as it is illegally occupied land that was stolen from the natives, as opposed the land where their HQ is

06 May 2012 02:24 AM   |   16913 clicks   |   Daily Mail
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Walker    [TotalFark]  
A UN human official is urging the U.S. to turn over control of lands considered to be sacred to Native Americans, including the site of the Mount Rushmore National Memorial.

I urge him to STFU and GTFO.

06 May 2012 12:07 AM
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cman    [TotalFark]  
This whole situation is disheartening.

What is the right thing to do in this situation?

06 May 2012 12:12 AM
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Mentat    [TotalFark]  
Well, I'm sure the Republican Party is going to handle this well.

06 May 2012 12:30 AM
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MaudlinMutantMollusk    [TotalFark]  
Rescind sovereign nation status. Then the Indians would be just plain American citizens and they'd own as much of Mt. Rushmore as any of us

/problem solved

06 May 2012 12:33 AM
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teto85    [TotalFark]  
As a descendant of Celts I demand the French surrender Brittany and Normandy to me and my family.

06 May 2012 12:43 AM
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jimmyhaha     
We paid a cool $26 for that land.

06 May 2012 12:53 AM
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smells_like_meat    [TotalFark]  
Smallpox blankets for everyone.

However, in the time period that this was purported to have happened, germ theory and any idea of contagion was unknown to science to say nothing of commoners.

06 May 2012 12:54 AM
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GAT_00     
We gave the land to the UN. I don't even have to look up the history of Mt. Rushmore to know it was taken from the Native Americans by either deception or force.

06 May 2012 01:10 AM
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Weaver95    [TotalFark]  
cman: This whole situation is disheartening.

What is the right thing to do in this situation?


well...we could stop screwing over the native american indian tribes.

06 May 2012 01:22 AM
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Somacandra    [TotalFark]  
Yeah, that's pretty much how it went down. And no, Mount Rushmore will not be given back to the Sioux.

Next case.

06 May 2012 01:25 AM
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cman    [TotalFark]  
Weaver95: cman: This whole situation is disheartening.

What is the right thing to do in this situation?

well...we could stop screwing over the native american indian tribes.


Should the sins of the father be placed upon the son?

I know, its not so simple. There is just no way for anyone to win this.

06 May 2012 01:28 AM
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Paris1127    [TotalFark]  
GAT_00: We gave the land to the UN. I don't even have to look up the history of Mt. Rushmore to know it was taken from the Native Americans by either deception or force.

The British bought the land the UN in New York is built on, it only became American after the Revolution. The British got it from the Dutch in return for Suriname. The Dutch got it by giving a chest of beads to the Lenape... And the Lenape may have sold Manhattan when it was in fact Canarsee territory. Land snatching has a long history in the US.

06 May 2012 01:32 AM
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Weaver95    [TotalFark]  
cman: Weaver95: cman: This whole situation is disheartening.

What is the right thing to do in this situation?

well...we could stop screwing over the native american indian tribes.

Should the sins of the father be placed upon the son?

I know, its not so simple. There is just no way for anyone to win this.


no, we're still screwing the indians out of money we owe 'em. the BIA is an incredibly corrupt organization that STILL can't account for a couple/few billion dollars that should have gone to the tribal councils. we really need to stop screwing over the native tribes. the way we've pissed all over 'em is a continuing disgrace.

06 May 2012 01:38 AM
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JRoo    [TotalFark]  
How about we give the Native Americans Arizona?
You know, for the lulz.

06 May 2012 02:26 AM
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birdboy2000     
smells_ like_meat

We didn't know the mechanism, but we knew the correlation. Smallpox blankets were certainly possible for 18th-century people to use as a weapon, although it's not proven that Lord Jeffrey Amherst ever did it, and even if he did, no one else did and he was a Brit, not a settler, anyway. :P

06 May 2012 02:27 AM
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dolphkhan    [TotalFark]  
Pfft. Like the gub'mint will give that up. I seen a documentary on teevee what said they found the lost city of gold under Mount Rushmore...

06 May 2012 02:27 AM
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jtown     
MaudlinMutantMollusk: Rescind sovereign nation status. Then the Indians would be just plain American citizens and they'd own as much of Mt. Rushmore as any of us

/problem solved


Brilliant! Wait...Does that mean I lose my Indian casino? Screw that!

06 May 2012 02:27 AM
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bojon    [TotalFark]  
They should endeavor to persevere.

06 May 2012 02:28 AM
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gaspode     
cman:
Should the sins of the father be placed upon the son?

Maybe you can opt to have the property of the fathers AND their sins, or stand alone on all counts? Everyone always says 'Why should I make reparations for my forebears acts' without for one second questioning your rights to your forebears money, reputation, property etc.

06 May 2012 02:28 AM
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LordJiro     
Who the fark cares who owns the land on paper? I find it highly unlikely that the local tribe will do anything to Mount freaking Rushmore. Indians like tourist cash as much as anyone.

06 May 2012 02:28 AM
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JackalRabbit     
makes a good case for genocide, don't ya think. then this problem and others like it wouldn't exist.

/maybe custer wasn't a loon

06 May 2012 02:29 AM
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LordJiro     
Also, one guy trying to get a non-binding resolution through = the entire UN declaring the US must give up Rushmore.

Bad subby, and bad Mail.

06 May 2012 02:30 AM
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gadian     
I thought we determined a long time ago that "separate, but equal" was a really dumb idea in regards to pretty much everything. It is an especially dumb idea where the idea of natives and separate nations is concerned. Either they are Americans are they aren't. If they aren't then they shouldn't get the benefits of being Americans. If they are Americans, they need to and, arguably, should leave their drug & alcohol infested reservations and villages to give their children an actual chance at life. Of course it's easier to sit around blaming someone's great grandfather than it is to work to make a future for your race.

06 May 2012 02:30 AM
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IlGreven     
Cue the "We're about to give our sovereignty to the commies in the U.N.!" crazies...

Of course, they're professional crazies:

upload.wikimedia.org

06 May 2012 02:31 AM
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Sarzec     
Hell, they can have all of North and South Dakota. Does anyone even live there?

06 May 2012 02:31 AM
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TheHappyCanadian     
LordJiro: Who the fark cares who owns the land on paper? I find it highly unlikely that the local tribe will do anything to Mount freaking Rushmore. Indians like tourist cash as much as anyone.

three words: "Mount Rushmore Casino"

06 May 2012 02:32 AM
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asscorethethird     
In reality the "Americans" have violated every single treaty with the native people. Our goal has been to destroy and marginalize every part of their being.

They deserve Mt. Rushmore, and a whole lot more. If we had a fair legal system that actually obeyed laws and treaty's we've entered into we would have to give a whole lot of the USA back to its rightful owners.

06 May 2012 02:33 AM
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DjangoStonereaver    [TotalFark]  
JRoo: How about we give the Native Americans Arizona?
You know, for the lulz.


There already have a fair amount of Arizona land.

06 May 2012 02:33 AM
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ShawnDoc    [TotalFark]  
Paris1127: Land snatching has a long history in the US.

www.powerpivotpro.com

06 May 2012 02:34 AM
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sycraft     
Ya... I'm thinking no.

Growing up around the Navajos you come to realize that many tribes consider every farking thing they see "sacred". Well, too bad. Nobody cares.

06 May 2012 02:34 AM
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Baz the Spaz     
Dear U.N.:

I'm Bohemian. My country was stolen from my relatives during WWI. I want it back.

Either that, or a really big check.

Sincerely,

Baz the Spaz
Disgruntled Bohemian American

06 May 2012 02:34 AM
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HotWingAgenda     
In that case, I demand the English and their descendants get the fark out of Ireland. Those 'snakes' that Padraig vanquished from Eire were my damn druid ancestors.

Are we supposed to restore Mt. Rushmore to its original state before turning it over? How do you de-sculpt a mountainside?

06 May 2012 02:34 AM
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proteus_b     
of course, if the israelis do it, they're a bunch of genocidal nazis, but suggest even for a moment that the americans stop stealing native land and it's completely out of the question.

06 May 2012 02:35 AM
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Krieghund    [TotalFark]  
If they want Mt Rushmore back, they should Sioux.

06 May 2012 02:36 AM
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MisterLoki     

06 May 2012 02:37 AM
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wademh     
smells_like_meat: Smallpox blankets for everyone.

However, in the time period that this was purported to have happened, germ theory and any idea of contagion was unknown to science to say nothing of commoners.


That last is of course BS. They didn't lob diseased corpses with catapults just for the aroma therapy, or drop bodies into wells to get them out of sight. How disease was transmitted was unknown but that it could be transmitted was known along with practical ways to make it happen.

06 May 2012 02:37 AM
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Two_Noodles     
JRoo: How about we give the Native Americans Arizona?
You know, for the lulz.


The Lulz would just build a casino and probably sell tax-free gas and cigarettes. I say good for them. The Lulz have not had enough opportunities lately.

06 May 2012 02:40 AM
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Kali-Yuga     
Two_Noodles: The Lulz would just build a casino and probably sell tax-free gas and cigarettes. I say good for them. The Lulz have not had enough opportunities lately.

That's probably why there are 22 casinos in Arizona.....

06 May 2012 02:42 AM
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Dimensio     
asscorethethird: In reality the "Americans" have violated every single treaty with the native people. Our goal has been to destroy and marginalize every part of their being.

They deserve Mt. Rushmore, and a whole lot more. If we had a fair legal system that actually obeyed laws and treaty's we've entered into we would have to give a whole lot of the USA back to its rightful owners.


You have already acknowledged a willingness to ignore rights of ownership. For what reason should your assessment now be considered reasonable?

06 May 2012 02:43 AM
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Triumph    [TotalFark]  
HotWingAgenda: How do you de-sculpt a mountainside?

Easy - call in the Taliban:
outlookafghanistan.net

06 May 2012 02:45 AM
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DrPainMD    [TotalFark]  
Weaver95: cman: This whole situation is disheartening.

What is the right thing to do in this situation?

well...we could stop screwing over the native american indian tribes.


You first. Give them back the stolen land that you occupy.

06 May 2012 02:46 AM
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ransack.     
What exactly is a "human official"?

06 May 2012 02:49 AM
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iheartscotch     
teto85: As a descendant of Celts I demand the French surrender Brittany and Normandy to me and my family.

Hey, chuckles; I totally called ireland; we have issues to settle with briton.

/ erin go bragh

06 May 2012 02:50 AM
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falcon176     
give all land ever conquered by warfare back to whoever got their ass kicked it's only fair

06 May 2012 02:51 AM
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WhippingBoy    [TotalFark]  
iheartscotch: teto85: As a descendant of Celts I demand the French surrender Brittany and Normandy to me and my family.

Hey, chuckles; I totally called ireland; we have issues to settle with briton.

/ erin go bragh


I call the highlands of Scotland. "Clearances" my ass.

06 May 2012 02:52 AM
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Coelacanth     
Add a Native American face up there.

06 May 2012 02:53 AM
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randomjsa     
I'd put another chip on the pile of reasons we should leave the UN behind completely but I'm just too tired to climb that mountain right now.

06 May 2012 02:54 AM
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Howard Dean     
Screw you and the horse you rode in on, Geronimo. It's sacred to us nowtoo.

06 May 2012 02:56 AM
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Manfred J. Hattan     
wademh: smells_like_meat: Smallpox blankets for everyone.

However, in the time period that this was purported to have happened, germ theory and any idea of contagion was unknown to science to say nothing of commoners.

That last is of course BS. They didn't lob diseased corpses with catapults just for the aroma therapy, or drop bodies into wells to get them out of sight. How disease was transmitted was unknown but that it could be transmitted was known along with practical ways to make it happen.


I never got this argument and I've seen some pretty smart people. Yeast was unknown until the 1800's and yet beer and bread somehow got made in the years prior. People even knew to use a starter - something in the bread dough/foamy part of the last batch of beer made the next batch happen quicker and with higher quality. Humanity actually managed to do many clever things, for good and evil, before the scientific method figured out the precise method by which it happened.

Heck, I've even heard some people manipulate matter despite the Higgs bosun remaining undiscovered. And some people profitably use gravity without the matter (hah!) of the graviton being settled. Go figure. They must be wizards.

06 May 2012 02:59 AM
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Oznog     
whatwouldtotowatch.com

But that's our base!

Honestly, though, it's a really weird project. It was almost entirely sculptor Gutzon Borglum's project, independent of government efforts. He was actually raising money for the project as well as doing the sculpting (well, with a crew). And the project died with him. It was SUPPOSED to be their entire bodies, to the waist, the entire mountain. There was also supposed to be this big, legendary hall of records inside that would outlive the apocalypse, which never got built. After his death, his son spent awhile finishing the features already started, but did not otherwise continue the work.

It was weird, I mean it's partly because it'd be difficult to continue another sculptor's work, but on the whole nobody wanted to. The project "got lucky" in getting greenlit and getting funding some 14+ years prior, but even then it wasn't because of popular support but patronage by a few high-ups in the govt who signed off on it, but who had themselves retired by the time Borglum died.

Kinda crazy. This sculpture isn't just huge, it's made of the natural geography. The only thing I can liken it to is the Bamiyan Buddhas (before the Taliban asshats blew 'em up) and Al Khazneh at Petra in Jordan (showed up in the first Indiana Jones movie). I suppose you could liken it to the Nazca lines but those are 2-dimensional and merely on TOP of the geography.

06 May 2012 03:00 AM
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