Forget it Jake. It's Chinatown.

Do you know who else wanted you to "look into my eyes?"

Sounds like these crimes aren't reported by the victims. What a bunch of chickens.

What do they see? A cult of personality.

Sounds like he rooked them.

It could happen to anyone.

Ancient Chinese secret?

/you're soaking in it

Look into my eyes...

tjassen: Look into my eyes...
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Isn't that illegal?

Oh, what a bunch of bullshi---ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNO-THIEF

Witnesses reported seeing the perpetrator deny ham to a ventriloquist's dummy.

Right...next time I get defrauded and don't want to admit I was a dumbass, I'll just claim I was hypnotized...which is pretty much admitting to being a dumbass. Got it.

/oblig

buckler: Right...next time I get defrauded and don't want to admit I was a dumbass, I'll just claim I was hypnotized...which is pretty much admitting to being a dumbass. Got it.

That's what I was thinking.

Either that or these are not very good hypnotocists (hypnocists, hypnotisers?). With a true professional, you wouldn't remember the encounter, or giving your money away. One day you'd just be like "Didn't I have $160,000 dollars sitting here before?"....if you even remembered you had that much money to begin with. Hell, you'd be lucky not to live out the rest of your life as a ferret. Ferrets don't talk to the cops, do they?

/Who the fark has $160,000 in cash laying about their house?

Note to self
-become a hypnotist

Was it his words?

I expected this headline to end with, "I'm on a horse."

Consider the daffodil...