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   You're a federal fugitive wanted by the U.S. Marshals. Do you: A) Flee to Mexico? B) Flee to Canada? C) Pose as a disc jockey named 'RoboCraig' at a bar and grill in Oregon?

06 May 2012 10:49 AM   |   5090 clicks   |   Oregon Live
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Because People in power are Stupid    [TotalFark]  
But Balog has his own disc jockeying equipment and modified Ramirez's fog machine to incorporate lasers.

That is one dangerous fugitive. He was trying to kill everyone in that bar.

06 May 2012 10:25 AM
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ArcadianRefugee     
(c) shows balls, and a sense of humor.

06 May 2012 10:53 AM
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LarryDan43     
Which choice gives me free drugs?

06 May 2012 10:54 AM
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Dr. Quasius     
Did he build a life for himself and meet the woman of his dreams? Did he single-handedly save the the town daycare from a fire? Did the town grow to love him and tearfully say farewell as he was taken to prison?

06 May 2012 10:58 AM
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Trance750    [TotalFark]  
Because People in power are Stupid: But Balog has his own disc jockeying equipment and modified Ramirez's fog machine to incorporate lasers..

upload.wikimedia.org

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06 May 2012 11:02 AM
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Clint_Torres     
Ramirez is now without a Saturday evening performer this week, but he's not concerned.

"There's plenty of DJs out there, man."


Awesome quote. Best article ending ever?

06 May 2012 11:02 AM
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Joe Peanut     
When you're a fugitive named Craig, I don't think 'RoboCraig' is a good choice of a stage name.

06 May 2012 11:07 AM
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davidphogan     
I guess Brookings is more interesting then I thought.

06 May 2012 11:08 AM
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RandyJohnson     
He was great when he played for the 49ers.

06 May 2012 11:13 AM
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Rat     
No DJ on Saturday, man. This is gonna sux for business.

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06 May 2012 11:20 AM
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noit     
Wow, this whole article is about the boss figuring out what kind of job to give the guy. There is almost no other information written aside from his top 40 DJ skills and lasers.

06 May 2012 11:20 AM
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Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf     
His name is one "r" away from

images.wikia.com

06 May 2012 11:23 AM
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sharkbeagle     
This is the upside to the facebook generation. They no longer understand what's real from what's imaginary.

06 May 2012 11:26 AM
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TheNameIs_Horace     
2.bp.blogspot.com
"Yes, too bad. You could still be DJing... if only you spoke Hovitos!"

06 May 2012 11:30 AM
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Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo     
Well, it's not the first place I'd think to look.

06 May 2012 11:32 AM
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Rich Cream     
Posing? Is that what having a job is called now, hipster subby? Or is the guy's job being a fugitive and this was a disguise of sorts?

06 May 2012 11:35 AM
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ultraholland     
fire, shadow

06 May 2012 11:37 AM
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xxdonjulioxx     
so, what was he wanted for?

06 May 2012 11:38 AM
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Big Ramifications     
ROBOCRAIG !!
i48.tinypic.com

06 May 2012 11:57 AM
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Joe Peanut     
Big Ramifications: ROBOCRAIG !!
[i48.tinypic.com image 245x292]


Nope. That's RoboGary.

06 May 2012 12:05 PM
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Snarfangel     
In his defense, Oregon is a nice place to be on the run from the law.

Um, so I've heard. From...a DJ.

06 May 2012 12:11 PM
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151     
Not sure what the marshals wanted him for, but the local (mi) sheriff wanted him for absconding probation. for child support.

http://mdocweb.state.mi.us/OTIS2/otis2 profile.aspx?mdocNumber=755588

06 May 2012 12:29 PM
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Thanks for the Meme-ries     
i291.photobucket.com

I'd bet my Bears tickets he'd come back for her!

06 May 2012 12:44 PM
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SweetSilverBlues     
Aw MAN, In Plain Sight is over and done with.

Would pay a tidy sum to see Mary with this.

Yeah, yeah, fugitive, not WitSec, but still...

06 May 2012 02:50 PM
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BarkingUnicorn    [TotalFark]  
"I went home and I just Googled him," Ramirez said. "It was all right there. Ten freaking mugshots."

Of course, that was AFTER Ramirez hired the perp! Dumbass.

06 May 2012 03:34 PM
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skiinstructor     
I remember servicing the payphones in the 101 bar and grill about a decade ago- didnt hang out there
as I lived 20 miles further north. not much to say about it, could be any bar'n'grill in any small town
anywhere. never ate there. always was in brookings in the morning, so Mattie's pancake house for
breakfast every time I was in town...Try Matties if you're ever in brookings. Golden egg is (was?) the
place to go in Gold Beach...

07 May 2012 01:01 AM
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NephilimNexus     
I recall that movie "Eraser" where the WPP hid a mob-turncoat by making him a bartender at a gay bar. So, how many Feds hang out at nightclubs in Oregon? Well, obviously at least one, but still... pretty long odds. IMHO the perp just had bad luck.

07 May 2012 03:50 AM
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superfudge73     
skiinstructor: I remember servicing the payphones in the 101 bar and grill about a decade ago- didnt hang out there
as I lived 20 miles further north. not much to say about it, could be any bar'n'grill in any small town
anywhere. never ate there. always was in brookings in the morning, so Mattie's pancake house for
breakfast every time I was in town...Try Matties if you're ever in brookings. Golden egg is (was?) the
place to go in Gold Beach...


i86.photobucket.com

07 May 2012 04:20 PM
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