I like Duke

Annoying popup ads can all go suck it.

DNRTFA

I hate beer

Word to the wise: Never gamble on a fart.

BIE is a myth ?

BIE?

EIP....

Did submitter accidentally visit the politics tab for the first time?

My dog wants tofu.

For once, I agree with subtard.

So we get magical thinking combined with loss avoidance and the tendency of people to see non-existent connections?. How is this in anyway new? Anyone who followed any kind of psychology/sociology introductory courses in the last 15 years could have told you this.

DUKE RULES!!

Why Drew and all the Admins can all go suck it

Gawker Media links.

Dane Cook is a better comedian than George Carlin.

LOL subby!

I never seem to break Murphy's Law, so this article is relative to my interests.

I submitted this with a better headline.

You worry too much, You make yourself sad
You can't change fate but don't feel so bad
Enjoy it while you can it's just like the weather
Quit complaining brother, no one lives forever!

Bourbon is for wimps.

Real men drink Scotch.

DerAppie: So we get magical thinking combined with loss avoidance and the tendency of people to see non-existent connections?. How is this in anyway new? Anyone who followed any kind of psychology/sociology introductory courses in the last 15 years could have told you this.

but they wouldn't because that would jinx it such that people would suddenly behave rationally half way through their explanations.

full page timer ads...right...well there's one more website I'll never visit again.

Skinner's theory of adventitious reinforcement doesn't explain Murphy's Law or rule 34.

Her knees are fairly rounded.

Heineken tastes... like...really bad, and... oh Hell I can't fake this troll worth a damn. GLUG GLUG GLUG

TFA could have been much shorter, though no more relevant or useful: "Many, many people are not very smart."

RDixon: Bourbon is for wimps.

Real men drink Scotch.

Scotch is for poseurs.

Real men drink the blood of their vanquished enemies.

Never, EVER switch lines in the grocery store. Never.

Don't ever get in the same line I'm in. It's certain to be the slowest.

Because Drew and all the Admins

/you'll get over it
{Did fark just censor my pic?}

Guess not - it's back now.
/my shiatty browser must have burped when it should have farted.

RDixon: Bourbon is for wimps.

Real men drink Scotch.

No. Real men drink both.

elbows_deep_silent_queef: RDixon: Bourbon is for wimps.

Real men drink Scotch.

No. Real men drink bRoth.

This irrational behavior stems from millions of years of evolutionary decisionmaking. Perhaps there is something you are overlooking, science.