FAKE!!!!

This is why I love having an older brother. Never had to deal with this crap.

ID please. Hmm, this name looks awfully familiar, I've swear I've heard it before. *looks down at nametag* oh yea, it's my name. C'mere, kid!

Was he there for the fat chicks?

Mr. Potatoass: Was he there for the fat chicks?

Came here to say something similar. Well done!

Fiorella claimed to have purchased the items at a party for $20.

So he didn't even bother to change the picture?

1) That's the beautiful thing about living in a small community. Eventually everyone runs into each other.

2) I've really got to hand it to the sellers. Not only did they lift the ID from the bouncer of the douchiest bar in Iowa City, but they managed to sell it back to someone who would try to use it at that very same bar. I've got to believe it was for the LULZ, because $20 for an ID, debit card, and AAA card? No. Pure grenade comedy.

DrunkArse: 1) That's the beautiful thing about living in a small community. Eventually everyone runs into each other.

2) I've really got to hand it to the sellers. Not only did they lift the ID from the bouncer of the douchiest bar in Iowa City, but they managed to sell it back to someone who would try to use it at that very same bar. I've got to believe it was for the LULZ, because $20 for an ID, debit card, and AAA card? No. Pure grenade comedy.


If you believe his "I bought it at a party" story, sure.

WTF is a fifth degree theft??

No McLovin' references? I am disappoint.

/Teen drinkin' is very bad. Yo I got a fake ID though!
//obscure?

mongbiohazard: DrunkArse: 1) That's the beautiful thing about living in a small community. Eventually everyone runs into each other.

2) I've really got to hand it to the sellers. Not only did they lift the ID from the bouncer of the douchiest bar in Iowa City, but they managed to sell it back to someone who would try to use it at that very same bar. I've got to believe it was for the LULZ, because $20 for an ID, debit card, and AAA card? No. Pure grenade comedy.


If you believe his "I bought it at a party" story, sure.


The alternative is he stole it himself from the bouncer of the bar he tried to enter, or he got it from a 'friend"/"brother" who he was trying to protect. Either he's a complete imbecile, or someone got a good chuckle.

mongbiohazard: DrunkArse: 1) That's the beautiful thing about living in a small community. Eventually everyone runs into each other.

2) I've really got to hand it to the sellers. Not only did they lift the ID from the bouncer of the douchiest bar in Iowa City, but they managed to sell it back to someone who would try to use it at that very same bar. I've got to believe it was for the LULZ, because $20 for an ID, debit card, and AAA card? No. Pure grenade comedy.


If you believe his "I bought it at a party" story, sure.

A lot of people who do this are Kleptos and do it for the compulsion or the thrill, and then basically dump their stuff on anyone who wants it if they're not hoarders. Sometimes they just throw it away on the way out. There's a possibility that it was just to get back at a douchey bouncer who got wasted on the job, though.

/Used to be that guy. ¬_¬
//Surprised there's no "tripped and fell into the doorknob...twice" booking photo.

FTFA: The bouncer "immediately" recognized his driver's license, police said. The driver's license were reported stolen in February, police said.


So, not immediately then?

foxyshadis: mongbiohazard: DrunkArse: 1) That's the beautiful thing about living in a small community. Eventually everyone runs into each other.

2) I've really got to hand it to the sellers. Not only did they lift the ID from the bouncer of the douchiest bar in Iowa City, but they managed to sell it back to someone who would try to use it at that very same bar. I've got to believe it was for the LULZ, because $20 for an ID, debit card, and AAA card? No. Pure grenade comedy.


If you believe his "I bought it at a party" story, sure.

A lot of people who do this are Kleptos and do it for the compulsion or the thrill, and then basically dump their stuff on anyone who wants it if they're not hoarders. Sometimes they just throw it away on the way out. There's a possibility that it was just to get back at a douchey bouncer who got wasted on the job, though.

/Used to be that guy. ¬_¬
//Surprised there's no "tripped and fell into the doorknob...twice" booking photo.

I guess there's always room for crazy "I'm a klepto, and this is how we think"...

They probably made up a story about the party because they didn't think the cops would buy "I found it in a bush".

It's a phony!

chaosweaver: ID please. Hmm, this name looks awfully familiar, I've swear I've heard it before. *looks down at nametag* oh yea, it's my name. C'mere, kid!

2 blondes walking down the street and the first one finds a mirror laying on the sidewalk. She picks it up and stares at it for 30 seconds. 2nd blonde asks what's wrong, and her friend says the girl looks familiar. 2nd blonde grabs the mirror out of her hand, looks at it and says "Of course it looks familiar. It's a picture of me!"

Genius boy's facebook.

Thought I knew this kid. Nope.

There's a real McLovin'?!

Would like a word. Also, what is this about needing identification to get in?

That must have been an awkward conversation.

Ugh yeah, well The Union @ Iowa City is terrible.

I prefer S13. Its a gay disco, but the music is really good.

The driver's license were reported stolen in February, police said.

Oh, it were, were it?

Are beer and loud thumping "music" really worth that much trouble?
(I was checking out the Asian girls in the school library, so I have no idea)

At the bar I go to some girl tried to use a fake I.D. that was the twin sister of the girl tending bar. The girl got pissed at the door girl for taking it and wanted it back. It wasn't until the bartender came out did the girl quickly leave.

/the bar pays $10 per fake id

Wait, is this the same bar where the fat chick wasn't allowed to dance on the bar?

blindy the pirate: At the bar I go to some girl tried to use a fake I.D. that was the twin sister of the girl tending bar. The girl got pissed at the door girl for taking it and wanted it back. It wasn't until the bartender came out did the girl quickly leave.

/the bar pays $10 per fake id

Wait, the person trying to use the fake ID was the twin sister of the bartender? Or is it that the bartender is twins with a piece of identification? What's going on here?

untaken_name: The driver's license were reported stolen in February, police said.

Oh, it were, were it?

Why did I picture this guy saying that?

I'd say that Steven J. Fiorella is having an "Identity Crisis"

The Southern Dandy: untaken_name: The driver's license were reported stolen in February, police said.

Oh, it were, were it?

Why did I picture this guy saying that?

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I dunno. That guy's way better looking and far more socially competent than I am.

scalpod: There's a real McLovin'?!

If he was the real McLovin, the cops would've beaten up the bouncer and gave the ID back to the kid before taking him around town to wreck the place.

CSB: I was a doorman at Rick's in Ann Arbor for a short stint many moons ago. At Friday happy hour, it was a $1 to get in, $1 pitchers, $1 rail drinks, and $1 slices of pizza. So, a lot of people would roll in starting around 4pm. A young lady shows up, hands me her ID, and boom -- it was her sister's, whom I had hooked up with the night before. Since I was (and probably still am) a d-bag, and we were also going to get a $10 bounty for fake ID's, I booted her from the bar and took the ID. Needless to say, I was not popular with that group of women for the rest of the summer.

The same afternoon, a bunch of football players came in. They all had ID and were legit, except one scrawny dude who looked like he was about 12. His ID was obviously fake, and I sent him packing, while I kept his ID. I managed to get back home that night without getting beaten to a pulp, which was nice. The funny thing was I was at Sears the next day getting a key cut, and lo and behold, who's working the counter -- the kid whose ID I snagged. The new key actually worked, and nothing ever got stolen from my house.

/let me know if you need any further stupid, inane anecdotes

As a former door man/bouncer in Boulder CO, this ain't the first time.

/has great stories

TheLads69:
/let me know if you need any further stupid, inane anecdotes

I'd like one about a bicycle, a cat, two pitchers of beer and a pony.

\please?

similar thing happened when I was working the door at the bar in New Orleans I worked at.. one where too many high school kids were hanging out.. this young girl came up with the ID of a chick I had been trying to bang.