I had to Gogle what a "Whomping Willow" was subby. May I just say...

Trees have attitude.

That story seems a little hard to believe, but it's in the Sun so I guess it's true.

What's a "car loon?"

And how does one "soup up" and Escort? Chunky or Creamy?

These pixels look shooped.

I call B.S. At no point in history has anyone considered a Ford Escort a 'prized' anything.

Neondistraction: I call B.S. At no point in history has anyone considered a Ford Escort a 'prized' anything.

You like dadges?

Drivin' without a license? That's a tree'n.

souped-up Ford Escort

Gleeman: souped-up Ford Escort

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Could be an RS Cosworth version. Highly doubt it though.

gopher321: I had to Gogle what a "Whomping Willow" was subby. May I just say...

Ok so tell me, have you been living under a rock the past 10 years or are you one of those brain dead sports fans that thinks Football is the only thing in life? Do tell

/Cool headline subby +1 interwebs!

LtDarkstar: gopher321: I had to Gogle what a "Whomping Willow" was subby. May I just say...

Ok so tell me, have you been living under a rock the past 10 years or are you one of those brain dead sports fans that thinks Football is the only thing in life? Do tell


no, actually - SOME of us have lives outside of imaginary-land. And believe it or not, some of us don't dress up like comic book or movie characters, either. we have lives and only post on fark when we have down time - not when we run out of cheetos and pony-pr0n.

That tree is really more trouble than it's worth.

If this story is true, good on the muggle neighbors.

What's with the use of the term 'BOY' when referring to a 24 year old?

BostonEMT: LtDarkstar: gopher321: I had to Gogle what a "Whomping Willow" was subby. May I just say...

Ok so tell me, have you been living under a rock the past 10 years or are you one of those brain dead sports fans that thinks Football is the only thing in life? Do tell


no, actually - SOME of us have lives outside of imaginary-land. And believe it or not, some of us don't dress up like comic book or movie characters, either. we have lives and only post on fark when we have down time - not when we run out of cheetos and pony-pr0n.

You used up all three Terabytes of your pony-pr0n?

BostonEMT: LtDarkstar: gopher321: I had to Gogle what a "Whomping Willow" was subby. May I just say...

Ok so tell me, have you been living under a rock the past 10 years or are you one of those brain dead sports fans that thinks Football is the only thing in life? Do tell


no, actually - SOME of us have lives outside of imaginary-land. And believe it or not, some of us don't dress up like comic book or movie characters, either. we have lives and only post on fark when we have down time - not when we run out of cheetos and pony-pr0n.

I do believe that some of you don't dress up like comic characters and don't only post on Fark when you run out of cheetos and pony-pr0n. I believe those people exist, I just don't believe you are one of them.

Neondistraction: I call B.S. At no point in history has anyone considered a Ford Escort a 'prized' anything.

Harlow_B_Ashur: Neondistraction: I call B.S. At no point in history has anyone considered a Ford Escort a 'prized' anything.

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Beat me to it, but I was going to just link the wiki on the Cosworth.

Neondistraction: I call B.S. At no point in history has anyone considered a Ford Escort a 'prized' anything.

This happened in Poland. If they can invent the screen door submarine, anything can happen.

But in this case it's actually integral to the story as opposed to padding a terrible book for children out another 50 pages.

Harlow_B_Ashur: Neondistraction: I call B.S. At no point in history has anyone considered a Ford Escort a 'prized' anything.

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Fair enough, but the Cosworth is about as close to the Escort in the article as this



is to a bobcat.

/ my OP was just hyperbole anyway. I went to high school with a kid that had a '93 Escort he was quite fond of
// he was an odd one

BostonEMT: LtDarkstar: gopher321: I had to Gogle what a "Whomping Willow" was subby. May I just say...

Ok so tell me, have you been living under a rock the past 10 years or are you one of those brain dead sports fans that thinks Football is the only thing in life? Do tell


no, actually - SOME of us have lives outside of imaginary-land. And believe it or not, some of us don't dress up like comic book or movie characters, either. we have lives and only post on fark when we have down time - not when we run out of cheetos and pony-pr0n.

But I bet you have a fantasy football team.

BostonEMT: LtDarkstar: gopher321: I had to Gogle what a "Whomping Willow" was subby. May I just say...

Ok so tell me, have you been living under a rock the past 10 years or are you one of those brain dead sports fans that thinks Football is the only thing in life? Do tell


no, actually - SOME of us have lives outside of imaginary-land. And believe it or not, some of us don't dress up like comic book or movie characters, either. we have lives and only post on fark when we have down time - not when we run out of cheetos and pony-pr0n.

Yes, because knowing about a character in the best-selling book series in history qualifies one as a cheeto-eating furry. Alright there, Mr. Studman, you're just too cool for the rest of us.

MagSeven: [images.wikia.com image 200x254]

You are a King Bob amongst men.

Neondistraction: Harlow_B_Ashur: Neondistraction: I call B.S. At no point in history has anyone considered a Ford Escort a 'prized' anything.

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Fair enough, but the Cosworth is about as close to the Escort in the article as this

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is to a bobcat.

/ my OP was just hyperbole anyway. I went to high school with a kid that had a '93 Escort he was quite fond of
// he was an odd one

This kind of bobcat?


Or this kind?

BostonEMT: LtDarkstar: gopher321: I had to Gogle what a "Whomping Willow" was subby. May I just say...

Ok so tell me, have you been living under a rock the past 10 years or are you one of those brain dead sports fans that thinks Football is the only thing in life? Do tell


no, actually - SOME of us have lives outside of imaginary-land. And believe it or not, some of us don't dress up like comic book or movie characters, either. we have lives and only post on fark when we have down time - not when we run out of cheetos and pony-pr0n.

Aren't you going to be late to the gym? You've only got 26 minutes, better hurry.

StrangeQ: BostonEMT: LtDarkstar: gopher321: I had to Gogle what a "Whomping Willow" was subby. May I just say...

Ok so tell me, have you been living under a rock the past 10 years or are you one of those brain dead sports fans that thinks Football is the only thing in life? Do tell


no, actually - SOME of us have lives outside of imaginary-land. And believe it or not, some of us don't dress up like comic book or movie characters, either. we have lives and only post on fark when we have down time - not when we run out of cheetos and pony-pr0n.

But I bet you have a fantasy football team.

He does it in his free time.

BostonEMT: LtDarkstar: gopher321: I had to Gogle what a "Whomping Willow" was subby. May I just say...

Ok so tell me, have you been living under a rock the past 10 years or are you one of those brain dead sports fans that thinks Football is the only thing in life? Do tell


no, actually - SOME of us have lives outside of imaginary-land. And believe it or not, some of us don't dress up like comic book or movie characters, either. we have lives and only post on fark when we have down time - not when we run out of cheetos and pony-pr0n.

Harry Potter isn't a nerd thing, it's a little kid thing. IF you are an adult male and like harry potter movie you are probably a pedophile.

gopher321: I had to Gogle what a "Whomping Willow" was subby. May I just say...

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Or perhaps subby has kids who actually know how to read a book.....

Neondistraction: I call B.S. At no point in history has anyone considered a Ford Escort a 'prized' anything.

It was in Poland. Anything above a Lada is a luxury vehicle. A "souped up Escort" means it has Fuzzy dice BTW.

My only question is are they going to come good for damage done to it? There is zero way to hoist a car up and down from a perch like that without doing something negative to it. Screw the neighbours. I'd cut that tree down and pile the firewood around thier house......add match

Shaggy_C: BostonEMT: LtDarkstar: gopher321: I had to Gogle what a "Whomping Willow" was subby. May I just say...

Ok so tell me, have you been living under a rock the past 10 years or are you one of those brain dead sports fans that thinks Football is the only thing in life? Do tell


no, actually - SOME of us have lives outside of imaginary-land. And believe it or not, some of us don't dress up like comic book or movie characters, either. we have lives and only post on fark when we have down time - not when we run out of cheetos and pony-pr0n.

Harry Potter isn't a nerd thing, it's a little kid thing. IF you are an adult male and like harry potter movie you are probably a pedophile.

Congrats on the most retarded statement of the day. You may now return to the rock you crawled out from under. 450 million books sold and you say its a pedophile thing.................... Dolt.........

Subby has been eaten by a grue.

Skyfrog: That story seems a little hard to believe, but it's in the Sun so I guess it's true.

Was on GMA also, so who knows?

Also, we have one of these racy idiots in my town. He speeds everywhere, including past the school just as the kids are leaving. His car has an awful paint job and is easy to recognize.

I think I will forward this story around town, see what people think...

Shaggy_C: BostonEMT: LtDarkstar: gopher321: I had to Gogle what a "Whomping Willow" was subby. May I just say...

Ok so tell me, have you been living under a rock the past 10 years or are you one of those brain dead sports fans that thinks Football is the only thing in life? Do tell


no, actually - SOME of us have lives outside of imaginary-land. And believe it or not, some of us don't dress up like comic book or movie characters, either. we have lives and only post on fark when we have down time - not when we run out of cheetos and pony-pr0n.

Harry Potter isn't a nerd thing, it's a little kid thing. IF you are an adult male and like harry potter movie you are probably a pedophile.

Sounds like your inner child died alone in the cold harsh winds of reality. :( Do you need a hug?

namegoeshere: Also, we have one of these racy idiots in my town. He speeds everywhere, including past the school just as the kids are leaving. His car has an awful paint job and is easy to recognize.I think I will forward this story around town, see what people think...

perhaps the car could find itself buried under 6 feet of dirt, with the owner still in it

I loved the Whomping Willow. It should have shown up more, just for the comedy.

loonatic112358: namegoeshere: Also, we have one of these racy idiots in my town. He speeds everywhere, including past the school just as the kids are leaving. His car has an awful paint job and is easy to recognize.I think I will forward this story around town, see what people think...

perhaps the car could find itself buried under 6 feet of dirt, with the owner still in it

It's a thought. Although if I see what I think I see, that thing that you may have done there, I'd have to get a job on a road crew, figure out when the right road was going to be resurfaced, do a bunch of math and stuff... probably more effort that sticking his car in a tree.

BostonEMT: LtDarkstar: gopher321: I had to Gogle what a "Whomping Willow" was subby. May I just say...

Ok so tell me, have you been living under a rock the past 10 years or are you one of those brain dead sports fans that thinks Football is the only thing in life? Do tell


no, actually - SOME of us have lives outside of imaginary-land. And believe it or not, some of us don't dress up like comic book or movie characters, either. we have lives and only post on fark when we have down time - not when we run out of cheetos and pony-pr0n.

Right, I can see how you overlooked it. Harry Potter's only spawned 7 of the best selling books of all time, 8 blockbuster movies, endless mainstream parodies and imitations, a few ridiculously successful theme parks, and enough merchandising to fill Belgium.

For you, normal everyday popular culture is something that happens to other people, isn't it?

How farking divorced from the english language do you have to be to write that goddamn headline? The Sun was.. illiterate.

kim jong-un: What's with the use of the term 'BOY' when referring to a 24 year old?

Drives without license? Hard to call that adult.

namegoeshere: It's a thought. Although if I see what I think I see, that thing that you may have done there, I'd have to get a job on a road crew, figure out when the right road was going to be resurfaced, do a bunch of math and stuff... probably more effort that sticking his car in a tree.

that's too much thought

go to idiots domicile, abscond with car using tow truck, back car into hole. when idiot shows up to claim car fill in hole

loonatic112358: namegoeshere: Also, we have one of these racy idiots in my town. He speeds everywhere, including past the school just as the kids are leaving. His car has an awful paint job and is easy to recognize.I think I will forward this story around town, see what people think...

perhaps the car could find itself buried under 6 feet of dirt, with the owner still in it

Too sinister. I would prefer tipping it on its nose and burying it halfway on his front lawn.

Phil Moskowitz: How farking divorced from the english language do you have to be to write that goddamn headline? The Sun was.. illiterate.

Yep, I came here expecting more ridicule of that bizarrely worded headline.

I miss you Jessica

A Willow I wouldn't mind being whomped by.



/Fark, I am disappoint
//whomp whomp whomp

GoodHomer: /Fark, I am disappoint