| Optometrist warns emo haircuts covering one eye could result in generation of young whiny people with lazy eyes |
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| John Dewey I figured they did that so they could switch the hair over to the other side when they could see when they go down to mom's dark dark basement. |
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| GreenAdder John Dewey: I figured they did that so they could switch the hair over to the other side when they could see when they go down to mom's dark dark basement. It's a common misconception that emos live in their parents' basements. Most emos actually live in ranch-style houses or apartments, and therefore have no basements in which to sulk. Instead, their solace comes from a blanket unceremoniously affixed to their bedroom window frame. |
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| sno man I wonder if this actually happened to any kids from the 80's? Or if this eye doc bothered to check before coming out as an idiot. |
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| Ambivalence GreenAdder: John Dewey: I figured they did that so they could switch the hair over to the other side when they could see when they go down to mom's dark dark basement. It's a common misconception that emos live in their parents' basements. Most emos actually live in ranch-style houses or apartments, and therefore have no basements in which to sulk. Instead, their solace comes from a blanket unceremoniously affixed to their bedroom window frame. Idiots. if you want to darken a room you tape aluminum foil to the windows, not a blanket. |
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| GreenAdder Ambivalence: GreenAdder: John Dewey: I figured they did that so they could switch the hair over to the other side when they could see when they go down to mom's dark dark basement. It's a common misconception that emos live in their parents' basements. Most emos actually live in ranch-style houses or apartments, and therefore have no basements in which to sulk. Instead, their solace comes from a blanket unceremoniously affixed to their bedroom window frame. Idiots. if you want to darken a room you tape aluminum foil to the windows, not a blanket. We're talking about a group of people who actively look for reasons to be sad. I don't think common sense is within their purview. |
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| AverageAmericanGuy
Tony Hawk styled his hair that way and he's the raddest skateboarder of all time. |
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| Canton
What if they just flipped the haircuts once in a while? |
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| Lipspinach
sno man: I wonder if this actually happened to any kids from the 80's? Or if this eye doc bothered to check before coming out as an idiot. I don't think that particular hair-do was really around in the '80's. It's fairly recent I believe. |
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| stealingisbad
Emos still exist? I thought they all evolved into hipsters. |
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| Notabunny Also, attacks by a scissor-wielding Mitt Romney |
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| Joe Peanut The solution: |
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| ronaprhys
The 80's Flock of Seagulls haircut would like a word you with you farking youngsters. /get off my lawn //farking cockbites. |
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| OlieFan37
Who cares how they style their hair. Just make sure they are video game junkies in the future. |
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| sanriosucks
Oh great, a lazy eye thread. As someone who has had to put up with having a lazy eye for 30 years, I can tell you the emo are not prepared to deal. |
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| TheBeastOfYuccaFlats Early 80s anime characters had that haircut and they're not having any problems. |
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| SharkTrager
Lipspinach: sno man: I wonder if this actually happened to any kids from the 80's? Or if this eye doc bothered to check before coming out as an idiot. I don't think that particular hair-do was really around in the '80's. It's fairly recent I believe. You didn't know many new wave kids I guess. |
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| RoyBatty Canton: What if they just flipped the haircuts once in a while? shiat. Not at the same time I hope. I mean, think about it. |
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| LeroyBourne stealingisbad: Emos still exist? I thought they all evolved into hipsters. If only hipsters would start cutting themselves. Most emos I've encountered had arms that were totally wrecked with healed cuts and old burns. |
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| AliceBToklasLives
SharkTrager: You didn't know many new wave kids I guess. Pretty much anything "new" youth thing is a slight variation on something from the 70s. Just be nice to the kids and admit that their totally rebels. |
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| AliceBToklasLives
AliceBToklasLives: SharkTrager: You didn't know many new wave kids I guess. Pretty much anything "new" youth thing is a slight variation on something from the 70s. Just be nice to the kids and admit that /sigh |
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| Unobtanium
So, did she have a lazy eye? |
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| SoCalSurfer
Ambivalence: GreenAdder: John Dewey: I figured they did that so they could switch the hair over to the other side when they could see when they go down to mom's dark dark basement. It's a common misconception that emos live in their parents' basements. Most emos actually live in ranch-style houses or apartments, and therefore have no basements in which to sulk. Instead, their solace comes from a blanket unceremoniously affixed to their bedroom window frame. Idiots. if you want to darken a room you tape aluminum foil to the windows, not a blanket. Aluminum foil worked great for my college apartment without air conditioning |
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| Juc
Just like it did to the skaters from when I was a kid? |
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| Arkanaut
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| Canton
RoyBatty: Canton: What if they just flipped the haircuts once in a while? shiat. Not at the same time I hope. I mean, think about it. Ooh. Yeah, that would be tricky. Hmm. /Clearly the solution involves pirate regalia. |
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| shamanwest
Lipspinach: sno man: I wonder if this actually happened to any kids from the 80's? Or if this eye doc bothered to check before coming out as an idiot. I don't think that particular hair-do was really around in the '80's. It's fairly recent I believe. I'm not sure what Canadia was doing in the 80's, but when I was a kid hair over one eye was not uncommon at all. I did it, to my mother's warnings. Never bothered me. |
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| Lipspinach
SharkTrager: Lipspinach: sno man: I wonder if this actually happened to any kids from the 80's? Or if this eye doc bothered to check before coming out as an idiot. I don't think that particular hair-do was really around in the '80's. It's fairly recent I believe. You didn't know many new wave kids I guess. Sure I did, that hair style just wasn't very prevalent in these parts (Toronto) in the 80s. I remember seeing a few but not nearly as much as these days. I think maybe there are so many people walking around with hair like that because it got big with the emo crowd and then skipped right over to the the Bieber Generation. A "Double Whammy", if you will. |
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| JonnyBGoode
Unobtanium: So, did she have a lazy eye? [data.whicdn.com image 102x85] No.... She's got Bette Davis eyes. |
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| JustHereForThePics
JonnyBGoode: Unobtanium: So, did she have a lazy eye? [data.whicdn.com image 102x85] No.... She's got Bette Davis eyes. Um, why would Katherine Hepburn have Bette Davis eyes? |
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| Lipspinach
shamanwest: Lipspinach: sno man: I wonder if this actually happened to any kids from the 80's? Or if this eye doc bothered to check before coming out as an idiot. I don't think that particular hair-do was really around in the '80's. It's fairly recent I believe. I'm not sure what Canadia was doing in the 80's, but when I was a kid hair over one eye was not uncommon at all. I did it, to my mother's warnings. Never bothered me. Well....thinking back on those days I was pretty much wasted through that entire decade so I just may not have noticed, or forgotten. Now my curiosity is piqued. I'm gonna have to ask a few friends about it so I can get some closure on this. |
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| ZombieApocalypseKitten
sno man: I wonder if this actually happened to any kids from the 80's? Or if this eye doc bothered to check before coming out as an idiot. It may have happened to me. My right eye does not function as well as the left. I can only describe its vision as being like swiss cheese, but when you try to look at the hole --its gone. I've considered wearing an eye-patch over the good eye to try and force the other eye to catch up. Ambivalence: GreenAdder: John Dewey: I figured they did that so they could switch the hair over to the other side when they could see when they go down to mom's dark dark basement. It's a common misconception that emos live in their parents' basements. Most emos actually live in ranch-style houses or apartments, and therefore have no basements in which to sulk. Instead, their solace comes from a blanket unceremoniously affixed to their bedroom window frame. Idiots. if you want to darken a room you tape aluminum foil to the windows, not a blanket. Crap. I just used paint |
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| numbone
I have no problem with this as long as they see how to serve my pizza. |
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| cherryl taggart
JustHereForThePics: JonnyBGoode: Unobtanium: So, did she have a lazy eye? [data.whicdn.com image 102x85] No.... She's got Bette Davis eyes. Um, why would Katherine Hepburn have Bette Davis eyes? No, she was missing half her face, and Hollywood wouldn't spring for the Phantom mask. |
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| brap Lipspinach: sno man: I wonder if this actually happened to any kids from the 80's? Or if this eye doc bothered to check before coming out as an idiot. I don't think that particular hair-do was really around in the '80's. It's fairly recent I believe. The assymetrical bangs over one eye thingee? Hellz yeah it was wildly popular in the eighties. - Former hairfarmer. |
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| croesius
sanriosucks: Oh great, a lazy eye thread. As someone who has had to put up with having a lazy eye for 30 years, I can tell you the emo are not prepared to deal. I gotta ask, and I apologize if this comes across as crass... But do your sight pictures line up with mental balancing, or do you maintain two separate images you consciously have to manage? |
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| fusillade762 cherryl taggart: JustHereForThePics: JonnyBGoode: Unobtanium: So, did she have a lazy eye? [data.whicdn.com image 102x85] No.... She's got Bette Davis eyes. Um, why would Katherine Hepburn have Bette Davis eyes? No, she was missing half her face, and Hollywood wouldn't spring for the Phantom mask. You mean like? ![]() And I think the hair-over-one-eye look is sexy as hell sometimes. Case in point: |
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| qlenfg
Feh. Our elementary teachers were telling us that about long bangs in the early 70's. I don't think that is what caused my bad eyesight though. |
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| josefgabriel
Nobody has mentioned the most amazing lazy eye artist ever? With a haircut "sometimes covering one eye". ![]() |
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| Canton
fusillade762: And I think the hair-over-one-eye look is sexy as hell sometimes. Case in point: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 388x480] But is that the hair style being sexy as hell, or just Olivia Wilde? Because there is much she can get away with. |
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TV's Vinnie
![]() Knows what to do about long bangs on effeminate gaywad teens. |
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| SweetSilverBlues
Unobtanium: So, did she have a lazy eye? [data.whicdn.com image 102x85] Totally beat me to it. For which I give you my thanks. |
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TV's Vinnie
![]() Dares Romney to just try it. |
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| Foxxinnia
Emos? What the hell are those? It's 2012 dog, what are you talking about? |
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| ruta
brap: Lipspinach: sno man: I wonder if this actually happened to any kids from the 80's? Or if this eye doc bothered to check before coming out as an idiot. I don't think that particular hair-do was really around in the '80's. It's fairly recent I believe. The assymetrical bangs over one eye thingee? Hellz yeah it was wildly popular in the eighties. - Former hairfarmer. Yeah, I came in here to say "repeat from 1985". I remember being warned that the bangs-over-one-eye style would screw with your vision but my eyes seemed to have survived the hairstyle. Back then it was big, big bangs, often, but not always, as part of a big, big style over all. Crimping or perming optional, backcombing mandatory. So much Final Net hairspray that when you finally washed it it came out in icky sticky balls. The eye-blocking bangs could be New Wave, Punk or Goth, depending on context and colour. The preppy Big Bangs went straight up like a fin, often with matching side fins springing from the temples so when you saw a girl face on it looked like Big Hair, but when seen in profile, if she didn't use a mirror to attend to the volume at the back it was a thin, hilarious disk. Oh the eighties. |
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| 0Icky0
A great subway memory...two emo boys and a girl in a tight group. The emos were trying to impress a girl by flipping the hair out of their eyes every five seconds or so....until one time they knocked their heads together. They looked sheepish, or as sheepish as emo twats can look. |
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| snocone This is why you should not let optomitrists have sharp pointy things. /and prescriptions, no prescriptions, definately |
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