Happy Mother's Day!

what kind of card did she get from her daughter?

"Sentence her like a man" is the best comment ever.

There are two stupid things she did here.

1. Fark her daughter's boyfriend
2. Not use birth control

One of those is acceptable, but both gets you a feature on Fark

Enough Palin threads already!

Step sister-daughter.

Maybe she's having a child to encourage her daughter not to become a teenage mom. Ever think of that smart guys? Of course the mom was a teenage mom the first time around.

Excuse me
While I lock the door and run the water.... *Fap fap fap*

♫ And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson Jesus loves you more than you will know (Wo, wo, wo)
God bless you please, Mrs. Robinson Heaven holds a place for those who pray (Hey, hey, hey...hey, hey, hey)

Hide it in a hiding place where no one ever goes
Put it in your pantry with your cupcakes
It's a little secret, just the Robinsons' affair
Most of all, you've got to hide it from the kids ♫

Sir_Dude: "Sentence her like a man" is the best comment ever.

32 year old woman
16 year old boyfriend
how old was the daughter?

Ten, Twelve? Sixteen herself??? Seventeen??!

And was the daughter also underaged, or overaged? Can't tell, with a 32 year old mama

/meanwhile, don't google 'woman has sex with own son' in google
//trying to find the recent story of the (again) 30ish woman having sex with her teenaged son in a hotel room
///didn't know there were that many stories out there
/do those boys get help, or are they shoved aside for female victims of incest?

Mom gives birth to baby from sex with daughter's teenage boyfriend. If the kids get married this one will put some knots in the family tree

Meh... It could be worse!

Mom gives birth to baby from sex with daughter's teenage son. If the kids get married this one will put some knots in the family tree .

JasonOfOrillia: Maybe she's having a child to encourage her daughter not to become a teenage mom. Ever think of that smart guys? Of course the mom was a teenage mom the first time around.


Nobody drops the 'we will outbreed' you challenge anymore out there? That's nice.

She should adopt him, then marry him.

And thus the foretold Idiocracy begins...

nucular bum: And thus the foretold Idiocracy begins...

The Aristocrats!

namegoeshere: She should adopt him, then marry him.

Worked for Woody Allen....

Hmmmm this sounds like something from brazzers.

WTF_Are_You_Looking_At: Mom gives birth to baby from sex with daughter's teenage boyfriend. If the kids get married this one will put some knots in the family tree

Meh... It could be worse!

Mom gives birth to baby from sex with daughter's teenage son. If the kids get married this one will put some knots in the family tree .

The daughter now has a brother, that could also be her nephew.

It's like Kentucky farked West Virginia in Arkansas' barn...

Just wait until she demands child support. Then things will really get interesting.

TheOther: WTF_Are_You_Looking_At: Mom gives birth to baby from sex with daughter's teenage boyfriend. If the kids get married this one will put some knots in the family tree

Meh... It could be worse!

Mom gives birth to baby from sex with daughter's teenage son. If the kids get married this one will put some knots in the family tree .

The daughter now has a brother, that could also be her nephew.

It's like Kentucky farked West Virginia in Arkansas' barn...

Better yet, the could could end up with its dad as a brother-in-law.

It's like the genetics version of Portal.

I could have sworn I typed "kid could".

Blargh.

Mother Daughter Threesome

To Do List:

1. Break up with boyfriend
2. Disown mother
3. Finish high school
4. Join Navy
5. Profit

I'm my own grandpaw.

The last time I checked abortions aren't that expensive.

Got nothing on those guys:

In Sumerian mythology, Nammu sleeps with her son An and births Enki. Enki then sleeps with Nammu's daughter Ninhursag, fathering Ninsar. Enki then sleeps with Ninsar, fathering Ninkurra. Enki then sleeps with Ninkurra, fathering Uttu, who he consequently sleeps with. Slightly pissed at Enki, Ninhursag takes the semen from Uttu's womb and, to make a long story short, impregnated herself with it, giving birth to eight new gods.

Nammu and An also have the daughter Ninlil, who carries Ninhursag and An's son Enlil. Enlil then sleeps with their granddaughter Erseshkigal, fathering Namtar.
Here's a diagram to help you figure all that out.

Lou Brown: Just wait until she demands child support. Then things will really get interesting.

She probably won't get the chance since she is going to jail and the boy's parents will most likely get custody. But by some strange chance, anything can happen, if she doesn't go to jail and gets custody, I wonder how a court can justify making her victim pay money to her.

tarheel07: The last time I checked abortions aren't that expensive.

Godless liberal scum!

/jk :)

California law is really funny. Their basis for statutory rape is that it creates too many teen moms and that's the worse thing in the world. This woman will be out in 3 years tops whereas a man would be in for 10.

LazarusLong42: I'm my own grandpaw.

Thank you, Ray Stevens

LazarusLong42: I'm my own grandpaw.

Came for this! Gud Jorb!

YouTube - clicky pops

detritus: ♫ And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson Jesus loves you more than you will know (Wo, wo, wo)
God bless you please, Mrs. Robinson Heaven holds a place for those who pray (Hey, hey, hey...hey, hey, hey)

Hide it in a hiding place where no one ever goes
Put it in your pantry with your cupcakes
It's a little secret, just the Robinsons' affair
Most of all, you've got to hide it from the kids ♫

I see that... and raise you...

"Stacy's mom has got it goin' on
She's all I want and I've waited for so long
Stacy, can't you see you're just not the girl for me
I know it might be wrong but I'm in love with Stacy's mom"

ongbok: She probably won't get the chance since she is going to jail and the boy's parents will most likely get custody. But by some strange chance, anything can happen, if she doesn't go to jail and gets custody, I wonder how a court can justify making her victim pay money to her.

I don't think she gets custody regardless of whether she is found guilty or not. The judge will make sure not to give her the child.

WTF_Are_You_Looking_At: Mom gives birth to baby from sex with daughter's teenage boyfriend. If the kids get married this one will put some knots in the family tree

Meh... It could be worse!.

Yeah, it could have been this wench ...

Damn she's Farkin' ugly! The daughter must be horrible!

Latinwolf: Got nothing on those guys:

In Sumerian mythology, Nammu sleeps with her son An and births Enki. Enki then sleeps with Nammu's daughter Ninhursag, fathering Ninsar. Enki then sleeps with Ninsar, fathering Ninkurra. Enki then sleeps with Ninkurra, fathering Uttu, who he consequently sleeps with. Slightly pissed at Enki, Ninhursag takes the semen from Uttu's womb and, to make a long story short, impregnated herself with it, giving birth to eight new gods.

Nammu and An also have the daughter Ninlil, who carries Ninhursag and An's son Enlil. Enlil then sleeps with their granddaughter Erseshkigal, fathering Namtar.
Here's a diagram to help you figure all that out.
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Gilgamesh??!!? Darmok never heard the above story from Picard!

He gets custody. He marries the daughter, who adopts the baby.

namegoeshere: He gets custody. He marries the daughter, who adopts the baby. They get a guest spot on Maury

fixed

JPINFV: detritus: ♫ And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson Jesus loves you more than you will know (Wo, wo, wo)
God bless you please, Mrs. Robinson Heaven holds a place for those who pray (Hey, hey, hey...hey, hey, hey)

Hide it in a hiding place where no one ever goes
Put it in your pantry with your cupcakes
It's a little secret, just the Robinsons' affair
Most of all, you've got to hide it from the kids ♫

I see that... and raise you...

"Stacy's mom has got it goin' on
She's all I want and I've waited for so long
Stacy, can't you see you're just not the girl for me
I know it might be wrong but I'm in love with Stacy's mom"

So much goodness to comment post pictures on in this thread!

Isn't this the plot behind most of the MILF porn on the intertubes?

Latinwolf: Got nothing on those guys:

In Sumerian mythology, Nammu sleeps with her son An and births Enki. Enki then sleeps with Nammu's daughter Ninhursag, fathering Ninsar. Enki then sleeps with Ninsar, fathering Ninkurra. Enki then sleeps with Ninkurra, fathering Uttu, who he consequently sleeps with. Slightly pissed at Enki, Ninhursag takes the semen from Uttu's womb and, to make a long story short, impregnated herself with it, giving birth to eight new gods.

Nammu and An also have the daughter Ninlil, who carries Ninhursag and An's son Enlil. Enlil then sleeps with their granddaughter Erseshkigal, fathering Namtar.
Here's a diagram to help you figure all that out.
[img683.imageshack.us image 640x346]

Even this is slightly easier to follow:

She was just making sure he was good enough for her daughter!

"Gonzalez told police when she was arrested that she was in love with the boy"

Well, that makes it alright then.

Mother of the year

munko: Happy Mother's Day!

what kind of card did she get from her daughter?

well
if she goes to prison, her daughter and boy friend could take care of the baby for her ....
bwhahahahahahahahahahaha

ongbok: But by some strange chance, anything can happen, if she doesn't go to jail and gets custody, I wonder how a court can justify making her victim pay money to her.

Easy. Child support is not 'payments to the mother', but rather money to support the child.
She probably won't retain custody, but child support would be a no brainer if she does.

YouPeopleAreCrazy: ongbok: But by some strange chance, anything can happen, if she doesn't go to jail and gets custody, I wonder how a court can justify making her victim pay money to her.

Easy. Child support is not 'payments to the mother', but rather money to support the child.
She probably won't retain custody, but child support would be a no brainer if she does.

So naive if you think child support works that way

I'd fist her like an angry god.

Donnchadha: Latinwolf: Got nothing on those guys:

In Sumerian mythology, Nammu sleeps with her son An and births Enki. Enki then sleeps with Nammu's daughter Ninhursag, fathering Ninsar. Enki then sleeps with Ninsar, fathering Ninkurra. Enki then sleeps with Ninkurra, fathering Uttu, who he consequently sleeps with. Slightly pissed at Enki, Ninhursag takes the semen from Uttu's womb and, to make a long story short, impregnated herself with it, giving birth to eight new gods.

Nammu and An also have the daughter Ninlil, who carries Ninhursag and An's son Enlil. Enlil then sleeps with their granddaughter Erseshkigal, fathering Namtar.
Here's a diagram to help you figure all that out.
[img683.imageshack.us image 640x346]

Even this is slightly easier to follow:

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 500x385]

Good god, look at all those closed loops! Family trees should not look like that! D: