penis's what?

Ears McGoo looks all sad there.

Lest we not that none of us would be alive if our mothers hadn't accepted penis at some point.

The chocolate ones are always bigger

Seriously?

Penis goes WHERE?

well, subby got it fixed. Pity :)

What sexy candy may look like.

/looks like someone took a nipple uh I mean nibble, too

If you didn't know what it already was, you wouldn't see it.

Er.. let me rephrase "If you didn't already know it was, you wouldn't see it."

I thought the term was 'penii'?

Why is biting a chocolate penus a bad thing? It's just chocolate.

Chariset: Er.. let me rephrase "If you didn't already know it was, you wouldn't see it."

I'm pretty sure young boys still have penises.

I think the shocking bit from TFA is that the chocolate was probably from last year. Who stores chocolate for a year?

That's like a bag of dicks.

"My nine-year-old grandson gave this zip-lock bag to me, put it in my lap and said to me, 'You've got a willy in there Nanny'," she said.

Winner!

The good news was that the chocolate penises melts only in your mouth, not in your hands.

bdub77: Lest we not that none of us would be alive if our mothers hadn't accepted penis at some point.

Octomom has like 28 kids and nary a one involved her accepting a penis.

Pee and See event? They had it...ummm...coming?

P&C? What's that supposed to mean?

Penis and coont?

Poontang and Cock?

booberryberet: I think the shocking bit from TFA is that the chocolate was probably from last year. Who stores chocolate for a year?

Someone who had way too much fun and decided to "spread the love."

Mommy's got some nice bedroom eyes.

Parents and Citizens ..."friends of the school:

Aside from everything else, they were a year old? Who eats year-old chocolate?

All I got for mother's day was some burnt breakfast eggs and a dinner with in-laws I hate. Penis candy would have ROCKED.

Well son, when two pieces of chocolate love each other.

"OMG, let's like, just staple some genitals to EVERYTHING! It's sooooo edge-ay!" "No it isn't, you look like a smirking 8 year old" "SHUT UP!!"

FTA - "Then I had a three-year-old sit down next to me and she said, 'Hey, what's this?' She had this brown chocolate shaped like a penis and was about to eat the top off it. "I told her she had better go and talk to her mother."

illannoyin: I thought the term was 'penii'?

Penes.

FTA: parents were horrified.


Horrified?

gameshowhost: Ears McGoo looks all sad there.

'cause his mom bogarted all the tasty, chocolate cocks.

I'd like to cover the mom in chocolate.

stuhayes2010: FTA: parents were horrified.


Horrified?

Ssshhhh. This is media. Only incidents of enormous, serious and unimaginable gravitas get past the editor's desk. Assuming there are still editors.

ecmoRandomNumbers: [i224.photobucket.com image 639x360]

Seriously?

Those are extremely obvious. How does someone not catch that?

The Madd Mann: Chariset: Er.. let me rephrase "If you didn't already know it was, you wouldn't see it."

I'm pretty sure young boys still have penises.

Why don't you have a seat over there...

That mom will suck on it, but will she swallow?

"Then I had a three-year-old sit down next to me and she said, 'Hey, what's this?' She had this brown chocolate shaped like a penis and was about to eat the top off it.
"I told her she had better go and talk to her mother."

Yeah, her mother knows how to do it properly.

booberryberet: I think the shocking bit from TFA is that the chocolate was probably from last year. Who stores chocolate for a year?

This. I'd be more worried about the expiration date of the chocolates than their shapes.

See, once upon a time, there were journalists and reporters and editors and copy reviewers and stuff and there were actual, hard and fast rules and linear story progressions that dealt in fact and you had to go to college to learn that sh*t. Then somebody figured out that if you fire all the people who can actually find their ass with both hands - you could just let the lowest common denominator demand whatever gave them a sense of drama and titillation.

See, money, the thing about money is, as soon as something primary becomes about money, whatever that thing is sold as being about is what it used to be about.

A lot of industries are pretty much just drop cloths tossed over the the crusty stains that are the result of executives looking at their paychecks and fantasizing about what else they can wad up and throw away to make it look like their "improving the company's P&L". When in fact, they're just building the set for the idiocracy which, if you recall, was a lot like the set for the pre-idiocracy, only covered in sh*t, mold, debris and refuse.

So now everything is a "war" or "intense" or "extreeeeeeeeme" or whatever the hell else hypes up the fact that you're mostly reading useless hyperbole or fear mongering tripe, something about "OMG BOOBEHZ!" or watching some jerkoffs at work who swear a lot. [See Film, television, news and advertisements.] Of course chocolate in the shape of a cock isn't the end of the world. What doesn't get addressed is that we now live in a culture that thinks that making chocolate in the shape of a cock is clever.

/Obligatory

Parents are shocked by everything these days. Just accept it and design an education system with zero exposure (and litigation liability) to parents. Mothers day, fathers day, report cards, parent teacher night, P&C - ditch them all.

Parents will biatch and moan about anything and everything, so trying to be inclusive of them will always backfire.

Thank goodness they didn't put pot in the chocolates. Then no one would have cared and there would be no article.

Moonfisher: All I got for mother's day was some burnt breakfast eggs and a dinner with in-laws I hate. Penis candy would have ROCKED.

Well, print out the pics from TFA and put it on your wish list for next year. Just make sure you make it very clear you do not want the old chocolate penis. I hear tell that old chocolate penis is highly unpleasant.

Real Women Drink Akvavit: Moonfisher: All I got for mother's day was some burnt breakfast eggs and a dinner with in-laws I hate. Penis candy would have ROCKED.

Well, print out the pics from TFA and put it on your wish list for next year. Just make sure you make it very clear you do not want the old chocolate penis. I hear tell that old chocolate penis is highly unpleasant.

I've heard that the old chocolate penis doesn't stay stiff, and really, who wants a flaccid chocolate?

zzrhardy: Parents are shocked by everything these days. Just accept it and design an education system with zero exposure (and litigation liability) to parents. Mothers day, fathers day, report cards, parent teacher night, P&C - ditch them all.

Parents will biatch and moan about anything and everything, so trying to be inclusive of them will always backfire.

While we have an at-least-average number of biatchy/moany parents in Australia, we don't have the same lawsuit insanity that the USA does. Most jurisdictions allow litigants only to sue for the amount they have been shown to have lost, which in the worst case scenario for this situation might be the cost of a couple of counselling sessions for the most repressed folks. You'd have a hard time demonstrating that this incident had left you a drooling vegetable or ruined a highly paid career.

P&C are Out!
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I guess with so many to compare, the attendees can finally answer the age old questions: 1) Are the darker ones bigger than the others?, and 2) Do they taste the same?

DreamyAltarBoy: illannoyin: I thought the term was 'penii'?

Penes.

A word that is so much fun to say. I prefer not having occasion to use it frequently, however.

That Cassandra looks pretty Farkable. If she loses those two brats, I'd consider it. She wouldn't need any more chocolate ones.

Why are there never any candy vaginas? I'd love to lick a candy vagina.

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