FTFA:
Japan will have no children under the age of 15 in 999 years if current trends continue

"Current trends" never, ever, EVER continue that long. This article is farking retarded.

And if the core collapses in Reactor #4 at Fukishima, they may be able to speed up their timetable.

That's certainly going to cut down on the sex life of middle aged businessmen there.

If Aki Hoshino or Arisa Oda have an afternoon off, I'll be happy to help them alleviate this problem.

Purely for humanitarian reasons, of course.

whatever. their cartoons and video games have left something to be desired for the past seven years

That's silly. The world's ending in December.

Not sure if it counts as a repeat if it was only on another tag, but.. repeat?

Link

Asiatic Black Pedobear is inconsolable.

Think of the predictions from 1000 years ago. They all came true.

[Insert the xkcd extrapolation comic here]

Coincidentally, that's about when fark will stop having repeats.

I wonder if they have thought about undertaking a stab at creating a Greater East Asia Co-Prosperity Sphere of Influence?

Japan will be part of China in 40 years anyway

It's all about the soy-based diet. Too much estrogen, not enough red meat.

The Japanese man is literally turning into a girly-man.

So that means 18 year olds will have the shape of 3-4 year olds.
niiice

For the purposes of this study, what counts as a Japanese person? If I somehow court a Japanese lady and we make a Japanese-Canadian baby, does the baby count as Japanese enough for the researchers? Would I need Japanese citizenship? If my hypothetical-baby wouldn't count, then how many Japanese citizens right now would be excluded from the study?

I guess the study doesn't really matter. Once they decide the fallout from Fukushima is too much, they will instead clone their next generation out of the DNA of people who were on off-shore vacation when Fukushima got borked.

AverageAmericanGuy: It's all about the soy-based diet. Too much estrogen, not enough red meat.

The Japanese man is literally turning into a girly-man.

This is what Average American Guy actually believes.

Note: also on record saying that hating gays is "natural"

Again with this crap?

repeateet

I remember this thread. We decided to blame the tentacle monsters. nsfw

drjekel_mrhyde: Japan will be part of China in 40 years anyway

More accurately...

Greater East Asia Co-Prosperity Sphere

Then who will pilot the Mecha suits when the [insert apocalypse cause] occurs?

In memoriam of "loose socks"

This thread, it's like de ja vu all over again.
If the Japanese population in the coastal city dwindles, then they'll fark to fill it back up. If the cities inland start gaining appeal, then they'll be filled as well.

tjassen: Then who will pilot the Mecha suits when the [insert apocalypse cause] occurs?

Dammit, ya beat me to it.

Ghastly: I remember this thread. We decided to blame the tentacle monsters. nsfw

I'm going to take this as a lesson on how to finish reading a post before clicking a link. I figured you were linking to the thread, not the tentacle rape.

I had no chicken yesterday. I had 2 thighs today. If this trend continues ill have infinity*2 chicken tomorrow. Flawed extrapolation, yeah!

miss diminutive: Ghastly: I remember this thread. We decided to blame the tentacle monsters. nsfw

I'm going to take this as a lesson on how to finish reading a post before clicking a link. I figured you were linking to the thread, not the tentacle rape.

I always link to the tentacle rape. It's what I do.

Ghastly: miss diminutive: Ghastly: I remember this thread. We decided to blame the tentacle monsters. nsfw

I'm going to take this as a lesson on how to finish reading a post before clicking a link. I figured you were linking to the thread, not the tentacle rape.

I always link to the tentacle rape. It's what I do.

Favorite Purple 3... "always links to tentacle rape"

Cyno01: I had no chicken yesterday. I had 2 thighs today. If this trend continues ill have infinity*2 chicken tomorrow. Flawed extrapolation, yeah!

This made me lol.

Also, by 3011 (assuming we haven't killed ourselves off) I would imagine humans will probably have a life expectancy of 1000 years and that birth rates would have plummeted in response.

Will there be no repeats in 3011? I can wait if it has to take that long.

this thread is waisis as a mofo

AverageAmericanGuy: Ghastly: miss diminutive: Ghastly: I remember this thread. We decided to blame the tentacle monsters. nsfw

I'm going to take this as a lesson on how to finish reading a post before clicking a link. I figured you were linking to the thread, not the tentacle rape.

I always link to the tentacle rape. It's what I do.

Favorite Purple 3... "always links to tentacle rape"

Seconded.

/cyan 4

miss diminutive: AverageAmericanGuy: Ghastly: miss diminutive: Ghastly: I remember this thread. We decided to blame the tentacle monsters. nsfw

I'm going to take this as a lesson on how to finish reading a post before clicking a link. I figured you were linking to the thread, not the tentacle rape.

I always link to the tentacle rape. It's what I do.

Favorite Purple 3... "always links to tentacle rape"

Seconded.

/cyan 4

The motion is carried. Tentacle rape and dick-girls for all.

Articles like this should be written in the style of Ripley's Believe it or Not to get the desired reader panic.

miss diminutive:
I'm going to take this as a lesson on how to finish reading a post before clicking a link. I figured you were linking to the thread, not the tentacle rape.

Oh, to be internet innocent again.
Eh, nevermind. It's better to embrace its corruption.

/heehee, that chick's penis has nippes

I'm sure by that time the government will have the technology to just grow the necessary humans in vats. For convenience the human factories could be located on the grounds of the larger factories the units would one day work at. They will be camps, concentrated ones...

LoneWolf343: Will there be no repeats in 3011? I can wait if it has to take that long.

Fark will be run by Drew's great great great... grandson, and a true heir to Fark's core values

I am against tentacle rape in any form. Just because the tentacles dress so provocatively doesn't give you reason to rape them.

/ and don't get me stared on that brutal practice of nineacal rape now taking place in other countries

Raider_dad: Articles like this should be written in the style of Ripley's Believe it or Not to get the desired reader panic.

And narrated by Jack sssssssssttttthhhhhhh Palancsssssssssssssttttthhhhh.

3021: Japan completely overrun by an infant population

Japan will be conquered by Israel long before 3011

Japan will have no children under the age of 15 in 999 years if current trends continue, according to researchers at Tohoku University Graduate School of Economics in Sendai.

I think I see the problem here.

The Japanese race will die out when they invent a robot that gives a satisfactory beej.

Many, Many young Japanese men reject the incredible stress of their culture, and become shut in anyway. If they could do that, and still get sex; they'd never take a look at a real, complicated, demanding, hard to understand female.



Here she is saying, "You don't have to push on my head. I know what I'm doing!"

bingethinker~

Good catch.

LoneWolf343: Will there be no repeats in 3011? I can wait if it has to take that long.

I read just the other day my hometown is going to get a total eclipse in around 2106. Now I have the total depopulation of Japan to look forward to also.

Little.Alex: The Japanese race will die out when they invent a robot that gives a satisfactory beej.

Many, Many young Japanese men reject the incredible stress of their culture, and become shut in anyway. If they could do that, and still get sex; they'd never take a look at a real, complicated, demanding, hard to understand female.

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Here she is saying, "You don't have to push on my head. I know what I'm doing!"

And while your at it. You might want to explain to us normal people how having sex is also like masturbation. Because you know, people don't have souls