Turns out, it wasn't Travolta, after all. It was Nicholas Cage.

/weak

Pay me $14k and I'll pretend to care.

You're wondering why he decided to bolt? It's easy to end a legal face-off if you grease the wheels. I think everyone was expecting this case to be a blowout, but a civil action like this is going to take more than just a shout from some wannabe punisher. When someone crosses the thin red line and thinks they have a perfect case against you, you need to be cool and just live life moment by moment. Nevermind what the experts say. Hopefully this phenomenon will blow over and Travolta can get back to staying alive. How can I tell if this case is pulp fiction or not, when I can't even look who's talking?

GreenAdder: You're wondering why he decided to bolt? It's easy to end a legal face-off if you grease the wheels. I think everyone was expecting this case to be a blowout, but a civil action like this is going to take more than just a shout from some wannabe punisher. When someone crosses the thin red line and thinks they have a perfect case against you, you need to be cool and just live life moment by moment. Nevermind what the experts say. Hopefully this phenomenon will blow over and Travolta can get back to staying alive. How can I tell if this case is pulp fiction or not, when I can't even look who's talking?

This case would have been a real Battle Field. But at the end of the, you go home eat some Swordfish and just live life.

Michael?

As soon as the second John drops his suit, we'll have a happy ending.

GreenAdder: blowout

Damn, I was gonna go with that one...

Guess I'll have to go with #2

Turns out it was just a saturday night fever dream by some sweat hog.

So he got told to beat it?

TFA: The "notice of dismissal" by the masseur--identified only as "John Doe 1" in court papers--was filed in U.S. District Court in Los Angeles by attorney Okorie Okorocha. The one-page notice offers no explanation for the dismissal of the $2 million complaint, which was filed just 11 days ago.

In other words, they settled out of court.

GreenAdder: You're wondering why he decided to bolt? It's easy to end a legal face-off if you grease the wheels. I think everyone was expecting this case to be a blowout, but a civil action like this is going to take more than just a shout from some wannabe punisher. When someone crosses the thin red line and thinks they have a perfect case against you, you need to be cool and just live life moment by moment. Nevermind what the experts say. Hopefully this phenomenon will blow over and Travolta can get back to staying alive. How can I tell if this case is pulp fiction or not, when I can't even look who's talking?

no happy ending 'cause xenu.

So where was Tom Cruise while all this was going on? Behind the camera?

GreenAdder: You're wondering why he decided to bolt? It's easy to end a legal face-off if you grease the wheels. I think everyone was expecting this case to be a blowout, but a civil action like this is going to take more than just a shout from some wannabe punisher. When someone crosses the thin red line and thinks they have a perfect case against you, you need to be cool and just live life moment by moment. Nevermind what the experts say. Hopefully this phenomenon will blow over and Travolta can get back to staying alive. How can I tell if this case is pulp fiction or not, when I can't even look who's talking?

Is there a more unfortunate name, that isn't a double entendre, than "Okorie Okorocha"?

Was he paid off?

Tough to win your case when the defendant can prove he was in a different city on the date of the alleged attack. Usually I would think the person was paid off but in this case they probably dropped the suit with the agreement that no legal action would be taken against the accuser.

snowjack: As soon as the second John drops his suit, we'll have a happy ending.

It'll work out just as well even if John is only wearing a Toga.

Is this dude related to the dumb trashy chick who claimed to have statutorily raped Justin Bieber in order to get child support?

Rumors of his bi-sexuality have been going around for years. I don't know what to believe anymore.

bim1154: Rumors of his bi-sexuality have been going around for years. I don't know what to believe anymore.

i for one, don't believe it... There's no way that he's half-straight.

T.rex: bim1154: Rumors of his bi-sexuality have been going around for years. I don't know what to believe anymore.

i for one, don't believe it... There's no way that he's half-straight.

When it comes to Hollywood.... I'm keeping an open mind.

While this reeks of an attention whore trying to ride a celebrity's coat tails, it also seems like standard Scientology practice. They teach that it's perfectly okay to lie as much as you want -- if and only if you're a Scientologist.

So really, both parties have zero credibility.

The second guy will face jail time. Remember the extortion attempt a couple years ago?

These stars have some crazy people that follow them.

When will there be a penalty for accusers? This thin line gets crossed all the time. John Caviar.

Earguy: TFA: The "notice of dismissal" by the masseur--identified only as "John Doe 1" in court papers--was filed in U.S. District Court in Los Angeles by attorney Okorie Okorocha. The one-page notice offers no explanation for the dismissal of the $2 million complaint, which was filed just 11 days ago.

In other words, they settled out of court.


No. The lawyer realized the guy was full of shiat. No way Travolta would settle such a bullshiat case.

GreenAdder: You're wondering why he decided to bolt? It's easy to end a legal face-off if you grease the wheels. I think everyone was expecting this case to be a blowout, but a civil action like this is going to take more than just a shout from some wannabe punisher. When someone crosses the thin red line and thinks they have a perfect case against you, you need to be cool and just live life moment by moment. Nevermind what the experts say. Hopefully this phenomenon will blow over and Travolta can get back to staying alive. How can I tell if this case is pulp fiction or not, when I can't even look who's talking?

Kaneclap.gif. But how did you manage to not work in Battlefield Earth while you were at it?

Is it just me, or is Travolta starting to look like Mel Brooks?

ourbigdumbmouth: GreenAdder: You're wondering why he decided to bolt? It's easy to end a legal face-off if you grease the wheels. I think everyone was expecting this case to be a blowout, but a civil action like this is going to take more than just a shout from some wannabe punisher. When someone crosses the thin red line and thinks they have a perfect case against you, you need to be cool and just live life moment by moment. Nevermind what the experts say. Hopefully this phenomenon will blow over and Travolta can get back to staying alive. How can I tell if this case is pulp fiction or not, when I can't even look who's talking?

This case would have been a real Battle Field. But at the end of the, you go home eat some Swordfish and just live life.

Michael?

Non-payment due to his broken arrow? They give refunds on the Pelum line...

Christian Bale: Earguy: TFA: The "notice of dismissal" by the masseur--identified only as "John Doe 1" in court papers--was filed in U.S. District Court in Los Angeles by attorney Okorie Okorocha. The one-page notice offers no explanation for the dismissal of the $2 million complaint, which was filed just 11 days ago.

In other words, they settled out of court.


No. The lawyer realized the guy was full of shiat. No way Travolta would settle such a bullshiat case.

this

That's him! That's the guy!


"Who?"

You! You're the creep that tried to get his jollies with me!


"Where?"

Where? you know damn well it was at the massage parlor.


"What?"

Your penis! You tried to rub your penis on me!

WTFDYW: Christian Bale: Earguy: TFA: The "notice of dismissal" by the masseur--identified only as "John Doe 1" in court papers--was filed in U.S. District Court in Los Angeles by attorney Okorie Okorocha. The one-page notice offers no explanation for the dismissal of the $2 million complaint, which was filed just 11 days ago.

In other words, they settled out of court.


No. The lawyer realized the guy was full of shiat. No way Travolta would settle such a bullshiat case.

this

Or Scientology got to the lawyer.

" If I'm curt with you it's because time is a factor. I think fast, I talk fast and I need you to act fast if you wanna get out of this, John. So, pretty please... with sugar on top. Pay the farking nutcase. "

Who?

What?

Where?

When?

Why?

How?

GreenAdder: You're wondering why he decided to bolt? It's easy to end a legal face-off if you grease the wheels. I think everyone was expecting this case to be a blowout, but a civil action like this is going to take more than just a shout from some wannabe punisher. When someone crosses the thin red line and thinks they have a perfect case against you, you need to be cool and just live life moment by moment. Nevermind what the experts say. Hopefully this phenomenon will blow over and Travolta can get back to staying alive. How can I tell if this case is pulp fiction or not, when I can't even look who's talking?

You sir/ma'am, have reached the 10th level.
*Applause*

GreenAdder: You're wondering why he decided to bolt? It's easy to end a legal face-off if you grease the wheels. I think everyone was expecting this case to be a blowout, but a civil action like this is going to take more than just a shout from some wannabe punisher. When someone crosses the thin red line and thinks they have a perfect case against you, you need to be cool and just live life moment by moment. Nevermind what the experts say. Hopefully this phenomenon will blow over and Travolta can get back to staying alive. How can I tell if this case is pulp fiction or not, when I can't even look who's talking?

What did I miss?

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: That's him! That's the guy!

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"Who?"

You! You're the creep that tried to get his jollies with me!

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"Where?"

Where? you know damn well it was at the massage parlor.

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"What?"

Your penis! You tried to rub your penis on me!

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Awesome.

Britney Spear's Speculum: GreenAdder: You're wondering why he decided to bolt? It's easy to end a legal face-off if you grease the wheels. I think everyone was expecting this case to be a blowout, but a civil action like this is going to take more than just a shout from some wannabe punisher. When someone crosses the thin red line and thinks they have a perfect case against you, you need to be cool and just live life moment by moment. Nevermind what the experts say. Hopefully this phenomenon will blow over and Travolta can get back to staying alive. How can I tell if this case is pulp fiction or not, when I can't even look who's talking?

What did I miss?

ftfm

Maybe he was reading between the liner notes

I think the most disturbing thing I've learned out of all of this is that Travolta keeps a cache of chilled wigs on hand at all times, and selects one depending on what suits his constantly expanding/contracting face.

One of my buddies is an executive at a very high-end resort. About ten years ago he told me he had to ban Travolta because he groped a male valet and offered to pay him for sex. I'm not surprised at all he's finally in hot water for this.

SharkTrager: Or Scientology got to the lawyer.


Yep -- I'm putting my bet on scientology thugs.

SuwonROKs: One of my buddies is an executive at a very high-end resort. About ten years ago he told me he had to ban Travolta because he groped a male valet and offered to pay him for sex. I'm not surprised at all he's finally in hot water for this.

Well...it was nice knowing you.

SuwonROKs: One of my buddies is an executive at a very high-end resort. About ten years ago he told me he had to ban Travolta because he groped a male valet and offered to pay him for sex. I'm not surprised at all he's finally in hot water for this.

What are your crimes?!!

johnperkins: Is it just me, or is Travolta starting to look like Mel Brooks?

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Maybe a big in the general face shape in those pics, but the mouth is soooo far off. Mel's teeth protrude quite a bit, JT's do not.

I did, though, notice that his hairline looks like it was placed with a stencil. I bet a lot of celebrities hate this new high quality digital age.

bim1154: Rumors of his bi-sexuality have been going around for years. I don't know what to believe anymore.

He's bi. (csb time...) I'm friends with Kelly Preston's cousin. A couple of years ago, we asked him about the Travolta bisexuality rumors. He told us that it's true. Apparently, Travolta is a great husband/father when he's there, but every couple of months or so, he and a boyfriend or two will fly off to some remote location in the world and spend a few days. He said that Kelly is fine with the arrangement - they've been doing this ever since she started dating him. He also said that as far as he knows, Kelly doesn't sleep with anyone but Travolta.

Have the masseurs tied with or surpassed Tiger Wood's mistresses in quantity yet? No?

SuwonROKs: One of my buddies is an executive at a very high-end resort. About ten years ago he told me he had to ban Travolta because he groped a male valet and offered to pay him for sex. I'm not surprised at all he's finally in hot water for this.


Suwon ROKS?

Fark Party in Seoul !1

Meh heh heh..."manhandled"

Atomic Spunk: bim1154: Rumors of his bi-sexuality have been going around for years. I don't know what to believe anymore.

He's bi. (csb time...) I'm friends with Kelly Preston's cousin. A couple of years ago, we asked him about the Travolta bisexuality rumors. He told us that it's true. Apparently, Travolta is a great husband/father when he's there, but every couple of months or so, he and a boyfriend or two will fly off to some remote location in the world and spend a few days. He said that Kelly is fine with the arrangement - they've been doing this ever since she started dating him. He also said that as far as he knows, Kelly doesn't sleep with anyone but Travolta.

Is the cousin Epstein's mother?

SharkTrager: WTFDYW: Christian Bale: Earguy: TFA: The "notice of dismissal" by the masseur--identified only as "John Doe 1" in court papers--was filed in U.S. District Court in Los Angeles by attorney Okorie Okorocha. The one-page notice offers no explanation for the dismissal of the $2 million complaint, which was filed just 11 days ago.

In other words, they settled out of court.


No. The lawyer realized the guy was full of shiat. No way Travolta would settle such a bullshiat case.

this

Or Scientology got to the lawyer.


Again, no. Scientology only has to get involved when there is *truth* that has to be combatted. This guy's lawsuit was so full of crap, all Travolta had to point out is that he wasn't in Cali that day.

Anyone could see right through the details in the lawsuit. It was totally amateur.

Britney Spear's Speculum: Britney Spear's Speculum: GreenAdder: You're wondering why he decided to bolt? It's easy to end a legal face-off if you grease the wheels. I think everyone was expecting this case to be a blowout, but a civil action like this is going to take more than just a shout from some wannabe punisher. When someone crosses the thin red line and thinks they have a perfect case against you, you need to be cool and just live life moment by moment. Nevermind what the experts say. Hopefully this phenomenon will blow over and Travolta can get back to staying alive. How can I tell if this case is pulp fiction or not, when I can't even look who's talking?

What did I miss?

ftfm

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